Smithy & James Pointless Thread

[Smithy]

Well, instead of filling up someone's thread with bullshit i thought we may as well have our own. Just to keep us out of the way. smileys/fcuk.gif Oh God....... Frevos here! James, hide me.......</font>

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

i was just going to make our own thread until i saw this

your safe with me smithy i shall protecet you from frevo smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Good! Think he's trying to lull me into a false sense of security then kill me...... smileys/smiley3.gif

[jamesg88]

lol

yea he is going to hunt you down string you up by your balls and then slowly burn you until your death smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

lol

yea he is going to hunt you down string you up by your balls and then slowly burn you until your death smileys/smiley17.gif

Thanks for that james. smileys/fcuk.gif

[jamesg88]

no problem

i am just going into the mind of frevo smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

While you're in there then, make him leave areke. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

right i am hatching a plan mate how shall i leave areke

mmmmmmmmmmm

shall i:-

a) say i am gay with her workmate

b) run off and go to a far distant country

c) say you are clearly falling for this smithy character so i am leaving you

or

d) say i have found someone who gives me better sex smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

All suggestions are good, but c is clearly the most truthful. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

right tonight i shall tell her and leave her wherever shall i go from here mmmmmm

the world is my oyster smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

You will go far far away and NEVER</font> return. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

ok i may journey to america and become a porn star and have sex with the most beautiful girls and post them on the internet and make money from them smileys/smiley4.gif

a plan or what

[Smithy]

Lol! Or journey to america and become a porn star and have sex with the most handsome men. smileys/gay.gif But don't post them on the internet. Really think he's gonna kill me.</font>

[jamesg88]

ok i shall have gangbangs with men and women and send you a differnet film every month in the post

like i say hes gonna string you by your balls and burn your pubic and facial hair off smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Ahahahahaha! You're wrong! He can't burn my facial hair off..... i've just had a shave! Ha! Could still string me up by my balls though...... smileys/smiley5.gif

[Smithy]

James............... he's back! Oh shit!</font>

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

frevo are you reading this ??

hope you are smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

I feel sick..............</font>

[jamesg88]

lol smileys/smiley17.gif

yo frevo ???

so what did you do today smithy ?

[Smithy]

My computer just crashed! Fred must have physic powers! smileys/smiley3.gif Um.... i did some more in the garden, then it pissed down and flooded the area i'd dug for the paving. Bastard. And i smacked my hand with a lump hammer. Twice. smileys/smiley7.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

the weather is a bitch it rained like shit on monday and tuesday and today its rained heavey all day with thundering and lightning smileys/smiley19.gif

[Smithy]

Yeah here today as well. Had just dug around the shed ready for the slabs, and it absolutely hammered down. There's now about 3 inch of water in the hole. Brilliant! smileys/smiley7.gif

[jamesg88]

just hope the sun comes out eh

[Smithy]

It will do next week when i'm back at work!

[jamesg88]

lol smileys/smiley17.gif

what kinda job do you do ?

wow a serious and formal question coming from me smileys/smiley3.gif

[Smithy]

We'll have to stop that james! We're mucking up the thread! I make and fit cabinets for dentists! We do surgeries, receptions and laboratories. We do alot for the armed forces too.

[jamesg88]

really good for you i do allsorts really mainly shopfitting

[Smithy]

Thought you said shoplifting at first!

[jamesg88]

no i just do that at weekends and nights smileys/smiley2.gif

[Smithy]

Ah! Thats the allsorts bit then is it?! What saxo you got?

[jamesg88]

yep sure is

i have a vtr smileys/smiley2.gif

[Smithy]

Tidy. Done owt to it yet? Sshhhhh! Freds back again!</font>

[jamesg88]

yea

17's
full exhaust system with 4 exits
induction kit
tints
black back lights
full ice setup

its ok smithy dont be afraind he is only 1 man smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

He just sent me a pm! smileys/smiley3.gif Was ok tho, just answering a question i sent him. When are you leaving areke!
Your car sounds tidy. smileys/smiley20.gif

[jamesg88]

thankyou

when you said he sent me a pm i thought it was going to be summat bad lol smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Lol! Like he's going to kill me!

[jamesg88]

no he's not remeber he is leaving her just for you

get with it smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Oh yeah i forgot! smileys/smiley5.gif This gets confusing 1 minute talking rubbish then sensible then rubbish again! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

hehehe that is the way i operate you see i am terminator i must destroy all human kind

[Smithy]

Well ok. Destroy all mankind, just leave me and areke. smileys/smiley4.gif Oh and don't scratch my car.

[jamesg88]

i shall not touch you or areke or your car or house and o yea i shall leave a person too so he/she will be your personal slave smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Ok. &lt;snigger&gt; make oz my slave! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

ok i shall make him your slave and if he refuses i shall make him pay for his refusal

[Smithy]

Yeah! And for the whole "Simo's got long arms" episode.

[jamesg88]

lol

shall be back soon smithy taking a trip to KFC smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Missing you already. That sounded abit smileys/gay.gif didn't it? smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

yea but lets face it we are all abit smileys/gay.gif

[Smithy]

Speak for yourself. Well, Owens on the verge of fucking off to Real. And we're getting Carlos Nunez in exchange........ WHO?</font>

[Ripper3]

MAN!!!!! I really have alot of crap 2 read up! Havent been on in ages! Nebody miss me? And whats this thing about slaves really about?

[Smithy]

Nah nobody missed you. Haven't noticed you've not been here to be honest. smileys/smiley4.gif Don't try to make sense of this thread, it's just that me and james keep hijacking other threads and talking complete bullshit so i decided to start our own! Oh and areke and i are in love. smileys/lover.gif

[jamesg88]

yes well me and smithy lately run these forums and overtake everyones threads (we bad asses or what) and like he says he is in love with areke o yea and life for me is great

how you been keeping ? smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Just me again. Think he got scared to. Can't think why? Whats wrong with us..........? smileys/smiley5.gif smileys/borg.gif smileys/smiley29.gif smileys/smiley8.gif smileys/smiley15.gif

[Ripper3]

not bad, bored like hell, but not bad, u damn bad asses u!

[Smithy]

Yay he's back! Me and james actually rule this site now. Just don't tell simo or any of the mods.</font>

[jamesg88]

we sure do smithy lets hope simo doesn't read this

why are you bored ripper3 ?? amuse yourself smileys/smiley17.gif

[Ripper3]

SIMO!!!!!</font>
SCHOTTY!!!!!</font>
QUICK, THEYRE TAKIN OVER!!!!!</font>
Dont tell ne1 else tho will u?

[Smithy]

You shouldn't have done that Ripper......... There will be trouble........ smileys/smiley15.gif MUHAHAHAHA! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

we shall dominate smithy like i say i willdestroy whatever is in my way cos i am terminator smileys/smiley17.gif

hehehehe

[Ripper3]

I'm sorry. Ill b a good boy, good night!!!!! Goin 2 the beach tomorow, and no, its not Southend, im in Portugal for ANOTHER 2 weeks! LOSERS!

[Smithy]

we shall dominate smithy like i say i willdestroy whatever is in my way cos i am terminator smileys/smiley17.gif

hehehehe

Well untill we get smileys/ban.gif but untill then....... smileys/borg.gif

[Smithy]

I'm sorry. Ill b a good boy, good night!!!!! Goin 2 the beach tomorow, and no, its not Southend, im in Portugal for ANOTHER 2 weeks! LOSERS!

You bastard. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

jammy git smileys/smiley19.gif

i envy you

[Smithy]

4 pages in 1 evening! We're GOOD!</font>

[jamesg88]

damn right smileys/smiley20.gif

[Smithy]

And it wasn't all crap either. Most of it was, but there was some serious stuff too!

[oz_borne]

oh dear.

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[Smithy]

You're just jealous oz. You don't have the skill to do something this awesome. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

yea he sure is you want to see if you can reach our level of supremacy oz ??

[Smithy]

He couldn't. No-one here likes him that much. He insults our boss by saying he's got long arms (you were right by the way oz!)</font> and he upsets my beloved areke by calling me names! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

that just said you dont like him

[Smithy]

Well he's here now isn't he? Oz is a great bloke.Wait till he's gone james, i'll tell you what i really think of him.</font>

[jamesg88]

lol

when he goes you wil say how you soo much love him and dream about him

its ok smithy let you feelings out tell oz your true feelings smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

James i only love areke. Although i am developing strange desires for you........ smileys/gay.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

its all this talking your brain has fucked up it goes:- must go on sax-p must talk to james mmm yessssss talk to james now must go to bed and dream about areke smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

LMAO! smileys/smiley4.gif It's like a horror film! Scariest thing is you're the only 1 who talks to me, because you're as fucked up as me! The others will suffer......

[jamesg88]

aye i am fucked in the head

i pity whoever talks to you they will become like a zombie or summat smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Think the samaritans will be needed! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

lol smileys/smiley17.gif

yea me too

[Smithy]

smileys/smiley4.gif We're the sane 1s. Everyone else is smileys/smiley5.gif

[jamesg88]

yes we are completly sane its these fuckers that are gone in the head that need to be put in a nut house smileys/smiley17.gif

[oz_borne]

oh yes can i please, please join your level of supremacy? It's just cos my computer doesn't refresh as quick as yours, and so i can't write as quick!!!!!

smileys/smiley14.gif

[Ripper3]

Ur all mad I tell u! MAD!!!!!
Im the only sane 1 here, this is what i do in my spare time 2 keep sane smileys/banghead.gif so that i dont turn into u guys
Im gonna do that right now! *starts doin crazy thing with his lips that ma people do and makin that brrrrrbrrrrr sound while lookin cross eyed at the montior while witessin the stupidity of this thread*

[jamesg88]

hey thats what i do ripper3 smileys/smiley17.gif

[Ripper3]

Do wot exactly? Anything... illegal?
Muahahahaha
I swear I won't tell the police if it's Illegal!</font>
HEY EVERYONE!!!!! HE'S DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL!!!!!</font>
smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Well, that was an utterly shite bbq. Waited 2 hours before any meat was ready, had got fed up of salad and other crap, and was starting to get giddy from the stella. smileys/smiley11.gif

[jamesg88]

lol

unlucky mate smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Was crap! Oh well, got another to goto tomorrow! smileys/drink.gif

[jamesg88]

yea hopefully that maybe better

you never know tho it may piss it down

just a thought there for you smileys/smiley17.gif

[dannsax]

smithy my man , any result's with the ladie's this time round smileys/smiley2.gif . . . . im sure there was something you could think of from the bbq , free booze ! smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Cheers james....... Dan you must be joking! Youngest there was about 40 and looked like she was out of Roald Dahls The Witches! Yeah free drink........ smileys/drool.gif

[dannsax]

see , you must alway's make the most out of a cituation ! positiveity is the way forward smileys/smiley2.gif

plenty of you'r mate's there ?

[jamesg88]

well the female there then suit you then smithy smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Fuck off james! smileys/smiley4.gif No mates there! It was a housewarming do at my ex-neighbours new house. Hence the more mature guests!

[dannsax]

ah i get ya , ethier way free drink ! ! ! ! next bbq should be better though smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

did the church elders turn you down smithy is that why your pissed ?? smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Hopefully! But yeah, free drink! Never refuse free drink!

[Smithy]

did the church elders turn you down smithy is that why your pissed ?? smileys/smiley17.gif

No, i'm going bell-ringing tomorrow! smileys/gay.gif An i don't mean in a church either! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

ahhh right go down the local bingo hall your bound to get some looks there and who knows what may happen smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley17.giflol

[oz_borne]

Cheers james....... Dan you must be joking! Youngest there was about 40 and looked like she was out of Ronald Dahls The Witches! Yeah free drink........ smileys/drool.gif

It's Roald dahl.

smileys/smiley14.gif

[Smithy]

Grab a granny night! smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/fcuk.gif

[Smithy]

Cheers james....... Dan you must be joking! Youngest there was about 40 and looked like she was out of Ronald Dahls The Witches! Yeah free drink........ smileys/drool.gif

It's Roald dahl.

smileys/smiley14.gif

Yeah i know. Thats what i wrote. smileys/innocent.gif

[jamesg88]

well the teacher had to correct you

[Smithy]

I was just testing. Seeing if he had learnt anything from previous spelling threads. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

i see smithy has fucked off thats it just abandon me smileys/smiley17.gif

[Ripper3]

I think he went to put on his other vest that ties his hands together

[jamesg88]

yeaaa probably sound about right

[Smithy]

i see smithy has fucked off thats it just abandon me smileys/smiley17.gif

Sorry my dear. Match of the day was calling from the other room! smileys/smiley4.gif

[oz_borne]

so hows trix today smithy, still up for showing my car what real power is?

smileys/smiley14.gif

[Smithy]

Tee hee. Yeah if you like. Pissing down with rain here. smileys/smiley4.gif

[oz_borne]

here too, was in the popst office car park after the gym and a guy came in in a beemer and decided to do a few doughnuts and then leave. Was quite funny!!!

let me eat din and then text ya

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[Smithy]

As you do like! Yeah i'm gonna have some dinner and watch a bit of the grand prix.

[Ripper3]

Who came behind Schumacher?

[Deano1983]

his team mate

[Ripper3]

Behind Rubens came who?
Im just askin as i had 2 go meet family yesterday, God, don't people know that the most important thing in the world is being here with geeks on the internet while talking about total crap? smileys/smiley2.gif

[Smithy]

Behind Rubens came who?
Im just askin as i had 2 go meet family yesterday, God, don't people know that the most important thing in the world is being here with geeks on the internet while talking about total crap? smileys/smiley2.gif

GEEKS? Well yeah that's about right! Hmm this is new smileys/hijack.gif wonder why simo got this? smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p as that smiley just been added ? smileys/smiley17.gif

[dannsax]

and all this time i thought it was about fart and pussy joke's smileys/smiley2.gif

[oz_borne]

YO YO YO me hommies. I is down in son=unny cornwall.. Visited that place Boscastle that is now in the sea the other day. Went in the witchcraft shop and then heard that the next day all it's contents was floating down road and out to sea!!!! LMBO! © sax-p, (but obviously, oh shit that's terrible too.)

Windy as FCUK here, the tent was trying to be a kite last night, but we saved it thank god.

That new smiley will start bein used quite often now i spect.

Good to see simo posting more often now!!! NIce one fella

chow for now.

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[Deano1983]

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[Smithy]

Bloody hell deano, you can't just post any old crap on this thread you know! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

what is he thinking ??? smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

It's just thoughtless. How's you matey?

[jamesg88]

am great how are you

aint had our usual chats for abit now smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Not bad ta very muchly. Nah i'm back at work now, so i can't harrass areke during the day and i'm tucked up in bed at about 11. smileys/smiley4.gif Plus there's only so much crap this site can take!

[jamesg88]

very true fucking work who can be arsed with it

[oz_borne]

so why am i a smileys/homme.gif ???

just mindless talkin crap

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[jamesg88]

dont worry we are all smileys/gay.gif on here

[Smithy]

Speak for yourself james! I'm a manly hetro male with only slight smileys/gay.gif ness! smileys/smiley4.gif