Has My Metabolism Given In??

[Salmon1]

Well from October until 3 weeks ago i wieghed 8stone 11.

Im 5ft 11" and was a skinny bastard, love being skinny though.

But in the last 3 weeks ive discoveed crisps, something ive never ate my whole life, suddenly addicted lol.

Heres my before diet-

7.30am- Huge Bowl Special K, Semi Skimmed Milk, Cup Of Tea no sugar.

10am- Ham salad or salmon Sandwhich, Apple

12noon- Ham Salad or salmon sanwhich, Apple

5pm- Huge bowl spaghetti bolognes or chicken fillet with 2 small baked potatoes, or oven baked fish and oven chips etc....

9pm(roughly)- 6 chicken select meal with large strawberry milkshake or just a mcflurry


and between 4-8litres EVERY day of diet coke.

This is my monday friday diet.



On weekends, i normally have-


9am- HUGE bowl speical K

11am- 3 bacon and egg rolls

3pm- 12" Subway Sub

7pm- Chinky

then maybe 4 pints and a few mixers every friday/saturday night.

1am- Pizza supper outchippy, or McD's or something.



Recently my Monday firday diet has been(due to working on a rewire next to a bakery)-

7.30am- Huge bowl special K
10am- Sandwhich or bacon roll, bag of caramel snack a jacks
12noon- sandwhich, sausage roll, apple, bag of big eat monster munch
3pm- Scone or cake
5pm- Same kinds of dinners and a bag of caramel snack a jacks
8pm- caramel snack a jacks
10pm- Strawberry milkshak out McD's and a mcflurry or something.


And the result, iv gained half a stone in 3 weeks.


I do absolutely no excercise except work my arse off like a nigger all day at work as a spark.


So no more crisps atol.#

Not that i can anyway, had my tonsils out on tuesday.

[Leo]

your weight is dangerlously low. seriosly. you must look ill.

[Salmon1]

dont look half as skinny as adsayer, heres me before my 3 week bender haha-

http://file017b.bebo.com/0/large/2006/12/25/20/1322253794a2968096564b479698148l.jpg

i have never stepped foot in a gym for a year

[Leo]

doesnt look healthy at all mate to be honest. looks on the way to anorexia. no offense

[Salmon1]

not through lack of eating anyway haha.

must just be quick metab, look at what i pack away haha.

anyway i wouldnt min what wieght i was, but this hlf stone seems to went str8 to middle an hip, i can feel it.

so im going to lose the wiehgt anyway as i cant eat much the now anyway.

Im on 3 tins of weight watchers 80 calorie a tin soup, and couple slice of bread.

[Mystic]

Big Eat Flamin Hot Monster munch & Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks are the enemy but they taste SO DAMN GOOOOOD!

[Salmon1]

caramel snack a jacks are theee sex.

im close to selling the vts to buy more haha.

[Leo]

its probley going strait throujgh you as most of its crap food. i belive theres 2 types of people who eat crap, one type just simply get fat and unhealthy. and the other type just get unhealthy as the food goes through them so fast because the body knows its no good so just passes it through. get on some proper food and you will add some proper lbs on

[Robb]

haha smooooth salmon


and leo i think im the latter type of person for sheezy

i dread to think what state the inside of my body is in

[saxodan]

do you shave your arm pits salmon? lol

[Robb]

haha trust you to spot that daniel


but do you shave you armpits? hahA

[Salmon1]

certainly do, only hai on my body is on my head. ;)

[saxodan]

certainly do, only hai on my body is on my head. ;)

why.....

[Salmon1]

fuck nos, had shower wi te bird n done it for a lagh once, and ne it ever since, dont shave my legs or out, just arm pits and old back sac n crack haha

[saxodan]

fuck nos, had shower wi te bird n done it for a lagh once, and ne it ever since, dont shave my legs or out, just arm pits and old back sac n crack haha

Thats nassssty shizzle

Ive just got used to the novelty of the 3 hairs I found poking out of my pigeon chest the other day

no way am I shaving those bad boys off

[Mystic]

Maybe hes a closet ginger & covering up the evidence ;)

[Leo]

Thats nassssty shizzle

Ive just got used to the novelty of the 3 hairs I found poking out of my pigeon chest the other day

no way am I shaving those bad boys off

lolllllllllllllllllll

[Robb]

Ive just got used to the novelty of the 3 hairs I found poking out of my pigeon chest the other day

no way am I shaving those bad boys off

haha same goes..its only on one side aswel which is quite concerning


do have the weekly trim of my bush though. i say trim i mean waxing sesh

[Salmon1]

iv not even got a snail trail for some reaosn haha.


Was always very fair haired.

[saxodan]

iv not even got a snail trail for some reaosn haha.


Was always very fair haired.

Same here mate

mates take the piss as ive got like 6 hairs poking through for a snail trail lol well maybe an exageration

maybe why I compensate with the huuge barnet

[Salmon1]

haha, im only just 17 though ;)

Bet your 30 haha :P

[Mystic]

Almost exactly a year between the two of you!

[Robb]

haha, im only just 17 though ;)

Bet your 30 haha :P

only just 17 and you've already had 2 motors?

and insured on a VTS?

[saxodan]

see :P

Give it a year and your 3 hairs will come

[Robb]

http://www.leftcoastbias.com/bfc/thread_hijack.jpg

[AdamW]

I have the hairest arse ever

[Leo]

thats hot

[saxodan]

bet you have a problem with klankers too then adam haha

[Leo]

shave ya pubes, gain an inch. old skool

[Barry123]

dont look half as skinny as adsayer, heres me before my 3 week bender haha-

http://file017b.bebo.com/0/large/2006/12/25/20/1322253794a2968096564b479698148l.jpg

i have never stepped foot in a gym for a year

WTF!?!?!?! LOL had to laugh at that.
James, like me i like being skinny tbh. but im a distance runner so im suited to it... and no you ARE skinnier than me mofo :cool:

[Salmon1]

My newly found pouch at the bottom of my belly haha--

http://file022b.bebo.com/13/large/2007/03/28/13/1322253794a3949363346b305444396l.jpg

[saxodan]

dude stop posting naked anaorexic pics of yourself lol

[Salmon1]

its for adsayers beefit, he likes ot have a good ol' ham hank over my 19stone muscular body.

haha

[Mystic]

Damn man you are too thin, thats even skinnyer than my skinniest (male) mate :P

You like a 28 in jean size? Or like an 8 in girls sizes?

[Salmon1]

Wear a belt with 29" waist jeans, dont think thye make 28"

Normallywear replay as the 29" seems tighter than most others.

Gstar etc.. just hang of me.

Once im well, im hitting the gym and lossing the wee fabby bit at bottom and trning it into muscle.

[Mystic]

You must get a 28" in jeans, thats my dads claim to fame "I was a 28" waist untill i was 26" Hes a blob now though ;)

Im a 30 / 32 for most things. Cant remember the last 30's i bought though so probably a 32 although iv some 32's that need a belt. I dont understand why clothes companies make stuff different sizes and then slap a label with a measurement on it.

Thats like citreon selling saxos as 0-60 in 5 seconds because citroen seconds are a bit longer than normal seconds :panic:

[Robb]

tis true mystic..

in gstar im a 32. evisu 34. and tailored at a 30

[Leo]

eat some food boy!!! looking like a strong wind would blow ya arms off

[SNewham]

Why are you fignering yourself in that pic?