The hornets are coming

[Mitchell]

Did anyone read the paper today about these giant asian hornets moving to the UK due to global warming? they have already reached France and have wiped out most bees down there and are known to attack humans.

They are nearly 2 inches big and have a wing span of 3 inches... f*ck me.

http://www.naturenet.net/blogs/media/mandarinia2.jpg

[xsmile_be_happyx]

omg do they attack u llike bees and wasps? lol excuse the blondeness,

[Recovery]

Holy shite that's huge!

[jclaydon]

Jeez. I poo'd myself and ran out the room when a normal hornet came into my room a couple of years ago.

Im scared lol.

[saxooxas]

yeah i read about that.

[Mitchell]

omg do they attack u llike bees and wasps? lol excuse the blondeness,

nah they carry shovels and hit you with them ;)

[Bake]

nah they carry shovels and hit you with them ;)

lol, classic!

[Connor_scotland]

bugger that i will be in a astronaut outfit all day then

[Leo]

papers banging on about global warming, we'll all be dead when/if it happens anwyay. infact 3rd generation will probley be living on mars by then lol

[stiffler69]

Yeah the hornet thing isnt new we had a load of giant hornet things about 9 years ago in the summer they had stings on them just atached to their buts not one what goes in and out it was about a 1" the sting we did have a pic of it somewhere ill try and get hold of it for you lot

[jclaydon]

To be fair. They're probably in the hottest southern parts of france. No way they'd come over here even if it did heat up a little bit.

Look at the video's of these bugger's on youtube :o

[Hanuman]

sounds like crap made to scare u, i remember a few years ago they were on about GIANT LOCUSTS that would wipe out mankind by killing all the crops also about them south african or somit dead agressive beas that are in america that they would be deadly, all sounds lke turd to me

[xsmile_be_happyx]

nah they carry shovels and hit you with them ;)

it wouldnt suprise me at the size of them

[David]

It's actually quite scary :oops:

[SNewham]

ummmm, why the fuck has he got one on his hand?...

[Mitchell]

this is one of the coolest vids ive ever seen

' 30 Giant Hornets go in and kill 30,000 bees. Oh and there is battle music set to this.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23GFc0KG4c

they just rip the normal wasps in half lol they are like 5 times the size of them.

[saxodan]

Global warming = load of bollocks

read new scientist magizine ;)

its too hot one summer = must be global warming
its too cold one winter= must be global warming


its all a lob

[TU-Tuning]

ive seen them in real life, fookin scary things. Dont attack unless you piss em off though

[MikeCracknell]

Luke, remember what I said was in our loft?!?!??! I turned the light on in the loft and there were two of them! Huuuge things, a real deep buzz they make when they fly...they are here already!

[tashavtr]

this is one of the coolest vids ive ever seen

' 30 Giant Hornets go in and kill 30,000 bees. Oh and there is battle music set to this.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23GFc0KG4c

they just rip the normal wasps in half lol they are like 5 times the size of them.

awww that made me cringe watching that!!

[Tupps]

These son's are trained in ju jutsi, Bad mofo's

so it all started in luke's loft ey!!!

Ban him!

[Mystic]

Did anyone read the paper today about these giant asian hornets moving to the UK due to global warming? they have already reached France and have wiped out most bees down there and are known to attack humans.

They are nearly 2 inches big and have a wing span of 3 inches... f*ck me.

http://www.naturenet.net/blogs/media/mandarinia2.jpg

The papers forgot to mention our mornings are too frosty for them & they would all die out over night every night?

lol we are a looooong looong way away from giant asian hornets, just those ladyboys we need to worry about :p

[David]

ummmm, why the fuck has he got one on his hand?...

You have a very good point there son...

[kenny]

bloody hell there huge

[TU-Tuning]

omg were all gonna die :fcuk:

[Tupps]

We'll send a few refugee's out with fly swatters

We'll pwn them

[Mitchell]

nah we'll just make them pay tax

[weetz]

I never been stung by a bee or a wasp but i sure as hell don't want to be stung by that beast!!!!

[Leo]

just watched that video, that are MASSIVE. its like birds colored in

[djmartin]

seen one of those lil buggers face to face in turkey haha i had a plastic shovel and was in WW3 with it fora good 15mins.

lil HINT DO NOT START A FIGHT WITH THEM!!!!!!!

they do not give up at all it was like the matrix or somat with me and the hornet flying in air landing on sofa and stuff hahaha.

and guess how i won hahaha i ran out the room and bought some fly spray spraid the WHOLE can in one room hahaha i felt sick for days after it tho hahahahaha.

[weetz]

That vid of them hornets is boschte as out. I remember years ago when i went to the park with my dad (it must of been about 9 or 10 years ago) and these proper huge hornets landed on his legs but they looked longer and skinny than those asian hornets.

[TU-Tuning]

The papers forgot to mention our mornings are too frosty for them & they would all die out over night every night?

lol we are a looooong looong way away from giant asian hornets, just those ladyboys we need to worry about :p

I love it when the media do that. Like with bird flu, the exact same virus infected another of bernard matthews sheds over 6 years ago, no one cared. Now its in the press, 500,000 PEOPLE WILL DIE.

They say 260 odd people have died, but all of them were in close contact with chickens, some of them slept with the chickens and two of them actually slapped each other round the face and played footy with severed chicken heads. Pathetic, state of fear is all it is.


Anyone remember SARS, that was meant to kill us all off.

[Rosco906]

Krov u big pussy woman,

Scotland's to cold for those mofo's

If they do come, Just get a bigger fly swatter thing, Can of BO spray and a lighter.

Then run like f**k

[Curran]

i hate bees and wasps let alone hornets!

i had one in my house last summer so i got the fucker with the hoover that soon killed it! if they mess with me, they get stung! i dont tolerate flying shits. flys included.

i dont know if i believe global warming or not. the earth has been through many changes in the past. at points it has been completely covered in ice and at other times a desert or tropical rain forest. who says its not just a natural change?? obviously humans have some effect but all the shit about how it will destroy the earth?? hmmm

[Curran]

If they do come, Can of BO spray and a lighter.

Then run like f**k


that is the BEST method (and the most fun :P)

i have put alot of practice into this method.

[Dan]

They are big, but as others have said cant see them surviving the weather.

[Rosco906]

^^ im the same mate, let the fuckers suffer,

My cat is the best for spiders, plays with them then kills them If they look good he'l eat them to

If he's been playing around to much he's brung back a rabbit once.

[Mitchell]

Krov u big pussy woman,

Scotland's to cold for those mofo's

If they do come, Just get a bigger fly swatter thing, Can of BO spray and a lighter.

Then run like f**k

when did you turn so mean?

you got sand in your fanny or somethin?

[Rosco906]

I am mean for a reason

to my supervillian test in the jokes bit.

was pissed off with the result

[kenny]

lighter and deoderant (sp) could be fun on these things.

burn burn burn lol

[rushy_23]

When I went to India about 7 years ago we saw Hornets. F*cking sooo scary.
They are mega loud and tails can be very very long on some. Basically just
run from them thats we were told!

Again, scary!

[Rosco906]

^^ yeah there big,

Fist time i'd been on holiday, playing pool. battered 1 with the pool cue.

My cat wasnt there 2 back me up

[kenny]

pmsl lack of pussy oj dude

[Jaytee]

Fackin ell id shit that me, that thing could eat my shit whole.

[Mystic]

Time to invest shares in RAID & start stock piling then?

http://www.killsbugsdead.com/i/product_rwah.jpg

[kenny]

group buy mystic :y:

[Rosco906]

I'l nip to asda for lynx :P

[Jaytee]

im in for that

[Chris_Ward_vtr]

LOL watchin that video was funny,, When i was in america last year one of these bad mofos landed on my aunties leg, you should seen her runnin around in circles screamin in the middle of a theme park LMFAO! lol

[Barry123]

Yeah the hornet thing isnt new we had a load of giant hornet things about 9 years ago in the summer

i remember that, my mother thought she could hear a motorbike engine... turned out it was one of those massive bastard things...

[Viper]

ill get my badminton racket out then shall i!? lol, the little (or not so..) feckers wil die!


krovean.. that 'battle' music is metallica :y:

[MTR]

No chance over here. May get the odd one but it'll be dead in no time unless we have an amazing summer.
... huge beasts though! ekk :boxing:

[BLUE_DEVIL]

Woah mumma thats a big ass biting insect! It nearly scared the bee-jeezus outta me!

[Predator_R32]

jesus there big

im just imagining them in my head packing there little honey bags and taking a little honey airplane and flying to a little honey airport in the uk lol

hmmm then i thought to myself do wasps make honey???????

[Barry123]

A lad posted up the most intense video of a bunch of hornet proper layin into a load of bee's/wasp's. wasps got pwned.

[S34MER]

nothing that a the sole of a shoe couldn't sort out.

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/2688/thumbs/moblog_3e2cd58b4cf78.jpg

I'll have to open a can of wasp spray on its ass :p

but to be fair, they are pretty damn HUGE in comparison to a normal sized wasp!

http://rxwildlife.org.uk/images/82%2020050620%20South%20View%20016.jpg

[VTS_16v_Boy]

but to be fair, they are pretty damn HUGE in comparison to a normal sized wasp!

http://rxwildlife.org.uk/images/82%2020050620%20South%20View%20016.jpg


:panic: Be-Jasus :panic:

Can anyone hear that?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:panic: There come Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


:oops: hehehehe couldnt resist, That is a big bugger, reckon your need a Gun to kill that - guess South London will be alright :y:

[Karl]

...:O
those things could prob carry me away...

[Ruddy]

sounds like crap made to scare u, i remember a few years ago they were on about GIANT LOCUSTS that would wipe out mankind by killing all the crops also about them south african or somit dead agressive beas that are in america that they would be deadly, all sounds lke turd to me

Been playing Gears of War too much pal......

[Ruddy]

http://rxwildlife.org.uk/images/82%2020050620%20South%20View%20016.jpg

Big Orrible B*stards!

[VTS_16v_Boy]

...:O
those things could prob carry me away...

lol

Soulless - I think by the looks of that Owl, He's seen one coming towards him :clapping:

[Karl]

O rly?

[Robb]

when i was younger me and a load of mates were walking through the woods down this gravel road when we all heard this really loud buzzing low to the ground. i just thought it was a normal wasp so 'di-canio style' flying volleyed it down the road. layed it straight out, went over to it afterwards and it was fucking huge. didnt fancy carrying it home though to show it off...

[Didz]

omg they are huge! i hate wasps as it is, so id s**t myself if i saw one of them flying at me!

[AdamW]

Nothing a can of RAID cant cope with........

[Barry123]

delete me!!!

[Barry123]

check out these bad ass mofo's in action...

http://gprime.net/video.php/hornetsvsbees

[Predator_R32]

fook that, im using a racket instead of a can of raid :y:

http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/3b/5a/pr-Tennis-Head_Intelligence_Series_Tennis_Racket_i_S4_MP-resized200.jpg

[Predator_R32]

check out these bad ass mofo's in action...

http://gprime.net/video.php/hornetsvsbees

how the hell did they get the headcam on the bloody thing lol