april fools

[Flimbo]

i've had a quick look, and i didnt see any similar threads...

did anyone play any pranks this morning?

we played a few pranks on people at work which was funny, but nothing too massive.

although the first thing one bloke said to us at work this morning (he's a bit of a joker), was "have you heard about the stabbing in town last night?"

he told us how it was down a little path next to a club in town, and the path had been sealed off with police tape, a chalk outline had been drawn on the path, and there was some blood by the head.

not sure if he was joking, we had to go and investigate, so we snuck off for ten mins.
it turns out it was a prank, and perhaps quite tasteless at the moment with the number of stabbings etc happening, but it was quite comical the way it had been done.

the path was sealed off at both ends with police tape, and the most stupid body had been drawn on the ground. and the blood?...well that looked like tomato sauce or pizza sauce lol

we had to go back to work then, but the path is right in the middle of the town centre virtually, so loads of people will have seen it.
i wont be surprised if it makes our crappy local paper tomoro!

so have you got any pranks to report back on?

[Viper]

didnt even realise the date! lol

[Saxo-Slag]

Same about the date. Think you grow out off it. Well i have anyways

[vipergfx]

i got told my car was being broken into :\

ran outside from work and it was there

[Easty]

ha, i remember last year when i forged a letter from the clap clinic addressed to someone who worked with my brother, but had all my brothers details on it when he was in the RAF.

he still hasn't forgiven me...

chylamidia...
genius.

[Danr]

i was in bed :)

[Yates]

i think the ref this morning was having april fools on both teams...

our defender dived full length and tipped the ball over the bar, he gave a corner....

i nutmegged 2 players in a row then one came in and took me out, ref says he got the ball, even tho it was 10m away with my mate...

[Graham]

in our match today one of the opposition defenders clearly hit it off and even admitted it and the ref still gave a goal kick :wall:

[djrem]

i watched some tv today.

it was an average sunday unaffected by april fools

[S34MER]

my dad got me good and proper, but i can't be bothered to explain, as its a long story!

[jaybiss]

i told luke todays meet was off due to the pub being closed for april fools day :)

[Viper]

did he believe you?

[jaybiss]

yes he did

he texted baz :)

[jaybiss]

to be fair i didnt say it like that

but said the pub was closed

then he texted baz

then i said why it was closed

then he called me a c*nt

then i cried

[Viper]

HAHA. nice one :y:

[kenny]

i put salt in my dads tea

[Viper]

well.. the pranks are meant to stop at lunchtime.. so you were just a cock :P
(jokes)

[Baz]

aye, Luke sent me a message over MSN, i then text him telling him he was talking bollox :)

[lambinator]

at work stole all the innards of this ladys pen hehe...

we managed to stick a a4 sheet on our mangers back saying "pay rise for everyone"

put a note on the vender saying "out of order (no cups left)

then to avenge my car rear license plate being put upside down the other night by my mates, i went to one of their houses at 6am (i did night shift).
last three digits on his plate are cay. so bit of electrical tape changed to "GAY".

ooo how mature am i

[Richmt11]

I woke up little before 12, got a pinch punch from the missus and rolled back over to sleep tbh. My 16 hour saturday overtime killed me =/