View Full Version : I'm sorry everyone... :(
Tonight was a dark, sad night for me...
After the joy of seeing Man UTD get knocked of the champions league.. the high was bound to be burned out....
I just ran over a hedgehog :(
I turned a into a side street and it was right after the turn, i tried swerve away and i hit it... like a speedbump, and then it kind of sunk down on impact.
On the way back, me and my mate went back to observe the damage, as you would.. and i can only say it was a quick death, judging by it's insides on one side of the road, and it's brain on the other.
I'm sorry hedgey.. i didn't mean it.
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xsmile_be_happyx
2nd May 2007, 21:37
awwww poor wee hedgehog. I had a pet hedgehog once :) lol
S34MER
2nd May 2007, 21:39
:mobile: Hello, is that the RSPCA!?
arrest yourself now!
poor hedgehog. he should have stopped, looked and listened. not king of the road anymore is he!!!
bullit
2nd May 2007, 21:42
i hope you didnt feel a prick "joke"
GrantW
2nd May 2007, 21:42
More to the point, hows the car?? any damage? :p
:mobile: Hello, is that the RSPCA!?
lol
my mate did exactly the same only with a rabbit. was getting dark, i was in front and the rabbit ran out and than ran back, so i missed it, after i went past it ran out again and my mate got it ! :n: only tiny amount of blood on road.
lee.
i hope you didnt feel a prick "joke"
I just wanted to curl up into a ball in the middle of the road...
a bit like the hedgehog really.
sorry.
ouch..... nice blood splatter everywhere :P
i think my joke was lost on you muppets. :p
have you checked for punctures?
Skorpion
2nd May 2007, 21:54
Nearly hit and already knocked cat the other night. saw it in the road thought wtf! Slowed down, just as I got about 10feet away this thing in the road moved, slammed on the brakes, locked up. Stopped. 'SH*T' reversed .. cat still moving! Got out of car and dragged cat onto path. Drove off. Sorry but I was nearly sick as I dragged it onto the path. Aint there now so hope someone found it! Never nice hitting animals!
Shit, never thought about punctures.. i'll have to check in the morning.. I hope not or i'm buggered for getting to work.
carlos45
2nd May 2007, 22:03
went out for a drive in my m8s saxo few month back, felt a bang. pulled over ther was a bit of blood on the front bumper, looked under the car and there was a full rabbits ear stuck to his de-cat pipe! NICE!!
Payney
2nd May 2007, 22:04
You murderer.
sshaxx
2nd May 2007, 22:08
killed a fox once, all it did was chip a little paint off the bumper.
I've only ever ran over a cat, dont think it was hurt badly as it wasnt on the road or anywhere near the car.
I nearly ran over keith chegwin in australia though, should of hit him really.
mizmizzyme
2nd May 2007, 22:53
Hahahaha
Ooops now i've stopped laughing, awww poor hog :n:
Vinny_VSX
2nd May 2007, 22:55
Tis gutting.
I hit a bird today. It was sat in the road, I was doing about 40mph jammed on the brakes and hit the bird at like 5mph. The bird then flew off, so hopefully it is ok. Still made me go :(.
craigy_87
2nd May 2007, 23:35
i think my joke was lost on you muppets. :p
have you checked for punctures?
lol i got it mate pretty good :y:
av nearly hit a rabbit before plenty down next to my work, i switched on full beam an it jus stood there staring into the light wouldnt move i switched them off an it ran away lol so the saying caught like a rabbit in headlights is true lol
i think i ran over a bird before it flew from a tree in front of my car an then instead of flying up it flew forwards, as in like i was chasin it with the car then eventually it swooped down .... to death i guess.
saxophone
3rd May 2007, 07:32
i hit a hedgehog out a few months ago, it was crossing the road and didn't look right but it went under the car and got knocked out on the back box. just layed in a ball grunting so got a stick and prodded it into some bushes.
srcnix
3rd May 2007, 07:59
arrest yourself now!
poor hedgehog. he should have stopped, looked and listened. not king of the road anymore is he!!!
LMAO! Quality!
xclairex
3rd May 2007, 07:59
:panic: road kill
I swerved to avoided a hedge hog before and i though id missed it so i was quite happy with myself until i got home and found lots of little spikes in my tyre :( :(
Ive killed a grouse on the way to eat a meagre 32oz. steak before.
Silly f*ck*r walked out straight in front of me round a blind bend, couldnt do shit. After i hit it my saxo looked like it should of been on mad max! Blood and brains and shit all over my nice shiney silver bumper!
The next day it STANK too.
It's because you saw it and swerved lol. Always the way. I saw a squirelle in the road and i was goin down a country lane, swerved and clipped the little bugger. If I hadn't have swerved I probably woulden't have hit it.
Squemish don't read on
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I did only clip it, but maybe the head of the squirelle, so after swerved down country lane, I looked in my mirror and it was still alive but doing that spastic thing that animals do when they are dying but in super pain and not quite dead, so i stopped the car, went back up the road and had to destroy the squirelle... It's such a sick thing but, it's so much better than letting it die a painful death in the middle of the road.
*needs a hug*
lottaroo
3rd May 2007, 08:12
Poor hedgy!!
When I had my 106, I hit a pheasent on the way up to Peterborough. Never seen so many feathers! Felt well bad and spent most of the time driving up the A1 crying...
xclairex
3rd May 2007, 08:13
It's because you saw it and swerved lol. Always the way. I saw a squirelle in the road and i was goin down a country lane, swerved and clipped the little bugger. If I hadn't have swerved I probably woulden't have hit it.
Squemish don't read on
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I did only clip it, but maybe the head of the squirelle, so after swerved down country lane, I looked in my mirror and it was still alive but doing that spastic thing that animals do when they are dying but in super pain and not quite dead, so i stopped the car, went back up the road and had to destroy the squirelle... It's such a sick thing but, it's so much better than letting it die a painful death in the middle of the road.
*needs a hug*
awwwwwww :hug:
murderer :p
awwwwwww :hug:
murderer :p
Thank's, lol :hug:
lozacorsa
3rd May 2007, 08:28
I hit a badger last year and it took my car out!
The front bumper was clean off and my radiator was cracked to fuck and so was the slam panal.. But the badger wasnt dead it just went mental in the road and ran into the hedges..
:n:
yorkie
3rd May 2007, 15:14
haha roadkill!!!!
i have had 3 birds this week and almost a fox lol!!!!!
Tis gutting.
I hit a bird today. It was sat in the road, I was doing about 40mph jammed on the brakes and hit the bird at like 5mph. The bird then flew off, so hopefully it is ok. Still made me go :(.
not having a go, but you shouldnt brake for a bird, it could cause an accident on the road :)
best thing is to put your foot down, because if you just clip the bird, it will be in agony; speed will ensure death
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