I fooked up today and now i'm in the shiznik!!!

[Adam_Q]

I know I’m going to get some serious stick for this.... but here it goes....

I was travelling a long a single carriage way with some women going really slow.... then some spotty chav pulled out on me in a crappy polo... so i’m getting fooked off now!!!

I get a chance to overtake the both of them, i past the chav then the women in her 07 vectra pulled in front of me, forcing me to slam my breaks on..... WTF!!!!

I then get loads of stick from the chav's. I got to overtake them and tooted the women, who stopped. I got out and ran to her car (didn't realise it was a women until this point) and shouted, WTF did you do that for!! She then pushed me out the way and then another woman came to help her...

By this point, i just drove off but not before she took my plate down... so i know i was fooked so after a couple of minutes, i drove back to see them exchanging details.

I got out to talk to them once I’d calmed down but they gave me so much mouth I just said fook it and owned up to it all... thought it would be better to do that than deny it and get even more in shite... so anyway they called the police so I’m expecting a call anytime soon..

She said she's doing me for verbal assault! :panic:

What do you think will happen?

[Clouds_mate]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/09%20PC%20Related/Funny%20Stuff/saxorace-vi.jpg

[Ruddy]

Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha BABY GOT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11110NE

Get off the Roids and learn english

[Ste]

Nowt.........i swear quite alot and the police will give you a warning 90 times before they arrest you!


verbal assault, thats funny!!! If you can get away with smoking a joint infront of a copper then swearing at a shit driver shouldn't get you into trouble


be honest with the coppers, be calm and dont wear burberry!!!


And overtaking slow drivers is what i bought a saxo for, otherwise id'ave bought a Corsa..... no stick from me!

[Azrael]

you'll probably get charged, fined & criminal record.

sounds like it was ur own fault tho, ignore chavs from now on if ur that easily wound up

[Adam_Q]

Nowt.........


verbal assault, thats funny!!! If you can get away with smoking a joint infront of a copper then swearing at a shit driver shouldn't get you into trouble


be honest with the coppers, be calm and dont wear burberry!!!


And overtaking slow drivers is what i bought a saxo for, otherwise id'ave bought a Corsa..... no stick from me!

I'm not a chav... i hate them but i do have a bit of angry in me thats edging to get out...lol

I'm normally calm but sometimes i go off the rails...I know i'm a twat but fook it, its done now :bored:

[Azrael]

verbal assault, thats funny!!!

still a chargable offence tho

loadsa paperwork for the police so they will try & disuade her from pressing charges, if he was that much of a c*nt as he's admited to then i reckon she'll see it through

[Azrael]

as said above though, be down the line with the police buddy, show a lil remorse -they'll put a lil more pressure on her to leave it be & let u off with a caution

[Adam_Q]

still a chargable offence tho

loadsa paperwork for the police so they will try & disuade her from pressing charges, if he was that much of a c*nt as he's admited to then i reckon she'll see it through

Cheers fella... i feel much better now..lol

I'm just gonna expect the worst.. anything else is a bonus

[Adam_Q]

as said above though, be down the line with the police buddy, show a lil remorse -they'll put a lil more pressure on her to leave it be & let u off with a caution

I'm gonna be very careful from now one.... althought i've said that before, just need to keep my anger under control...

I hope i only get a caution but i'm sure i'll get more....

[Certi]

Surprised that she is going to the lengths of pressing charges, especially considering she swerved out into the middle of the road to stop you getting past. Surely that's dangerous driving?

[Ste]

I think if people dont see red every now and again there probably vegetarian.

Letting off steam is good for ya, suppose with it being a woman ya couldnt plonk her one on the nose.

[seat-craig]

bit of advice if this happens dont post it on saxp. watch the bad rep fly through. but nothing will happen dont worry about it if you didnt touch her then it will be fine!

[Barry123]

i dont full understand what you did...

there was a chav and a women or something and they stopped at the side of the road and you took said something rude.

did you crash or something?!

soooooo confused.

[Viper]

i would smack you with the grammar/spelling stick!

den?? whats that supposed to mean. i thought a den was a little hideaway place..

and, if they try and do you for verbal assault, dont lie, but tell them how she drove like a prick

[Adam_Q]

i would smack you with the grammar/spelling stick!

den?? whats that supposed to mean. i thought a den was a little hideaway place..

and, if they try and do you for verbal assault, dont lie, but tell them how she drove like a prick

Thanks....I'm not thinking staight so excuse the bad spelling etc...

I'm not lying about anything, its the true and nothing but the true

[Adam_Q]

i dont full understand what you did...

there was a chav and a women or something and they stopped at the side of the road and you took said something rude.

did you crash or something?!

soooooo confused.

Basically...

I was travelling a good distance behind this slow woman and then a chav in a polo pulled out and laughed at me and pissed me off...

I then had a chance to overtake the both of them and a safe area with no other cars around. I got past the chav's but the vectra put her foot down and pulled in front of my while i was travelling in the wrong lane. Dangerous or what!

So i had a go at her for this and now i'm getting done with verbal assault... well i'll find out soon enough, if she goes ahead with it.

She also knows my gf so that makes it even more difficult.

Does that make more sense fella?

[RedB]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/09%20PC%20Related/Funny%20Stuff/saxorace-vi.jpg

Haha ROTFFLMYO

excellent Leckie! Adam, adam, adam (tutting) tsk LOL
NEVER ADMIT responsibility, especially to a woman or chavs
Second of all SHES A WOMAN, a woman dude so dont worry

I doubt anything will come of this as its not really that serious and im glad no one was hurt
just sounds like a result of mistakes by both parties maybe?

*No offence to any women meant :p*

[Barry123]

was travelling a good distance behind this slow woman and then a chav in a polo pulled out and laughed at me and pissed me off...

sounds like my sister.


gotcha now homie. interesting to see the outcome. but i'd play the dangerous driving card as you probably know already.

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[RedB]

what the chav in the polo or the slow driver :p?

[Barry123]

what the chav in the polo or the slow driver :p?

both. she has a polo, invariably gives me the obligatry V or middle finger, and blasts off.

[Saxy1]

to be honest mate i dont think anythink big will come of it !!!

[RedB]

Blasts off? she a thunderbird or something mate? LOL joshing ;)

I doubt anything will even come out of this Adz, nothing to cry over dude :y:

[furioAL]

Sayer, how can he play the dangerous driving cards if he was overtaking two cars in one go?

Don't let chav's get to you... just sit behind them... and wait patiently.. then overtake if safe to do so....

Alex
:)

[RedB]

Well said mr saftey :y:

[Borat]

Say you had just had your bar mitzvah and needed to vent your anger at someone :)

[Adam_Q]

what the chav in the polo or the slow driver :p?

JUST HAD THE POLICE ROUND!!!

Luckly the cop was a very nice guy and just wanted my side of the story and told me to watch my temper, which of cause i will be.... For a little guy i get very angry..lol

So thats it! I'm safe!

[Adam_Q]

Sayer, how can he play the dangerous driving cards if he was overtaking two cars in one go?

Don't let chav's get to you... just sit behind them... and wait patiently.. then overtake if safe to do so....

Alex
:)

It was safe to do so but they made it very difficult when they saw i was overtaking

[RedB]

Haha did they go speak to the chavs and other party as well?

[furioAL]

It was safe to do so but they made it very difficult when they saw i was overtaking

It's never safe to overtake two cars at once...

You either wait for an appropriately sized gap between the two cars... and do it in two seperate manouvre's... or wait for the car in front to overtake the slow moving car before you do...

Glad you got off without anything :y:

Alex
:)

[RedB]

Glad you got off without anything :y:

:)

Me too dude, slap on the wrist eh?

[JoeFurio]

why did you go to her car rather than just drive off???

[vtr_jay]

JUST HAD THE POLICE ROUND!!!

Luckly the cop was a very nice guy and just wanted my side of the story and told me to watch my temper, which of cause i will be.... For a little guy i get very angry..lol

So thats it! I'm safe!

Short man syndrome lol !

[RedB]

lol HAHA

[rushy_23]

Man tbh Im finding hard to picture the story! Why would the lady stop her
car if you horned her?
Should of just carried on mate and left it... Well I think thats what you should
of done!

[Adam_Q]

It's never safe to overtake two cars at once...

You either wait for an appropriately sized gap between the two cars... and do it in two seperate manouvre's... or wait for the car in front to overtake the slow moving car before you do...

Glad you got off without anything :y:

Alex
:)

Yeahs guys! I'm so lucky and so grateful!

I'm just had a huge grilling from my dad but its all good now..

[Adam_Q]

Man tbh Im finding hard to picture the story! Why would the lady stop her
car if you horned her?
Should of just carried on mate and left it... Well I think thats what you should
of done!

To be completely honest, i don't know why she stopped... i thought it was a bloke who was gonna get out of his car first... so i jumped out and went over to "him"...

I'm not exactly a big bloke..lol but i can be a right angry twat...lol and not just like a chav and mouth off...

[Adam_Q]

Short man syndrome lol !

cheers fella...lol

I'm the king of Short Man Syndrome... SMS..lol

[SNewham]

It's never safe to overtake two cars at once...

You either wait for an appropriately sized gap between the two cars... and do it in two seperate manouvre's... or wait for the car in front to overtake the slow moving car before you do...

Glad you got off without anything :y:

Alex
:)
however it isn't dangerous driving overtaking anyone as it is legally allowed as long as you don't speed whilst doing it.

The only thing you can do is say to the police that she was driving dangerously and irratically. The police aren't going to follow something so petty up.

Don't worry mate, you'll be fine. :y:

[Barry123]

You either wait for an appropriately sized gap between the two cars... and do it in two seperate manouvre's... or wait for the car in front to overtake the slow moving car before you do...


naa naa alex all wrong. you flick your fogs and neons on, flash your lights and sound the horn until they move - section 3.2.6 of the highway code.

[RedB]

Sayer's hoghway code ;)

[furioAL]

however it isn't dangerous driving overtaking anyone as it is legally allowed as long as you don't speed whilst doing it.


Can you read? I know it's not illegal to overtake someone...

It is not however considered 'safe driving' to overtake TWO cars at the same time... :p

Adsayer... you are a legend ;) ... will your cliche kit make your car go faster too? :p

Alex
:)

[Mark51]

Road Rage at its best. my road rage is shocking mate so i know where you are coming from. for here to make an official complaint to the police she will have to actually go down to the police station and make a statement. 9 tims out of 10 people cant be arsed doing this so nothing will happen.

if the fuzz do happen to knock on your door (you will probably get a letter though) just explain to them what you did (in a calm manor obviously). you could always say you got out of the car to make sure that she was ok as she swerved in the road for no reason and she "verbaly abused" you first.

[Barry123]

Adsayer... you are a legend ;) ... will your cliche kit make your car go faster too? :p


sadly not... if i was getting the amazing carzone kit then that would give the saxo an aerodynamic drag comparable to that of a slippy fish.

[Mitchell]

i'd of nutted both chix pal, then drove after that chav in the polo and nutted his windows in then nutted him

then i would of nutted the dad for giving you a grilling

then nutted my mum aswell for good measure

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun280l.jpg

[djmartin]

wait a sec u got pissed off cos a chav laughed at u for been behind a slow women driver BUT then the chav was in front of u EHHHHHHH so u decided to try and overtake both of them

now if i get this right the chav laughted at u BUT also ended up behind the slow women driver lol

the whole dam inncodent contradics (god knows if its spelt like that lol) itself no joke it seriously does lol.

basicly you lost your lid at the most stupidist of things.

you should have just kept on driving and fort nothing of the matter

(id hate to see you driving behind a tractor lol)

[jdavies23]

The max that can happen to you is a caution- if you wanted you could deny it all as they have very little proof- i would take an equally serious approach with them- i suggest you also ring the police and try and have her for it, the two accusations will clash and it will be dropped.
Say she was driving dangerously and nearly caused a crash, say also that you also had to stop and she was there and started first.
No one has a leg to stand on- even if they get proof or find you responsible you certainetly are not going to go to prison for it lol
No loosing your temper is not good it will end you in stick 9/10 and work against you, thing is though its human nature and jobsworthy doogooding b**ch like her should be shot, the chavs- well just look and laugh.
Don't admit to anything and put up a fight- they will be the ones embarrased when nothing comes of this.

[Adam_Q]

The max that can happen to you is a caution- if you wanted you could deny it all as they have very little proof- i would take an equally serious approach with them- i suggest you also ring the police and try and have her for it, the two accusations will clash and it will be dropped.
Say she was driving dangerously and nearly caused a crash, say also that you also had to stop and she was there and started first.
No one has a leg to stand on- even if they get proof or find you responsible you certainetly are not going to go to prison for it lol
No loosing your temper is not good it will end you in stick 9/10 and work against you, thing is though its human nature and jobsworthy doogooding b**ch like her should be shot, the chavs- well just look and laugh.
Don't admit to anything and put up a fight- they will be the ones embarrased when nothing comes of this.

Cheers fella!

Well i owned up to my part but told them about how she drove, but in the end the cop couldn't have not anything at all. The witness didn't see the whole thing so she's useless to him, therefore I'm ok.

Anyway she said she was also going to do me for dangerous driving but the police would have needed to see it for themselves.... So the bitch looses...lol

[Jamie]

Your going to jail.
































































Joke.

[Karl]

That pic Leck's posted is classic.

[Colin]

In my eyes you did nothing wrong. If she was going slow in a 60 then I would of overtaken.

But I know each individuel has their own driving preferences and you cannot tell them how to drive, slow/fast whatever.

My instructor used to scream at me if I didnt do 60 in a 60.

So my two cents are you did nothing wrong and the old bitch needed to be screamed at to knock some sense into her.

[Scattle]

Unlucky mate, hope they don't do you for anything, but you will have to see. Good luck.

[Easty]

If you didn't damage her car or physically assault her in any way you should be alright mate... I suppose you could get charged with threatening behaviour (or causing alarm or distress, which you probably did as she will have been cacking it), but if it goes that far then just accept the charges, and you will more than likely get an £80 fine... this doesn't give you a criminal record, but if you get in trouble with the police again then you have earned yourself a one way ticket to court.

Hope this helps mate :)

[Adam_Q]

If you didn't damage her car or physically assault her in any way you should be alright mate... I suppose you could get charged with threatening behaviour (or causing alarm or distress, which you probably did as she will have been cacking it), but if it goes that far then just accept the charges, and you will more than likely get an £80 fine... this doesn't give you a criminal record, but if you get in trouble with the police again then you have earned yourself a one way ticket to court.

Hope this helps mate :)

Thats good fella! thanks!

I've actually got off with just a slap on the wrist. Just going to be very careful from now on. I don't want to be a jail bitch...lol

[Malky]

pass me the soap matey

[Adam_Q]

In my eyes you did nothing wrong. If she was going slow in a 60 then I would of overtaken.

But I know each individuel has their own driving preferences and you cannot tell them how to drive, slow/fast whatever.

My instructor used to scream at me if I didnt do 60 in a 60.

So my two cents are you did nothing wrong and the old bitch needed to be screamed at to knock some sense into her.

Thanks for the advise mate! :y:

[Adam_Q]

pass me the soap matey

:oops: :clapping:

[mardon]

I think you'll be fine if you keep calm and explain yourself properly. Wouldn't worry too much.

EDIT: Didn't read the whole post LOL.

Nice one glad you got off. Scatty bitch. Hate women like that!

[Adam_Q]

I think you'll be fine if you keep calm and explain yourself properly. Wouldn't worry too much.

EDIT: Didn't read the whole post LOL.

Nice one glad you got off. Scatty bitch. Hate women like that!

Tell me about it!

Found out that the women who's my girlfriend, her daughter works with her!!! Oh shit!!!

[mardon]

What the was she playing at trying to kill you! No wonder you lost your temper. Ok you may have made a bad judgment but thats what makes us human. You also said you didn't realise it was a woman ether.

I wouldn't spend anymore time worrying about it. If the husband turns up you know what to do. Keep calm then call the cops on him. No doubt the family will be as stuck up as her!

[johnny_vts]

I haven't bothered reading through the all the posts, but after struggling to decipher your appalling grammar/spelling innit - you is safe homey.

Worst that will happen is a visit from the police to get your side of events. Unlikely to be cautioned and it certainly will NEVER make it to court.

Just try to contain the road rage in future!

[Hopcraft]

Basically...

I was travelling a good distance behind this slow woman and then a chav in a polo pulled out and laughed at me and pissed me off...

I then had a chance to overtake the both of them and a safe area with no other cars around. I got past the chav's but the vectra put her foot down and pulled in front of my while i was travelling in the wrong lane. Dangerous or what!

So i had a go at her for this and now i'm getting done with verbal assault... well i'll find out soon enough, if she goes ahead with it.

She also knows my gf so that makes it even more difficult.

Does that make more sense fella?

well from the sounds of it here, you were overtaking two cars ? thats not illegal, nor dangerous driving, from the sounds of it there, the vectra should get done for dangerous driving because she was obstructing you for taking over which isnt illegal,,,,but thats the jist i get, probably wrong

[Scooba]

haha, quality... your be fine.

[KamRacing]

do the same in some areas around here and you'll just get stabbed or beaten to a pulp.

I'd be very carefull who I got out of the car to have a row with.

[Adam_Q]

What the was she playing at trying to kill you! No wonder you lost your temper. Ok you may have made a bad judgment but thats what makes us human. You also said you didn't realise it was a woman ether.

I wouldn't spend anymore time worrying about it. If the husband turns up you know what to do. Keep calm then call the cops on him. No doubt the family will be as stuck up as her!

She's not married so that tells you something....lol

[doubledavies]

do the same in some areas around here and you'll just get stabbed or beaten to a pulp.

I'd be very carefull who I got out of the car to have a row with.

sensible post!


I never argue with people!

not worth it and people get violent!

[Adam_Q]

I haven't bothered reading through the all the posts, but after struggling to decipher your appalling grammar/spelling innit - you is safe homey.

Worst that will happen is a visit from the police to get your side of events. Unlikely to be cautioned and it certainly will NEVER make it to court.

Just try to contain the road rage in future!

Was my grammar/spelling that bad?

[johnny_vts]

Was my grammar/spelling that bad?

You have to ask ;) - just kidding. As i said, though, little will come of it so i wouldn't worry!

[Adam_Q]

You have to ask ;) - just kidding. As i said, though, little will come of it so i wouldn't worry!

Seriously.. is it that bad? your not the first person to say that :oops: