Damn Saxo

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The other day when i was driving home from work there was a saxo behind me, was up my bum, and the held back, then started flashing his main beams at me, happened all the way down the bypass (which is two lane and was empty), then he got closer, sat right up my arse, and kept flashing, was a silver vtr, and i thought it was someone i knew playing funny buggers, until the car all over a sudden pulled out, and overtook me, they went full steam towards the end of the bypass, then nearly crashed into the roundabout. Anyways its was a private regi, thought nothing more about it, till i seen it today, and it drove up my arse again, was beeping, then someone stuck the hand out the window and drove off, and i still dont know who it is.

This happen to anyone else, or is it just me?

(waiting for comments here about my car lol)

[kenny]

puntos are slow what u expect, hehe only joking.

i get chavs trying to race me all the time i just let them drive like **** as its not worth risking my licence over some idiot

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ill have u know i wasnt going slow, anyways my cars a 1.2, a vtrs a 1.6, i wouldnt even attempt too, plus im not that stupid, i dont see his point though, i dont even know him, why be an arse?

[kenny]

thats what idiots do

not saying saxo drivers are idiots tho theres a minority of ***** everywhere

[Viper]

maybe they wanted to race..

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thats what idiots do

not saying saxo drivers are idiots tho

you are an idiot tho lol hehe, you know im only kidding :P

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maybe they wanted to race..

who in their right mind would want to race a punto? lol

[kenny]

unless its a gt or hgt ;)

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well, my cars just an active, although its now coming up in insurance quote as a sporting, so i dont have a clue, its just boring

[Viper]

who in their right mind would want to race a punto? lol

someone who is desperate to win!!

[kenny]

haha viper thats awesome

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someone who is desperate to win!!

lol haha, id let them win anyways, i cant be arsed racing, id never win

[Viper]

thankyou very much :) the truth hurts :P

edit: let them win? shite excuse there SBH!

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lol, ok the next time if he trys it again, ill try race him, and make a fool of myself, i think not :P

[Viper]

street racing? tut tut. sax-p does not condone that!

disgraceful, truly disgusting. you should be ashamed of yourself

[Clarkson]

maybe he jsut wanted to poke you

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Ive never raced in my life lol

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maybe he jsut wanted to poke you

what u mean?

[Viper]

but you just said you were going to cheryl! i think it would be best for you to stay at home with that special lotion of yours :y:

[Clarkson]

what u mean?

Lol.

Nevermind

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but you just said you were going to cheryl! i think it would be best for you to stay at home with that special lotion of yours :y:

i didnt, i said, i wouldnt cause id look stupid, anyways once i get my new car, i shall bet him :)

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Lol.

Nevermind

come on tell, im having a blonde day

[Viper]

i think something sexual was implied :panic:

[kenny]

ohh god blonde aint the half of it lol

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i think something sexual was implied :panic:

ahhh right, tut tut clarkson

ohh god blonde aint the half of it lol

lol, kenny u are a cheeky bugger :P

[Clarkson]

so its not jsut her car thats slow.

[Viper]

EDITED DUE TO DECENCY

clarkson. loved that!

[kenny]

i try my hardest.

anyway im spamming this.

not all saxo drivers are like this only a small percentage. us car enthusiasts wouldnt dream of doing anything like that

[kenny]

i think vipers HAD it spot on hahaha

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so its not jsut her car thats slow.

your a cheeky bugger too :P

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i think vipers got it spot on hahaha

viper didnt say anything :P

[Viper]

well, he did.. but hes realy nice and removed it :D

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well, he did.. but hes realy nice and removed it :D

lol yes, anyways im not gonna race the twat, just hope he doesnt try run me off the road again

[kenny]

i think vipers HAD it spot on hahaha



read again ;)

[Kelly]

lol yes, anyways im not gonna race the twat, just hope he doesnt try run me off the road again

your bestbet would be to get his registration and report him to the police

[kenny]

top advice from kelly

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ooooh can u do that? i no its starts with a r, and thats it lol, i hope he comes back now, so i can report him muhahahaa

[Kelly]

ooooh can u do that? i no its starts with a r, and thats it lol, i hope he comes back now, so i can report him muhahahaa

well yes of course you can. he's driving dangerously if he's almost up your backside. all they will do is keep a look out for the car and pull him over at their first chance

[Viper]

yeah. but dont do it through 999. lol

get hold of your local constabularies number :y:

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well yes of course you can. he's driving dangerously if he's almost up your backside. all they will do is keep a look out for the car and pull him over at their first chance

wow, im gonna do that if it happens again then, cause its dangerous, i mean he was going so fast after overtaking me he nearly went through a massive roundabout, and after it nearly hit traffic cones, i dont call that safe!!

yeah. but dont do it through 999. lol

get hold of your local constabularies number :y:

lol, i know im stupid, but im not that daft :P

[Viper]

you never know.. :P

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you never know.. :P

lol, stop taking the p*ss outta me lol :P

[Viper]

its all in jest, dont worry :)

feel free to take the piss out of me.. most people do :y:

[kenny]

its too easy to take piss outa u cheryl lol

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lol i know im laughing away :P

nah, cant think of anything to say haha

[Viper]

the lad raises a good point there..

dont worry, you will think of something by sunrise :)

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its too easy to take piss outa u cheryl lol

oooooh, you better watch out, muahahahahaha ;)

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the lad raises a good point there..

dont worry, you will think of something by sunrise :)

dont agree with him lol, its just cos im blonde aint it

[kenny]

she will prob be at work by then and forgot about the thread

[Viper]

yup, sure is

not if she forgets to go to work :y:

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she will prob be at work by then and forgot about the thread

yes i will, 8am to 8.30pm killer, and viper im not that daft, unless i sleep in or something