Condom Tester... Anyone??

[vipergfx]

Durex are needing 500 people to test their condoms out :D

my applications going in soon hehe.

http://www.durex.com/uk/testerform/

[Jackman]

Chucking mine in straight away!

[Jaytee]

Quality
Gettin myself in on that

[dannyjay]

Bareback all the way thanks. :P

[vipergfx]

Yeah but imagine that on your CV.

"I tested condoms for Durex..."

: "Thanks for that, jobs yours."

Win win situation ;)

[cheese-]

woo so signin up for tht lol

[Viper]

do they supply the women?

[vipergfx]

they can't take your trousers off for you viper, the condom saves you a pints worth of change ;)

[Saxoladlesta]

"All orders are shipped in a plain brown padded bag. No mention of the product purchased will appear on the padded bag."


Neighbours & the postman will prolly think you've ordered porn lol

[SNewham]

and when the post comes through the door with promotional offers for DUREX my mums gonna be asking questions so I'd rather not.

Anyway I'm already a condom tester for them just not official ;)

[AliMak]

didnt think that actually went on, im gettin in on it weheyyy

[Baz]

Your application to be a Durex Condom tester has been received

Good news! Your application to become a Durex Condom tester has been submitted successfully. Obviously, you will be keen to know the outcome, so rest assured that we will let you know if your application has been accepted as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, why not get better acquainted with the superb range of Durex Condoms and Durex Play products by clicking here. It will give you a valuable insight into the responsibilities – and many benefits - of being a Durex Condom Tester. And, as they say, practice makes perfect.


;)

[SNewham]

fuck it im signing up lol :P

[Viper]

i would have nothing to use it on :(

and im sure they dont want a tester for a poshy :P

[SNewham]

i would have nothing to use it on :(

and im sure they dont want a tester for a poshy :P

blow up doll, ....

[SNewham]

wooh I'm signed up :y:

[liam_b]

so what did you lot put down on the In less than 100 words explain why you feel Durex should choose you as a product tester? now this should be funny lol

[Baz]

something about trying anything once and very willing to help durex and some other bollox

[SNewham]

so what did you lot put down on the In less than 100 words explain why you feel Durex should choose you as a product tester? now this should be funny lol

I said, something like.


I have access to a large number of holes of different shapes/sizes so I can put your product to the test. I'm always willing to try anything, :P

[Ste]

Application form too long...

Im happy fucking at home without having to write a report about it.....

[Clouds_mate]

Your application to be a Durex Condom tester has been received

Good news! Your application to become a Durex Condom tester has been submitted successfully. Obviously, you will be keen to know the outcome, so rest assured that we will let you know if your application has been accepted as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, why not get better acquainted with the superb range of Durex Condoms and Durex Play products by clicking here. It will give you a valuable insight into the responsibilities – and many benefits - of being a Durex Condom Tester. And, as they say, practice makes perfect.


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Isnt the test for sexytime or aer you going to do the 'posh wank' test?



Bareback all the way, Never used a condom.

[Ruddy]

Leckie = African aids carrier ;)

[vipergfx]

I hope they select me as a tester. I will rarely use them, as said bare-back is the way forward.

I just want the title Condom Tester

[Dan]

If they provided the women it would be fun.

[furioAL]

What feature of the condom are they testing... whether your girlfriend get pregnant? is it a new thinner version?

[vipergfx]

I guess if she gets pregnant the condom needs work ;)

[Saxoboiiiiiiiii]

cant include me i'd split the condoms lol haha YEAH!!! lol

[srcnix]

When it asked why you think you should become a tester what did you lads write?

For me, "I love sex, who doesn't?"

[tom187]

When it asked why you think you should become a tester what did you lads write?

For me, "I love sex, who doesn't?"

Practically the same lol

[Mystic]

I aint testing their f*cking experimental condoms, the ones there selling aint even 100% safe yet, asif im testing some beta condoms :err:

[Robb]

no condoms are 100% safe...but i get what your saying. thats what put me off..

[VTS_16v_Boy]

Hmmmmmm

Just need to ask one thing.

How did you come across this??? I mean its not the kinda information you just sumble across :)

[vipergfx]

Galaxy Radio ;)

[VTS_16v_Boy]

Sorry I couldnt resist asking the question :y: hehehehe

[Tupps]

Missus is on the pill anyway.....bareback ftw

I've applied purely to sell these limited edition jondoms on ebay

[Viper]

no condoms are 100% safe...but i get what your saying. thats what put me off..

haha, liar! you just have no-one to use them with :P

esp not when your blow up doll has a puncture..

[Robb]

says the snakeboy with blue hair and no teeth


jeepers.. i imagine even the blow up dolls say no to you..

[Clouds_mate]

hahaha Viper Pwned again.

[Viper]

and no teeth? wtf. lol

and leckie, indeed..pwned once again :(

[AdamW]

Would love it if this was some kind of wind up and all your names end up on TV for being the mugs who would like to test there new condoms

[Ruddy]

no condoms are 100% safe...but i get what your saying. thats what put me off..

Virgin

[Robb]

was untill you came along..........whore

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[Ruddy]

was untill you came along..........whore

:innocent:

Smokin crack and breakin backs mate, you know how the rudster rolls

[Mystic]

Its fun to pwn.

Does it specify how you test the condoms? Test how good they are at holding water... Or at being blown up on someones head* (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3211774263687623537)


*thats not me with the condom on my head, im the guy in the black dressing gown 10 seconds out of the shower, it was a mate with the condom back when we were supercool first years in student halls ;)

[AdamW]

Its fun to pwn.

Does it specify how you test the condoms? Test how good they are at holding water... Or at beig blown up on someones head* (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3211774263687623537)


*thats not me with the condom on my head, im the guy in the black dressing gown 10 seconds out of the shower, it was a mate with the condom back when we were supercool first years in student halls ;)


Or filling them with shower gel and and sticking them up ur passed out mates arse with a pencil

[Clouds_mate]

haha was just guna say that Adam

[Viper]

ruddy.. is that you in your avatar?

oh, and robb.. i thought i was the only 1 in ur life :( you whore :n:

[Mystic]

Or filling them with shower gel and and sticking them up ur passed out mates arse with a pencil

Pmsl, all the nasty shan things iv done o my mate when he passes out and that has never occurred to me!

We put condoms on his feet & put his socks & shoes back on over them though. Thats funny when he wakes up the next afternoon and thinks he has webbed feet :P

[AdamW]

I have pics somewhere of one of my mates we really abused when he was wrecked.

We put rubber gloves on his feet(marigolds) so he looked like a chicken....tucked his top lip up inside his mouth.....colour his faced in permanat marker.....melted snickers bar down back of his boxers...treacle in the hair.....and then at 6 in the morning we brought the hose in from outside and wedged it down the front of his trousers and turned it on....Hahaha the memories of house partys

[vipergfx]

LOL the best weve done is put a tampax in my mates cap. we put it inside the caps lining, and it looked like sweat catching material from the inside, he was wearing it in his cap weeks after

[Ruddy]

Yes mate it is, i love chicken wings.

[Ruddy]

I have pics somewhere of one of my mates we really abused when he was wrecked.

We put rubber gloves on his feet(marigolds) so he looked like a chicken....tucked his top lip up inside his mouth.....colour his faced in permanat marker.....melted snickers bar down back of his boxers...treacle in the hair.....and then at 6 in the morning we brought the hose in from outside and wedged it down the front of his trousers and turned it on....Hahaha the memories of house partys

Adam is a legend! Old Van Wiler here! :y: :clapping: :y:

[Mitchell]

i put glycolic acid down someones boxers, went all red and all his skin started to peel off a few days later lol

was pretty funny.

[vipergfx]

haha, thats just evil.. I've got an image of a pork scratching in my head now..

[Bailey1124]

submitted :y: lol the girlfriend will love me forever

[Viper]

not if the condoms dont work!

[Bailey1124]

not if the condoms dont work!

shes on the pill aswell :y:

[vipergfx]

shes on the pill aswell :y:

true dedication there, durex would be proud. condoms over bareback :A:

[Clouds_mate]

bareback ftw.

[Hanuman]

signed up free jonnies and sex lube and what not cant go wrong!!

[vipergfx]

sex lubes free too? :O

[Chris_Ward_vtr]

I just tried this twice and it came up ... Oops there was an error. click here to return to the form. and i had to fill it all in again. still didnt work!

:n: Always wanted to be a condom tester! Lifetime ambition lol. Ill try again tomorrow.

[djrem]

signed up.

saw an add in the metro on the way back from work.

500 seems a lttle low considering the advertising theyveput into this

[S34MER]

do they supply the women?

what about the men?? do they supply them? :homme: lol

[SNewham]

what about the men?? do they supply them? :homme: lol

femidom FTW :y:

[SNewham]

do they supply people to test them on as well? might email and ask :)

[S34MER]

femidom FTW :y:

FTW?? :panic:

[SNewham]

FTW?? :panic:

for the win :panic: or for the woman

[Tracey]

:oops: :oops: :oops: Am I the only bird who's signed up for this??? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Free Lube? Yay! lol

[vipergfx]

lol, perfection above ^^

[djrem]

:oops: :oops: :oops: Am I the only bird who's signed up for this??? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Free Lube? Yay! lol

Bum Chum lol

[Tupps]

Am I the only bird who's signed up for this???


Wanna go halfes?

See how fast we can "test" them all?

[djrem]

probably best we filmed the tests too for future references

[vipergfx]

and obviously distributed around sax-p, just for education purposes of course ;)

[Tupps]

Purely educational of course

[Tracey]

well..... if its all in the name of sex education... it would be just plain rude of me not to participate!

[Chris_Ward_vtr]

Has anyone heard about this since signing up?

[bbewekim]

Has anyone heard about this since signing up?

nope :( so if any lass's get pregnant im going to send the bills to durex ;).

[Robb]

nope. feel used tbh

[Mikey]

condoms are crap!!!

[jaybiss]

condoms are crap!!!

first time ive heard that :ponder: :err:

[carlos45]

Bareback and an excellently timed PULLOUT! LMAO

[MarkyG]

they're crap if youre allergic to them

[Robb]

they're crap if youre allergic to them

im allergic to babies, so id rather use a condom...

[Mikey]

cant feel ewt with em!! get em on the pill and your reyt lmao

[jaybiss]

your not right though as people can still get pregnant on the pill

[Mikey]

lmao nah pills safo and sound!!! cum in em and take the risk

[saxo2tone]

whos gonna risk trying out condoms because if they don't work you will be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet.

[Mikey]

whos gonna risk trying out condoms because if they don't work you will be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet.

lmao!!
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