Hanny_lou
6th May 2004, 19:36
This is fun - let me know your new name!! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor.
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who Sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult--a senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gadget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.
And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor.
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who Sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult--a senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gadget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.