Anyone seen Fastcar?

[Smithy]

My mates Seat Ibiza's in there. smileys/smiley16.gif Richard Lambert. Just thought i'd mention the fact that i have real friends, not just the weirdo's i talk to on here......james</font>

[jamesg88]

me a weirdo i think you have mstaken me for someone else smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

I didn't mention you did I?! Oh sorry, my hands typed in your name by mistake! smileys/innocent.gif

[jamesg88]

well obviously i am all you think about smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Well, now that areke has abandoned me....... smileys/gay.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

lol

what makes you think she as left you smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

All her clothes have gone......

[jamesg88]

hahahaha

maybe you are shit in bed and can't satisfy her smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

&lt;sniff&gt; maybe you're right....... smileys/smiley4.gif How the fuck did this thread turn into this?!

[jamesg88]

i have superior powers to turn things around i shall stop now tho smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Nah i don't mind. Just can't understand how it can keep happening! smileys/smiley5.gif

[jamesg88]

lol smileys/smiley17.gif

dunno just to put it simply i am awesome

[Smithy]

No. WE'RE AWESOME!</font>
But i'm more awesome than you.</font>

[jamesg88]

o yea forgot we are awesome but you are on a whole different level of being awesome ain't you smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Damn right i am. smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley16.gif

[dannsax]

listen to you two women , can i join in the banter ?
im pretty dapper myself you know smileys/smiley9.gif

[jamesg88]

how did the gardening go today you progress anymore ?

[jamesg88]

course you can join in the more the merrier smileys/smiley4.gif

so hows life

[Smithy]

listen to you two women , can i join in the banter ?
im pretty dapper myself you know smileys/smiley9.gif

Well..... i dunno insulting us like that! Sure why not!
Gardening was shit thanks for asking, was the sissy stuff today. Planting. And the ground was like clay. smileys/smiley7.gif

[dannsax]

life is good actually , apart from work today abit dull
my highlight of today was when a customer said to me " do women alway's fall at your feet " i said , not alway's

[Smithy]

Just remember dan, me and james are AWESOME! You've got some way to go yet..... smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

ahh so you just did sissy htings like i do to my garden then today smileys/smiley4.gif

lol nice compliment there

[dannsax]

well have ethier of you got msn we could have a three way smileys/smiley2.gif ,





joke's , i ment conversation like smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Think dan's into the sissy thing judging from that last post! smileys/gay.gif All i did was the garden and read this months shitty max and fast car mags. smileys/smiley13.gif

[dannsax]

smithy my man , have you got msn ?

[Smithy]

Nope. smileys/smiley19.gif

[jamesg88]

well get it then you gayboy smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Look areke's left me, my gardens sissy, owen's left the mighty reds, i'm skint and.......... leave me alone. smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p

at least your off work for a while longer smileys/smiley2.gif

[Smithy]

Go back monday. smileys/smiley7.gif Can't wait. Never mind tho got 2 bbq's to goto this weekend. smileys/drink.gif smileys/drink.gif smileys/drink.gif (an it's all free! teehee!) smileys/smiley4.gif

[dannsax]

smithy , why o why not !

[jamesg88]

mmmmm bbq well nice smileys/drink.gif

[Smithy]

smithy , why o why not !

Because! Great answer i know! I'm a lazy git and haven't been arsed thats why. smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

mmmmm bbq well nice smileys/drink.gif

You watch, i'll get food poisoning from the 1 tomorrow and be bad sunday, meaning i'll miss the 1 then! smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/barfonu.gif

[dannsax]

i need to get pissed ! craving's lol

[Smithy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Lager. smileys/smiley4.gif Sod the food, i'm just gonna sit next to the drinks table! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

good on you mate dont blame you

[Smithy]

That way i won't get food poisoning, i'll get alkifrol poisoning! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

lol

yes but getting it from something you love

[Smithy]

True. Alkifrol: the cause of and solution to, all lifes problems. So says Homer Simpson! smileys/smiley4.gif

[dannsax]

i love the night before my vodka ,but the next morning is a differant storey !

[Smithy]

By the way, has anyone seen Fastcar?! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

LMBO! © sax-p smileys/smiley17.gif

slides back to the point of the thread

no mate i aint i only bought max power this time

[Smithy]

Fat lot of good that was then! smileys/smiley4.gif

[jamesg88]

hehehe

oowell