barbie owns a saxo hmmmmm

[djmartin]

SPEACHLESS LOL

once again sorry if the owner sees this (i pitty you with all my heart lmao)


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-CITROEN-SAXO-SPREE-IV-PINK_W0QQitemZ140129567267QQihZ004QQcategoryZ18174 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Hannah]

Nice.

She designed the graphics herself...Is she blind?

[Baz]

low mileage though....only good point i could find lol

[djmartin]

hannah i seriously do not know lol

but the person who painted that must have been laughting like mad and thought im getting money for laughting lol

[Baz]

if i owned a bodyshop i would buy that, respray it back to a standard colour and sell it on

[Amiee]

lol hideous!

[xxxvickxxx]

poor saxo... why would you do that to your car cant believe anyone would be seen in that

[Skorpion]

Drop a supercharged vts in it and watch the look on people's faces as they get beat by a pink saxo!

But seriously . . . . . Why?

[Freakin_Sweeet]

Drop a supercharged vts in it and watch the look on people's faces as they get beat by a pink saxo!


lmfao..would b funny...why would anyone do that to a perfectly innocent saxo :P

[bullit]

"sends message for night shots of neons"

[vtsbabe]

i asked them bullit! lol

[CloSaxo]

That cant be 99 can it? its got the 1996-1998 front..
Or have I got it wrong?

[Hannah]

Nah it's a 99.

I had a T reg 99 and was mark one, Mark 2 started late 99-00

[Emma_ZS]

There's a pink saxo near me, its horrible!

[doubledavies]

handbrake looks like a dildo!

[Emma_ZS]

handbrake looks like a dildo!

mines like that but in blue! lol

[djrem]

its erm. individualistic. :S

[Hannah]

mines like that but in blue! lol

The dildo or the handbrake? ;)

[djmartin]

The dildo or the handbrake? ;)



THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL

furiofanatic you got a lil secret u want to share with us all lol.

[Emma_ZS]

:oops: hahaha don't twist my words! i ment the hand brake

[MiniGibbo]

shame she hasent got a buy it now, becuase i still wudnt buy it ;)

[frankie]

lmao..not as nice as the pink 306 at the end of my road.
id buy it and go banger racing init.

[djmartin]

id buy it lol then right in front of the sellers face get it resprayed and say AHHHHHHHHHHh looks nice now lol should get more for it now then what i just paid you LMFAOOOOO.


Furiofanatic we are not twisting your words lmao you typed what you put we did not lol ;)

so come on spill the beans whats the secret HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Skorpion]

mines like that but in blue! lol

Dirty girl emma! ;)

[Emma_ZS]

well your the ones with the dirty minds, LMAO because your thought i ment a dildo! hahaha I MENT MY HANDBRAKE :p

[djmartin]

well your the ones with the dirty minds, LMAO because your thought i ment a dildo! hahaha I MENT MY HANDBRAKE :p


yeh yeh yeh we all know the nickname for your dildo is called HANDBRAKE LOL

[Emma_ZS]

i aint going to win this battle LOL

[djmartin]

nope not against me u aint hahahaha

so if the dildo is nicknamed handbrake may i ask what do you call your other toys?

Rear Splitter? ROFLLLLLLLLLL
Induction Kit? HAHAHAHA

[Skorpion]

nope not against me u aint hahahaha

so if the dildo is nicknamed handbrake may i ask what do you call your other toys?

Rear Splitter? ROFLLLLLLLLLL
Induction Kit? HAHAHAHA

LMFAO!!
Induction kit ummmmmmm!!!!

[Emma_ZS]

ha . . . ha . . . ha . . . very funny. So you call your handbrake a dildo then, obviously.

[Emma_ZS]

this aint fair, it's two against one :(

[djmartin]

ha . . . ha . . . ha . . . very funny. So you call your handbrake a dildo then, obviously.

no i do call my penis a hammer drill tho ROFL

beaten you again hahahahahaha




this aint fair, it's two against one

there is another lil secret u have given out lol you like threesomes LMAO

[Emma_ZS]

arrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!! you are a quick thinker! errrrmmmmmm . . . i am thinking of something to say, LOL. And the threesome comment aint true, either.

[djmartin]

ahh u into more then three ROFL reason why u not that quick at thinking is u having to many gang bangs and your brain has been shagged out ROFLLLL

[Emma_ZS]

you are getting too rude, its a family forum REMEMBER! you will get into trouble

[djmartin]

ahh very true ;) il let you off with that one.

very mature comment :)

was a good battle whilst it lasted lol

[Viper]

thats hideous

[Emma_ZS]

at last so i win!!!!!!!! hahahaha got you heehee

[Emma_ZS]

handbrake or dildo... :panic:

too late been through that

[djmartin]

too late been through that

yep way to late Viper lol

[Viper]

damn, you beat me

i realised when is aw it went onto a second page. lol

so i did a quick edit, but you beat me :(

[djmartin]

lols there will be a next time viper il shout you over next time this happens lmao can really open a can of whoop ass on furioafanatic then JOKE LOL

[Emma_ZS]

Oh No Don't :(

[Viper]

haha!! yeah, good idea :)
i love being a dirty mofo!
sorry emma, it has to be done!

[djmartin]

aww poor baby lol

come here il give ya a hug AWWWWWWWWW

[Emma_ZS]

i accept your hug, lol :hug:

[djmartin]

i accept your hug, lol :hug:

I was talking to viper cos i beaten him

JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emma_ZS]

haha!! yeah, good idea :)
i love being a dirty mofo!
sorry emma, it has to be done!

:flamed: :flush: :cry:

[djmartin]

:flamed: :flush: :cry:


must be a male thing emma lol

[Emma_ZS]

:zainy: you know you want to be nice to me really

[Viper]

aww poor baby lol

come here il give ya a hug AWWWWWWWWW

aww, thankyou baby :A:

why dont we BOTH give emma a hug ;)

seeing as she likes 3 somes...

[djmartin]

:zainy: you know you want to be nice to me really



your talking about my past life when i was jesus aint u there lol

[djmartin]

aww, thankyou baby :A:

why dont we BOTH give emma a hug ;)

seeing as she likes 3 somes...



ROFLLLLLL you sure we would be given here a hug lol
sorry emma had to be said the door was WIDEEEEEE open for thta kinda comment lol

[Emma_ZS]

why dont we BOTH give emma a hug ;)

seeing as she likes 3 somes...

not again! lol :homme:

[Emma_ZS]

ROFLLLLLL you sure we would be given here a hug lol
sorry emma had to be said the door was WIDEEEEEE open for thta kinda comment lol

i was expecting it LOL:oops:

[djmartin]

i was expecting it LOL:oops:


oh yeh lol


Viper get ur coat we have pulled lmao JOKE LOL

[Emma_ZS]

Viper get ur coat we have pulled lmao JOKE LOL

Its a good job you don't know where i live LOL

[djmartin]

lol we will just look for a blue furio lol with a big handbrake inside it ROFLLLLL

[Viper]

haha, i have many coats... which is your favourite? :d

and, emma, we can always use your number plate to find out where you live.
im sure any price involved will be worth it :y:

haha, Mr P. dont forget about the driver with a massive grin on her face!!

[Emma_ZS]

lol we will just look for a blue furio lol with a big handbrake inside it ROFLLLLL

hahahaha well mine is sooooooo original! LOL if i can't beat you, i will join you!!!!

[mallboy]

what ashame- i have seen a few pink cars around my area and they all look gash

[djmartin]

haha, i have many coats... which is your favourite? :d

and, emma, we can always use your number plate to find out where you live.
im sure any price involved will be worth it :y:


DUDE u made her sound like a prozzy HAHAHAHAHAHA not good lmaoooooooooo


erm i dont know what coat you should get would it matter really cos im sure our coats will come off as soon as we got to emma ROFL (now thats rude lol)

[Emma_ZS]

haha, i have many coats... which is your favourite? :d

and, emma, we can always use your number plate to find out where you live.
im sure any price involved will be worth it :y:

haha, Mr P. dont forget about the driver with a massive grin on her face!!

i aint got a pic of my car on here with my number plate . . . . have i? *quickly checks*

[Viper]

martin.. got a good joke for you

how many girls can you get in emmas car?









































6.... 3 in the back, 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in passenger seat and 1 on the handbrake :d:d:d

[Emma_ZS]

DUDE u made her sound like a prozzy HAHAHAHAHAHA not good lmaoooooooooo


erm i dont know what coat you should get would it matter really cos im sure our coats will come off as soon as we got to emma ROFL (now thats rude lol)

no not good! cheeky

[djmartin]

DUDE quick joke from you there lol good one to POST IN JOKES SECTION NOWWWWWWWWWWW (dont know how many would get teh joke tho lol)

[Emma_ZS]

martin.. got a good joke for you

how many girls can you get in emmas car?





6.... 3 in the back, 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in passenger seat and 1 on the handbrake :d:d:d

OMG! i can't believe you just said that LOL! did you just think of that?

[Viper]

yup. just thought of it ;)

[Emma_ZS]

DUDE quick joke from you there lol good one to POST IN JOKES SECTION NOWWWWWWWWWWW (dont know how many would get teh joke tho lol)

you would have to post the whole conversation and thread LOL

[Emma_ZS]

we have HI-JACKED this thread completely LOL (djmartinp - did you get my PM back)

[Viper]

oh most definately :)


emma, have you got any pics of your handbrake? ;)

[Emma_ZS]

oh most definately :)


emma, have you got any pics of your handbrake? ;)

I aint got any. Thats my best answer

[djmartin]

you would have to post the whole conversation and thread LOL



HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA can be arranged lol

tho i recan alot of ppl will not want to read it all ROFL

oh viper there isa flor in ur joke lol

if its in emmas car yes who is on the handbrake and since we now know that emmas dildo is nicknamed as handbrake dont you think emma would get annoyed cos some other lass is on her toy HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Graeme]

closed because it was just all spam!!!