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XPT_Furio
24th February 2003, 13:23
A police man walking down a street notices a pond with three ducks splashing

about in it. Thinking they look suspicious, he arrests them. He takes the first

duck, and says

"what's your name?",

"duck" says the first duck.

"and what were you doing in the pond?" asks the policeman

"blowing bubbles" says the duck



Thinking this not that strange, the policeman lets the duck go. Then getting the

second duck he asks

"what's your name?",

"duckduck" says the second duck.

"and what were you doing in the pond?" asks the policeman

"blowing bubbles" came the answer



Beginning to wonder if he had been mistaken, he gets the third duck.

"Let me guess, your name's duckduckduck?" says the policeman

"no" says the duck, "I'm bubbles"

XPT_Furio
24th February 2003, 13:23
A duck walks into a bar.



Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "I said no"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "NO!"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "NO, N-O spells NO, got it?"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "Right! If you ask me one more f****n'time, I'll nail your f****'n beak

to the f****'n bar!"



Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "No"



Duck "Got any bread?"

XPT_Furio
24th February 2003, 13:23
Man walks into a bar ,with a lesser spotted newt on his shoulder.

" A pint of Guinness for me and a whisky for my friend Tiny " he says pointng to

his newt.

" why do you call him Tiny?" the barman asks................

" Because he's "my-newt"

XPT_Furio
24th February 2003, 13:24
What goes "ooooooooooooooooooo"?



A cow with no lips

GreenSaxo
24th February 2003, 23:29
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Scott
25th February 2003, 19:25
lol i like the nails one its good <img src= "smileys/grin.gif">

Lil_Sis
2nd March 2003, 19:46
hehehe <img src= "smileys/happy.gif">

Scott
11th March 2003, 15:42
the ducks one still makes me laugh!

The_STIG
21st November 2007, 15:00
a bloke walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and in the bar is a bloke with a doberman, so the parrot bloke says to the other i bet £50 my parrot can win ur dog in a fight, so they go to toilet shut both pets in and 5 mins later the parrot walks out not a scratch on him, next day same bloke same parrot same bloke rottwiler this time so they have the same bet and once again the parrot walks out untouched. next day same bloke same parrot same bloke this time 2 rotties same bet, so in the toilet they go about 10 mins later total silence............... they walk in and theres is feathers everywhere the place is covered in them, then the parrot walks around the corner and says "fcukin ell had to take me coat off for that one"


lame i know but just fancied reviving a 4 year old thread lol :y: