View Full Version : Just saw the funniest thing!!!
lozacorsa
4th May 2007, 13:54
Right, I was driving down to sunny Bournemouth earlier for a conf. for work.. Anyway, was driving through southampton and got to a set of traffic lights. There was a guy in a saab 95 in the right lane going to turn right and a guy in a merc sprinter van (Parcel force) going staight over.. anyway the lights turn green and the van goes and i am behind and then the guy in the saab boots it in between me and the van and smashes straight into the back of the van about a lick of paint away from my car!!!
The guy from the van gets out to see the damage and didnt have a clue what happened.. Then the guy from the saab gets out all red and looked really angry.. all of a sudden the guy from the saab smacks the guy right in the face.. the guy goes down and the saab dude is kicking him in the face etc..
I jumped out of my car along with a guy in a toyota Hi-Ace and he rugby tackles the saab dude and i rang the old bill LOL!
Anyway the saab dude got arrested and the parcel force guy went to hospital.. He looked pritty battered to be honest! But i have to give evidence for the parcel force guy in court now!
Thats my story and it was a bloody good job it wasnt me too :n:
xclairex
4th May 2007, 13:55
its djrem in the bosses car haha
betty02
4th May 2007, 13:56
HAHA and were was the phone? no videos or photos? Let the side down!
HAHA i like the way u stay in the car whatch for a bit and then jump out lol, should had a few dids at Mr Saab lol!
Nah good on ya fella can't beat good old chuckles!
Mr Saab should be a wrestler
lozacorsa
4th May 2007, 14:00
LOL nah the parcel force guy was just a bit of a pussy! *Says me sitting in the car* :homme:
Rem's gonna do time.....gutted
betty02
4th May 2007, 14:06
See normal van drivers think there all it and all it takes is a guy from a saab to put them in there place! lol
Piss.
I swapped the SAAB with the guy accounts for his lil cabriolet cooper s.
So hes try to string me up for assult. The mug.
Still cant say anything. He handles the paying of my wages ;)
MaRiO89
4th May 2007, 14:29
lol lawrence, i like the way you got out and instead of physically helping i.e dragging the SAAB bloke away, you phone the police while this other dude deals with the SAAB man..
betty02
4th May 2007, 14:33
lol lawrence, i like the way you got out and instead of physically helping i.e dragging the SAAB bloke away, you phone the police while this other dude deals with the SAAB man..
Don't forget there has to be one person who phones the police im saw he did this to save the elderly women who was walking by doing so and forgeting how to use that mobile her grand son gave her 5 years ago that fills her handbag!
Lol but i agree id get stuck in :D
nickdem
4th May 2007, 15:10
I thinks its just funny that a guy in saab smacked the shit out of a van driver!
SAAB drivers ARE fighter pilots
Sparco_Tom
4th May 2007, 15:26
thats quite amusing, so all you did was ring the police? haha
Saxo_Silver
4th May 2007, 15:40
lol saab driver deserves a beating now!
Ben_Halco
4th May 2007, 15:47
HAHAHAA...would of loved to of seen that..lol
nickdem
4th May 2007, 15:55
SAAB drivers ARE fighter pilots
LOL :panic:
dingle
4th May 2007, 17:29
that's road rage going extreme but class
had to deal with a similar thing tonight...
young load overtook the car infront of him in a chavved up punto, tucked in behind a people carrier, which slowed down to wave someone out of a petrol station... SMACK....
Guy got out to inspect the damage, guy jumps out of punto and grabs him, lads girlfriend jumps out and starts gobbing off..
We were just down the road, so ran up and pulled the guy off, took him to the ground (in a government approved hold, honest sir) had his arm up behind his back, he kept gobbing off , so pulled just that little bit harder, which shut him up.
The driver of the people carrier was shaking like a shitting dog, but we got someone from traffic out, and a patrol car came and nicked the numpty.
Road rage is gay.
lol saab drivers are knobs, once went through country lanes and the saab driver took a corner waaay to wide and scraped my car, i stopped and so did he, then started shoutin at me and said i was a dead man. just headbutted him and the twat shut up lol, im not exactly small. lol. anyway my mate was behind meand i used him as witness and the twat had to pay for the damage on my car lol!
gutted
Vinny_VSX
5th May 2007, 10:33
Haha that is mental. What a moron. Road rage is a cruel mistress
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