why do your eyeballs itch?!

[kcsaxo]

and once you rubbed them you end up with beer goggles for the next few minutes? so annoying!

[Mitchell]

an eyelash in the eye is the worst.

[Roper]

an eyelash in the eye is the worst.

oh yes defo. or a metal splinter

lee.

[Mitchell]

i had to have my eye injected when i was about 11... maw passed out in the bogs after seeing it haha

ive had a bad eye infection basically all my life... pisses me off.

[Mitchell]

its made me feel a bit sick thinking back about it now

c*nt.

[Jaytee]

I use to get an infection in my eye alot cant remember what it was calles something itus no doubt anyway used to get yellow pus leakin out my eye an stuff was well wrong hurt like hell as well.

[Mitchell]

conjunctivitis?

i get that... u can pull all the yellow stuff out the back of your eyes lol feels good like :D

[Rocko]

Theres been many times when i get things in my eyes from work, bits of stone/brick/wood/metal, basically everything.

Not so long ago i had to go to the hospital because i had orange brick lodged into the back of my socket, becuase i tried to get it out but made it worse.

Nearly a grown man now and reduced nearly to tears, the pain is unbearable, so i go in to see the doctor he says,

'ooohhh......theres a sight for sore eyes'

I said

'Dont try to be funny mate, my eye is bulging and im about to cry' (bad times)

So he sits me down, rolls my eye back, injects the ball (worst thing thats ever happened to me (pain wise))

eye goes numb, he rolls back my ball (eye) and gets a small set of tweezers and picks it out. (good times)

The releif is astonoshing, so be careful when you chizel a wall, always ALWAYS wear safety goggles, you might look like you grandfather but it saves you a lot of pain believe me :y:

[liam_b]

now thats sounds like it hurt i always get crap in my eye tweezer it out my self never had any thing go behind my eye tho always get cuts on my hands too. some think else that hurts is kicking somethink when pisst off and dislocat(sp) your big toe done it loads of times ow ow ow ow ow click OWWWWWWW pain gone wooo hooo

[SaxOmniaC]

anyone had arc eye, a friend of my mums got it and was in bad pain for ages and had to give up his job, looks painful

[argylefan1985]

haha i got a small boble of polistireen stuck in my eye ball once took me a good couple hours to get it out fuck me that hurt, argh my eyes are watering now

[djmartin]

worst thing i get in my eye are those lil fire fly bugs (lil black ones) when ur on a bike ride and htey go in ur eye u instantly loose contro lf ur bike n end up ina ditch haha and all u are doign it rubbing ur eye not giving a dam about ur bike haha.

when i was lil i was playing with an elastic band and it snapped and whipped me in the eye i had to go to hospital and ended up looking like a pirate for two weeks with an eye patch on hahaha. 'Polly want a cracker lol'

[Jaytee]

conjunctivitis?

i get that... u can pull all the yellow stuff out the back of your eyes lol feels good like :D

Yeah that was it legend. was proper buggin me that lol. Yeah it was well rank haha.

[kateandjohn]

One time i got my car window smashed with a brick as i was driving and loads of the glass went in my eyes! i was about 3 miles away from the hospital so i drove there couldn't really see much that was quite bad.

Now i have permanent coloured flashing in my left eye from my crash in 03 i have been told that it's a link from the back of my eye to my brain, it really annoys me and i carn't sleep very well because of it, doctors have said it will be the same all my life which is s**t.

John.

[kcsaxo]

man i feel so insignificant with so many painful stories!

[rushy_23]

Put your contacts in wrong way wrong?

[Clone]

conjunctivitis?

i get that... u can pull all the yellow stuff out the back of your eyes lol feels good like :D

lol eeewwww:panic:

[hesslevtr]

petrol or break fluid is a realy good 1

[Delboy75]

My old sports teacher had a javelin in his eye, stood to close to this girl and when she pulled the javelin back to throw it it took his eye out :omg:

only has one eye now, bet it hurt like f##k, blokes a proper tosser though but i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[Andybon]

My old sports teacher had a javelin in his eye, stood to close to this girl and when she pulled the javelin back to throw it it took his eye out :omg:

only has one eye now, bet it hurt like f##k, blokes a proper tosser though but i wouldn't wish that on anyone.


was keeping a close eye on the javelin, lol,

had my eyes full of dust while up a ladder, that was a bitch, nearly fell off. the worst was a small peice of slate that went in the corner of my eye, as soon as it hit my eye, it started watering like mad, looked like i was crying

[BruceybabyVTR]

worst was brake fluid. followed by break cleaner then finally.......water.

Had to sit with this eye washer thingymabob on my eye for aaaaaaaaages