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My director has gone away for a while and gave me his Saab 95 to borrow.
Dont get me wrong its fast (280bhp) , but just ugly. After he left the office, i swapped it with my Financial Director for his convertible mini cooper "S".
Its no where near as quick but jesus, id never get one as a daily drive. Its just too go-kart like. Anyway, i was wondering if anyone else has had the chance in one of these and what you think of it.
EDIT: This threads gone a bit off topic. enjoy it.
mick2404
4th May 2007, 11:53
They are SO hairdresser......
Ive driven the saab.... OOOoooh Wheeeeeee
I loved it. My dad shit his pants.....They go on and on and on.....
never been in an S
I dont like the look of the mini but the handling rivals the sab. its small and nimble plus you feel safe with all the AirBag logos everywhere.
The Saab though. Its shit hot fast!
The S has the supercharger whine though.
Still wouldnt own one. Too many "Is he Gay" looks
Hahaha yeah probably will get them looks REM be careful mate!
I borrow the bosses 93 Saabs all the time 2 ltre vecta sports. Go like stink. So much pull its unbelievable. Nowhere near as good as the s-line a4 i robbed the other week though.......
Perfect pimp machine! Did a tour of Sheffield and Doncaster town centre on the way back, just to look good and savour the moment.
gotta love the bosses cars.
Last road trip i went on i visted my pals at Sheffield Uni in a Mercesdes C220 in gun metal grey. Was Sex.
Nothing like turning up at a crappy quasar full of students in one of those.
His current SAAB is the 95 Aero 2.2 Turbo. Love it for the mechanics but as a peice of art. Its no Alfa lol
And then theres the mini. oh and our other director has a Prius. I havent asked to borrow that. funny that. ha ha
nickdem
4th May 2007, 12:56
Some ritch american girl i know got a mini cooper s. I thought it was going to be a good ride but then realised an american girl driving a mini cooper just doesn't make sence!
craig180
4th May 2007, 12:58
Driven both the Aero convertible and a hardtop cooper s.
Got to agree the cooper was like a go kart but I'm glad it wasn't a rag top so that anyone could see me driving it!
The Saab is simply an awesome motor
Don't wreck it while he's away!
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:05
mates got an s good because as you say like a go akrt :D but hmm a bit girley to be honest!
yeah they are gay cars.
im making sure i have the girlfriend next to me so i can point at her and yell out "i tap fanny not sailors" as i drive around
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:08
you nsure you pot the pink not the brown?
Nah kidding, u make sure you have YOUR girlfriend next to you or just any lol :D
How come everything comes down to the fact my missus loves anal as much as front bum action?
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:13
there some things that should stay between you and your lass lmao!
You should get her on that sex in court i think its called, haha! ever whatched it?
watched it last night.
I dont mind being a fireman. And im pretty sure i bought the lady a Rabbit for Valentines day.
Its fun to watch. It makes me realise what a great person i am.
Internet Penis + 10 ft :)
just LOL! at this thread :P
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:22
watched it last night.
I dont mind being a fireman. And im pretty sure i bought the lady a Rabbit for Valentines day.
Its fun to watch. It makes me realise what a great person i am.
Internet Penis + 10 ft :)
Not sure why he was refusing the fireman shes was worth it and like she said pleasure for him at the end!
I understand why the women needed a wee old rabbit he didn't look the best of blokes (not in a gay way)!
Yeah i find it funny aswell is it on tonight?
just LOL! at this thread
We aim to please :D
Well i gave up trying to compare a giant drugmobile to a little nimble hatchback.
Instead id rather compare myself to late night reality sexual programmes
Yeah i find it funny aswell is it on tonight?
Not sure.
Its on BBC THREE like everyday at around 10 i think.
Im pretty sure i watched the Bullshit detectives then the Sex Court thing then the same episode of Bullshit Detectives was on afterwards.
Heres some thing for them to investigate:
"Is the BBC THREE line up 3 hours long and on repeat all day?"
He looked like he had a small tinker.
Next ones got a woman wanting to beat her dude with a giant whip and he's scared. The penis. You grow new skin everyday. Just put the gimp suit on. Its weirdly nice.
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:27
Not gone off topic at all lmao!
There is some wiered freacks on there, we should have a sax-p sec court haha! good old panel of all fellas im sure would be good lmao
Sort of got addicted to it now just to see some of the freaks that go on there and have a good chuckle!
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:30
Not sure.
Its on BBC THREE like everyday at around 10 i think.
Im pretty sure i watched the Bullshit detectives then the Sex Court thing then the same episode of Bullshit Detectives was on afterwards.
Heres some thing for them to investigate:
"Is the BBC THREE line up 3 hours long and on repeat all day?"
He looked like he had a small tinker.
Next ones got a woman wanting to beat her dude with a giant whip and he's scared. The penis. You grow new skin everyday. Just put the gimp suit on. Its weirdly nice.
You sure its not the real hustler thats not on first? I remeber whatching the bullshit decectives but not last night?
Oh yeah saw the wip advertised, stupid guy just do it they all wind me up they know they cna then say uve done whatever you want now do this ;) haha! No harm not as hes going to walk round with his ass out going look at my marks (not the skid marks people) grr winds me up!
Endulge in sexual activity :D tip of the day lmao!
Yep. Good tip of the day.
lunch soon. might go for a massage. Didnt wear any DeoDrant today. Might see if they refuse me.
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:37
Would be good fun, Its POETS day though as everyfriday!
late dinner? lock yourself in the bpoiler room get the swet flowwing first!
theres is no boiler room.
hmm. i might just smear some salami under my arms.
Only problem is gonna be sitting on the train on the way home. That could be awkward
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:47
Be more awkward for the people around you stand up and hold the roof railings and release the smell ofi them pits, open window nearby to waft it all along the train the all fook of your carrige enjoy the space :D
Jackass time do the salami under the pits and then see how it tastes :D haha!
could do.
im going Casino tonight.
Could help ward off the competition during my poker match :)
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:54
Agghh yeah or use these tricks instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8sFVEO18M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHAp1R5GBM
Now can't beat the real hustle!
lol. youtubes blocked here.
Bastards.
And if i go on:
http://www.myspaceproxy1.com/
People ask me how ive managed to get on blocked sites and gradually all my proxy sites get blocked. :(
betty02
4th May 2007, 14:12
you something called CGIproxy its a proxy bypasser as i know im a network manager at a wschool so block all these sites lol
Looked at that.
Was gonna install it on my own site:
www.voguefm.co.uk
Thought itd pull in some more kids at school who want a way to get on myspace, youtube etc.
Is it easy to install?
betty02
4th May 2007, 14:28
Yeah its pretty much there is web bassed ones like www.hidemyass.com and stuff like that lol!
bookmarked ;)
Fancy installing the CGI one for me?
got msn or email. Id rather use that to put out my ftp and cpanel details. lol
betty02
4th May 2007, 14:48
Just put them out on here :D yer will add you now mate not on for long not sure if i will have time to do it for you!
we'll sort it out over the weekend or something raver.
Theres no rush :)
Use msn if you want to chat about rubbish
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