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MikeCracknell
26th February 2007, 16:47
DSH bluetoothed me a message tone in Guildford, though it was excellent so set it to be my message tone......

So earlier today I am delivering to the poshest, most expensive firm of Solicitors in the world, and there are about 5 of them hoofin around in their pin stripe suits, some sat down etc....

Anyway, I felt my phone vibrate, then out came the message tone very loud:
"You got a text, you dirty slag" as said by Tiffany from Eastenders.....

I have never been glared at and looked down upon by so many posh people...most of them have never heard anyone speak as common as Tiffany, LET ALONE the word "Slag"

I scuttled out of the front door....wonder when the next time will be in there is...

My tone is back to "Hello" in a worms voice now :)

Mike

Alex
26th February 2007, 16:49
lol, knew that would get you into trouble :P

Bri_vtr
26th February 2007, 16:51
LMFAO! Thats class mate.

Mystic
26th February 2007, 16:51
Mine has gone off in the office a few times its just some angry voice shouting 'MAIL MUTHA F*CKA'

I had the GPS with the 'whore' giving me insturctions, forgot about it, put phone in pocket, and walked in2 my mates house. 2 seconds after walking in2 the kitchen in a sexy voice my fone started saying 'Great we have finally arrived, now lets get you c*ck out, i was you to do me hard...' blah blah and it goes on for about 40 seconds lol i ran upstairs jumped under the covers & curled up in the fetal position trying to silence the damn hoe!

dingle
26th February 2007, 16:57
that's class u'll be dreading next time u have to go back there

LittleDude101
26th February 2007, 16:58
lol, knew that would get you into trouble :P

same, playing it the bar started to get looks lol

DavoVTR
26th February 2007, 17:00
Mint... mine is the start of the old Scatman song where he babbles for ages lol

Leckie
26th February 2007, 17:12
guy in my office has a message tone of...


'The person next me to is a wanker...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP'

he always forgets to take his mobile with him so its always going off. Was funny at first but it soon wore off.

Leckie
26th February 2007, 17:16
in answer to the mms you just sent mike, yes same as that lol

djmartin
26th February 2007, 17:19
mine is jim carey and just shouts out super loud


AAAAALALALALALAALLLLLLLRIGHTTTTTYYYYY THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

its the clip of ace ventura i get looks all the time when it goes off i was in a local super store and i timed it perfectly my phone vibrated so i knew it was gonna do the tone so i mimed to it hahaha someone came up and said 'my god ur jim carey impression is amazing' hahahaha.

Clone
26th February 2007, 17:50
mine is jim carey and just shouts out super loud


AAAAALALALALALAALLLLLLLRIGHTTTTTYYYYY THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

its the clip of ace ventura i get looks all the time when it goes off i was in a local super store and i timed it perfectly my phone vibrated so i knew it was gonna do the tone so i mimed to it hahaha someone came up and said 'my god ur jim carey impression is amazing' hahahaha.

Sounds like a good ring tone! :)

Luke
26th February 2007, 18:05
I have that one that goes 'WARNING, you are stood next to a wanker BEEP'

I also have the 'Hello' and the 'slag' one that Mike sent me.

shaggers_saxvtr
26th February 2007, 19:26
I have that one that goes 'WARNING, you are stood next to a wanker BEEP'

I also have the 'Hello' and the 'slag' one that Mike sent me.

Quality, the foghorn followed by "Warning...I am stood next to a wankkkkerrrr"...I have this one too!

Also in a worms voice - "incoming"...followed by the sound of a rocket/missile

Also big brothers pete...cough..."wanker" cough...*whistle*..followed by meow!!! lol
Very embarrassing when they go off in public!!

Hannah
26th February 2007, 19:29
Also big brothers pete...cough..."wanker" cough...*whistle*..followed by meow!!! lol
Very embarrassing when they go off in public!!

I've got that! mine ends in " Sorry did I spit in your eye? " haha gotta love Pete, saw him the other day too! pow pow:afro:

saxodan
26th February 2007, 19:31
Mine goes "beep beep, beep beep"

dsh85
26th February 2007, 19:32
dsh85 bluetoothed me a message tone in Guildford, though it was excellent so set it to be my message tone......

Mike

you SLAAAAAAG

shaggers_saxvtr
26th February 2007, 19:46
I've got that! mine ends in " Sorry did I spit in your eye? " haha gotta love Pete, saw him the other day too! pow pow:afro:


Haha sweeet! Not heard that one I dont think! Yes, hes a Ledge!

chrisni1986
26th February 2007, 19:49
where did you get the mail muthafucker tone from matey?

argylefan1985
26th February 2007, 19:53
I have the catchphrase buzzer for my message alert tone fooking love it.

lol

you know the one just the buzzer noise. BRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMM MM

Was re-wiring some old ladys house and she came in when it went off and goes. Is that the eastenders song?

lol crazy old women.

ricksimmonds
26th February 2007, 20:10
lmao at this thread

Tracey
26th February 2007, 20:10
I had one of Harry Enfields characters...(cant remember the name) used to shout.... "Oi Bitch... wanna ride in my Citroen!" lol

saxx
26th February 2007, 20:22
you SLAAAAAAG

thanks for correcting him chicken pie

Mike YOU sent that to me :p but it was my text that got you in trouble hahahaha

My mum loves it :clapping:

Luke
26th February 2007, 20:38
I also have that Catchphrase one, I love it.

One of my ringtones is Alvin & The Chipmunks...anyone remember that?

GrantW
26th February 2007, 20:51
I also have that Catchphrase one, I love it.

One of my ringtones is Alvin & The Chipmunks...anyone remember that?

Ive got that on my phone, its great lol. Ducktales as well, remember that?

Anyone got the Worms voices on their computer they could send me??

2saxo2furio
26th February 2007, 21:31
ive got a peter kay 1 where the car alarm goes get back ya bastard ill break ya legs beeeeeeeeeeep

2saxo2furio
26th February 2007, 21:34
and my ringtone is cartman kyles mom a big fat bitch