Lots-o-dump.......

[Ruddy]

Sorry for thread title.

Im not very good with words.

I dump twice a day, is this healthy???

Tryin to notch up another stone, so ive been power lifting at the gym and eating hell of a lot more. Aswell as taking supplements. It seems to be going straight through me though, which sucks.

I know im normally a giver of advice in this section but any help would me much appreciated.

P.S. Ive tried holding it. Not good. Smells a bit.

[Baz]

i thought i had it bad lol though i did shit loads while i was on holiday i must admit, soon as i ate i needed one lol

[Robb]

after going out on thursday, not even heavy drinking the next day friday i had 4 good size logs. i didnt know where it was coming from.

i find i lay off turds more now im eating more. surely its just because of that homeslice...

[Ruddy]

Haha its not exactly squirtey though...... haha sorry again for the description but this could be considered as a serious problem haha. Its full on gaffer dump-a-lons that are ruining my life............. Or gym routine.

By the way whats with all the name changes? lol

[Ruddy]

after going out on thursday, not even heavy drinking the next day friday i had 4 good size logs. i didnt know where it was coming from.

i find i lay off turds more now im eating more. surely its just because of that homeslice...

Probably lol, *cant beleive this is a discussion already lmao*

Just wanna know if my body is accepting the nutrients or not though?

Or if there is anything to slow down your metabolic rate.........

[Baz]

Haha its not exactly squirtey though...... haha sorry again for the description but this could be considered as a serious problem haha. Its full on gaffer dump-a-lons that are ruining my life............. Or gym routine.

By the way whats with all the name changes? lol

what name changes? mine is hardly a change mind, just deleting a few letters.

whats wrong with shitting twice a day?

take some of them tablets for diahorrea :)

[Barry123]

what a thread!


once went 9 days between toilet stops...

still about 2-3days like.

[bul69]

as a general rule you do tend to dump more if your eating healthily, fibre input into your body goes through the roof if you used to eat crap then start eating healthy stuff, i found high veg diet made me 'dump-o-lot'(sorry had to go in) but only time i ever tried anything was creatine that played on me a lot, my system didnt adapt so jus thought it was best not to take any.
(in other words one day id be on toilet a lot, others barely if at all)

[Ruddy]

Holy dog shit i need one now. Not even funny. Just had a cyclone about 20 minutes ago. Sucks to be me tbh.

They are proper brotwurst style ones though. No little nambi pambi ones. Cant be good tbh.

[Predator_R32]

your just talking shite now ruddy :p

id say thats pretty normal its about what i have :y:

[Ryan]

different peopls metabolisms work at different rates.

[Leo]

2? ive done 2 in one go mate. not to worry. keep eating

[Japman]

Ruddy i see your sig says 140kg........is that 1 max or can you do a few

[Clone]

Thats what he wishes he could do.

I would say thats normal, i go once a day usually some time after work. I never dump at work :) Never need it tbh.

What a thread :D

[Leo]

140kg would be impressive in any of the big 3 lifts

[Gabbastard]

Theres a lot to be said for eating healthily and having a balanced diet, rather than firing kilos of protein and water-retaining agents into your body ;) Nothing wrong with shiting twice a day really.

Youll probably find the shit will smell a bit as your body will be dumping loads of protein out, but if youve changed your eating habits for the better then theres a chance its a passing phase.

I wouldnt worry unless the stools (love that word) are excessively discoloured, painful, loose or have blood in them.

p.s. it says "140kg", whats that with regards to?

[Saxo-Will]

maybe its the powerlifting making u tense tht ur bowls tense more lol. making u need to go more. plus agree with the fibre thing.

just have lots of citric fruits and get diahoerr (however its spelt) and let it all out lol :P

[stevenet15]

yeah whats the 140kg in reguards to, last year i was benching 120kg at 8 reps and 3 sets, managed to peak at 160kg on a tricep press down for 6-8 reps, i only weigh 83kg / 13stone

[Barry123]

i can bench press 300kg's.

[Ruddy]

Its on the pivoted chest press machine lads. Like a bench press only you dont have to balance it really. You lay underneath and pile the plates on either side. I got 10 out on my last set, but wanna push for a little heavier next time (thinkin 170kg)

One rep max last I tried was 100kg on bench press. But that was a while ago now. Stick to dumbells for the last couple of months.

[Japman]

I can bench 140kg max rep,not bad for my weight (10 stone 3)

Im happy iwth then

[Robb]

i barbell curl 140kg..











...with my little finger...















..in my sleep.

[Japman]

Good dreams you have then

[bullit]

i had lovely one this morning. was still still in my bum when it was in the water. must have weighed about 5lbs

[Borat]

I did a massive log and picture messaged it to Ruddy when he was cosying up to a new lady ha ha it was a fully grown leopard!

[Ruddy]

That made my day and date to be honest. Anything to brighten up spiderman 3.

[Leo]

I can bench 140kg max rep,not bad for my weight (10 stone 3)

Im happy iwth then

really? thats over double your bodyweight. i need video footage lol

[liamk15]

Why are non flushers bad? (one that ride the waves) just on a few programmes about food they say it bad to have non flushing turds just they have never explained why.

Its probs because the next person throws up after seeing your chocolate log bobbing up and down in the bowl.

[bullit]

really? thats over double your bodyweight. i need video footage lol

leo 1 rep you can lift a lot. go try it

[Leo]

yeh one rep with good form and no spotters. 140kg is alot for someone who weights under 70kg

[bullit]

you seem to lift me up quite comfortably x

[doubledavies]

LMAO at this thread!

as long as there is no blood in it then it should be ok!

[doubledavies]

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[mattyk]

TBH i go at least 2wice a day deffo once in the morning and deffo one before bed

[doubledavies]

I havnt been for 3 days and counting!

[Hanuman]

i hardly go and i eat healthily, sometimes like 2 days or more, sometimes when iv been on a proper drink next day i get the awfullll splatts, and hoooys, yet another day i can go for a niiiiiice big bang on turd the size of a tree and u always feel so good after them u feel light on ur toes lol

[Clone]

post it so we can rate it here:


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I actually clicked that, it's disgusting lol

[liamk15]

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LMAO love it .

[Leo]

you seem to lift me up quite comfortably x

im stronger when im being naughty

x

[bullit]

i dont know where you get the energy tbh

[Leo]

red bull gives me wings

[bullit]

yeah brown ones

[Leo]

... semi

[Ruddy]

Massive dump at work......... Gaffer followed me in FTW.

Probably had a 2" girth at leaast tbh.

[saxodan]

once everyday

only done it once or twoce at work

do it two times when ive been out on the piss, it smells of fosters and is genrally runny...

[Ruddy]

Well mines black and STINKS, i reckon its due to this new met-rx stuff im drinkin all the time. They are right greasy and sausagy...........

[saxodan]

Well mines black and STINKS, i reckon its due to this new met-rx stuff im drinkin all the time. They are right greasy and sausagy...........

ive been on vodka redbull redcently

well I tell a lie its "chenov" and "red rooster" but cant complain for £1.50 for a single and £2.50 for a double ;)

[Clouds_mate]

Corona farts make my eyes water every weekend.

[saxodan]

Corona farts make my eyes water every weekend.

corona never gives me wind!

Think the lime mellows me out a little

Tried fosters twist?

[Robb]

havent had a decent shit in days.

need to step up the water intake to the next level. 4 litres a day ftw.

[Robb]

Tried fosters twist?

tastes like ruddys urine tbh.

[Clouds_mate]

what isit with you and fosters? its the shitest larger every. Spesh the twist, taste fucking rank. Went to my pals a few month back and thats all he had lol

[saxodan]

what isit with you and fosters? its the shitest larger every. Spesh the twist, taste fucking rank. Went to my pals a few month back and thats all he had lol

Fosters is lovley

All my mates drink carling bar me lol got to be Fosters

[Ruddy]

tastes like ruddys urine tbh.

Post clap tbh....

[bullit]

fosters and carling are girls drinks ftw

[saxodan]

fosters and carling are girls drinks ftw

what do you drink then?

[Clouds_mate]

Stella hes a real man.

[Clouds_mate]

he then smashes the glass over his head

[saxodan]

he then smashes the glass over his head

aha stella is wank, makes me go werird too

after the 5th or 6th pints im on bottles and shots anyway and dont remember much of the night lol

[bullit]

strong shandys

[Ruddy]

puffs tbh. Spirits

[saxodan]

can allways judge how pissed you were by the severity of the piss and puke stains on your brand spanking new white stan smiths

[bullit]

stella , kronemburg tbh

not a piss head like a was though. alcohol= my kriptonite

[Cal]

Absinthe anyone?

[saxodan]

Absinthe anyone?

Get out

[bullit]

snorting ftw

[Cal]

Get outUmmm... nah.

[saxodan]

snorting ftw

now thats a whole diffrent kettle of fish! Thought we were talking about drinking!

[bullit]

snorting drinks

[saxodan]

snorting drinks

Prefer vodka through the eye