Kill Bill- wtf? biggest pile of c*ap.

[mattyp]

I've just seen Kill Bill (the first one) and thought it was rubbish.

Yeah its got lots of violence and all, but it was slow, boring, acting was rubbish, stupid characters (nananana batman!!!, all those people with the silly black masks around their eyes and the deadly schoolgirl, rofl) and over dramatisation if ever I saw any, the only exciting bit was at the end when they said "does she know her daughter is alive" or something like that.

Was expecting this to be an amazing film but it was distinctly average or poor at best.

Especially the waterfalls pouring out the peoples arms , made me laugh my head off. Havent got a clue why its rated by so many people. smileys/smiley17.gif

[Scott]

not seen it yet but yours is the first bad review i have heardsmileys/smiley17.gif

[mattyp]

lol, well I must be the only one with any kind of sense smileys/smiley17.gif

There are some funny lines and stuff and I like the samurai sword. But thats it.

The acting looks like summat me and my m8s did when we were little nippers, just wait till you see the bloody scene when they get their arms or heads chopped off, looks like someone forgot to turn the hoselock off.

I was expecting it to be really really good, but I think any critics who recommend it must be being bribed smileys/smiley17.gif

[mattyp]

Actually just checked around and it seems that im not the only one and the vast majority actually agree.
Quotes

"I won't give this movie the dignity of feeling strongly about it one way or the other, but suffice to say: you see one 6'5" blonde nurse assassin with a red cross on her white eye patch, you've seen them all. This flaccid, unimaginative, yawnfest is an attempt to pay homage to real action movies. Why it is flooded with pointless and incessant amputations is anyone's guess. I loved Kung Fu Sundays and I don't recall ever feeling so bored. I give it a 1 only because of Lucy Liu's close ups. Rowr. But even she, with all the beauty she has, could not make Kill Bill interesting. Bill should Kill himself."

"Rates as one of the stupidest, least interesting, most-offensive-for-no-reason films I've ever seen. Worse, the fight scenes were terminally long and boring."

[DOGGS]

pfft abit behind with the times mattyp ;), volume 2 is out now, saw it last night and its 10x better in my opinion. In the volume 1 the history of the main characters is purposely left aside which does spoil it abit. In volume 2 all the questions are answered with a good few twists and turns....the only downside is that Tarantino tries addin too much humour which works in some cases but not in others ;S (typical yanks)...anyway, the point of this reply is DONT BE PUT OFF, GO SEE IT! smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[Scott]

lol think ill need to get a loan of it one night and see if it is really that badsmileys/smiley17.gif

[mattyp]

One sec lemme stick the DVD in the drive and I will show u a screen shot, watch out for batman and robin and blood waterfalls!, lol

[Scott]

LMBO! © sax-p looking forward to thissmileys/smiley17.gif

[mattyp]

Sorry for the quality, but screenshots dont work on dvds smileys/sad.gif, so used the camera but had to turn off the flash otherwise it reflects, but when u turn off the flash it turns off auto focus, or summat, grr. lol

Batman Extra
http://www.khlmporte27.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/twatno1.jpg

Water leak gone wrong

http://www.khlmporte27.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hoseffects.jpg

[Scott]

LMBO! © sax-p

see what you mean about the hoselock!!!

thats just ridiculous!

[Sidesport]

Aint seen either of them..but i know 1 thing!

Matt ure a smileys/gay.gif Muahahahah

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Sorry smileys/smiley2.gif carry on debatein Kill Bill...ignore me..

Actuilly i dont even know why i have written this....o well, it will take longer to delite it !

Better hit -

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[Scott]

lol what makes you think it takes me long to delete anythingsmileys/smiley4.gif

[mattyp]

Aint seen either of them..but i know 1 thing!

Matt ure a smileys/gay.gif Muahahahah

LMBO! © sax-p! © sax-p

Sorry smileys/smiley2.gif carry on debatein Kill Bill...ignore me..

Actuilly i dont even know why i have written this....o well, it will take longer to delite it !

Better hit -

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Ha wont take me long to drive round kick your head in smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley2.gif

[Sidesport]

PMSL ure too lazy matty smileys/smiley14.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

Scott - But u are a SUPER smileys/gay.gif And you have powers that we dont posses...I bow down to you o'mighty 1 ! smileys/smiley4.gif

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[Scott]

LMBO! © sax-p, i hear you like bowing down in front of mensmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley17.gif

[Sidesport]

Only scottish people smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley12.gif smileys/smiley14.gif

[Panther82]

Got three words for Kill Bill:

It sucks!!!!!!

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[jonnosaxo87]

three words??? smileys/smiley17.gif

Jonnosmileys/smiley4.gif

[citrovts]

Only scottish people smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley12.gif smileys/smiley14.gif



and under the kilt offcourse smileys/smiley2.gif

[barrett]

Got three words for Kill Bill:

It sucks!!!!!!

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Thats 2 jordi smileys/smiley2.gif

Add a fcuking in there and it will be smileys/smiley9.gif

[Panther82]

I consider these exclamation marks as a word too!
So stop moaning! smileys/smiley17.gif

LOL

[barrett]

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