chavscum

[dannsax]

this site made me crack up . . . . .

saw this and thought of you oz smileys/smiley17.gif

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

[dannsax]

so what doe's every 1 think ? a find or what smileys/smiley4.gif

[GreenSaxo]

from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/ sister site to above!



I would like to nominate Ashford in kent as Chav central.I have lived their in the past and think possibly 90% of people their follow the chav culture.Best spotting points are the ring road around the town,(featured on ITV news when young chavs said they wouldn't stop racing round it and if someone ends up on their bonnet they dont care).Mcdonalds is also a sure chav watch experience.Chav cars can easily be spotted because most display a windscreen stip reading "www.ringroadracers.com" At Mcdonalds young chavs and chavettes try to hitchhike a lift off the more mobile chavs to the nightclub accross the motorway M20.The owners of probably the chaviest nightclub in the uk have thought of a brilliant name that really stands out they called it M20. Chav's clothing needs have been well catered for with the opening of the massive Mcarthur Glen outlet centre.It is supposed to be a designer clothing outlet but truthfully is just a collection of sportswear shops.A complete chav's wardrobe can be purchased under one roof. I worked for possibly the chaviest company in the uk,Called Coty UK(better known now as Rimmel London the make up company).Chav's who feel like a bit more money in their pocket than dole pays can easily find brain dead work here.They can also have plenty of playtime with 5 weeks holiday and an average company sick time of 8 weeks a person in 2001.Most employees are related and it was not uncommon for couples to do a complete partner swap but still work under same roof as if nothing ever happened. Chav housing consists of a council estate called Stanhope.It has a road that completely rings it which is ideal for young chavs to practice their racing skills before they move to the town centre.The various sized houses sit in the middle of this circular road and have tower blocks of flats blocking them from the ring road.Infact the design looks like they may have been trying to contain the chavs with this design as it looks very similar to a fortress. Places of intrest arent very plentiful in ashford.Victoria park in the centre of ashford could be quite bueatiful but unfortunatly has been taken over by Chavs and kosivans who exchange their various drug and drink cocktails until it breaks out into a fight over who will bed the underage chavettes anxiously waiting by the fountain. Chaviest bloke I meet was a real loser he was 24 with 3 kids from two 16 year old girls.He drove a diesel peugeot 405 sprayed swimming pool blue with "It's Rude to Stare" in letters 2 feet high stretching the length of the car.He also held the record for being absent at work with one year having an amazing 4 months off at various stages in the year.To fund his chav mobile he had to work nights a Pizza delivery firm which paid him enough to put diesel in for the endless runs round the ring road.Although he had 4 months off at his day job he actually never missed a night at the pizza place due to him being scared of his boss. Chaviest girl I met got married to a local big time chav.To her Burberry was king and she took great pleasure in telling everyone how her brother was doing time on the Isle of sheppy for refugee kicking.The chaviest thing she did was fly to florida to stock up on sports gear and find a pair of Reebok Classics in her size.Although florida prices are cheaper when you take into account travel a trip to the Mcarthur Glen chav centre would have been more sensible.She also had a shock with Reebok prices as they were actually more as the product is made in the UK and shipped to the States.She also had a burberry jacket something that must be quite rare.Her motto "buy now pay never just borrow more to pay off what you owe" Ashford is also home to possibly the biggest chav supporter in the UK.He is a Turkish man who owns the Perfect Pizza shop in the town.This Pizza outlet is more like a bank and lends more money than the towns Natwest branch.At Perfect Pizza young chavs can come and take an advance on wages to buy a razzed up chav mobile.They then use t

[dannsax]

LMBO! © sax-p smileys/smiley17.gif

some one botherd to look at the site then smileys/smiley4.gif

[Krissy_Bufton]

hahaha that site is damn funny!

[citrovts]

there is even a saxo on that site smileys/smiley5.gif
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/june2004/june035.jpg

[dannsax]

yeah i saw that myself . . . . he's also on this site

but he's not a chav , but the car full of mate's does

not really help him out there smileys/smiley3.gif

[Smithy]

Classic! smileys/smiley4.gif Lad used to work with me who was 30 but acted like he was 18. Got 5 kids with 3 different girls (not women) 2 were related (but thats another story!), would wear a mix of chav and 80's throwback, jewellery such as his "Dad" ring (dunno which of his brats gave him that), and the classic cap. His car was a superb Astra mk3 estate from Yes Car Credit which was the biggest load of shite ever then he made it even worse! Motorsport sunstrip, neon gearknob, Everton FC sun blinds, neon washerjets, cosmos exhaust trim. he then left work because of stress (!) and is now on the dole training to be a hairdresser! smileys/smiley5.gif

[dannsax]

LMBO! © sax-p! © sax-p , you have to be fucking kidding me smileys/smiley17.gif

so he's swapped team's and everything smileys/gay.gif

talking of kid's have you seen the " name your chav

baby " feature smileys/smiley26.gif, you can also enter your own name

my chav name is " kai kai hammond " smileys/smiley5.gif

[AL1900]

Well funny!!!!!!!

lmao

[DevilDamo]

haha, what a quality site. so to summarise it all up, a chav scum drives... a nova!?! smileys/smiley4.gif