new job

[winder]

only 2&1/2 agonising days until i finish working for lloyds tsb. i cant wait to start my new job its gonna be quality. smileys/smiley4.gif

[Franki]

wots ur new job?

[higgzy03]

yes what is yr new job

[winder]

i gonna be a trucker. i start learning on monday. its gonna be such a laugh. just crusing around all day in my truck checking out all the places and ladys. smileys/smiley2.gif

[higgzy03]

well you will be able to drive all around the country and even abroad

[winder]

i know mate its gonna be really good. i see any of you guys when i am out on my rounds i beep, look for a truck with 3663 on the side. you've probably seen them all over.

[Smithy]

Get your yorkie bar ready! We'll probably be stuck in a queue of traffic trying to get by you. smileys/smiley4.gif

[winder]

dont worry lads i will let you by. it will be nice to drive something big so i can intimidate the stupid people that dont know how to drive. smileys/smiley2.gif

[Franki]

they used to deliver food to where i used to work!!

i hope ur not guna be as boring as they were!!

(yes it was burger king where i worked)

[winder]

naa i aint boring. i will liven up the burgerking. any fit woman where you worked that are still there, i can chat them all up. that would cause a bit of a stir. smileys/smiley17.gif

[dannyelks]

My dad's a trucker, he delivers petrol for esso. He got done for speeding the other day - 70 in a 50 zone - oops! Its good money though.

[winder]

naughty naughty. the money is excellent its £550 a week basic and then you get bonuses on top of that if you keep the lorry clean and do all the drops. should finally have some money to do my up properly smileys/smiley4.gif

[dannyelks]

I need a new job, just can't afford to do what I want to the car but if your ever over bristol way and you see a black saxo with cream leathers, give me a beep!

[winder]

i will mate. i will probably beep at any done up saxo that i see just in case. so if you see a 3663 lorry beeping at you it will more than likely be me smileys/smiley4.gif

[dannyelks]

Nice 1 brova smileys/afro.gif

[starkie]

lol.. nice 1 m8.. will be a laugh.. dont have 2much fun.. i need a new job.. fed up of offices smileys/smiley13.gif

[dannyelks]

I can't stand workin in the office any more either m8, gona join the fire service when they recruit nextsmileys/smiley10.gif

[starkie]

lol.. yer sounds gd.. very exciting lol..

[dannyelks]

You get to play with fire, cruise round in a big red truck and the ladies love it.... what more do you want!!!smileys/smiley16.gif

[winder]

i know what you mean guys. i have been doing my office job for the last 3&1/2 years and it is really boring. need to get out and see seom totty and some nice cars. smileys/smiley2.gif

[hilljd00]

lol, kool, well if ur in Plymouth and see a Suzuki Katana, blue and white, with blue neons, lblue LED bolts and white rims ;) lol

Beep at me smileys/smiley4.gif lol

Also u cud hide the saxo's from the cops ;)

[starkie]

lol.. haha lol.. nice 1 m8 ;)

[winder]

ok mate i will look out for you. and yeah if you are ever in trouble find me and i will let you park round the side of me like on that film where the bloke drove a black firebird and then the cops were after him and a convoy of lorries hid while the coppers went by. what was that film called? smileys/smiley13.gif

[Franki]

I can't stand workin in the office any more either m8, gona join the fire service when they recruit nextsmileys/smiley10.gif

hope me and smithy can see you getting changed in the back!

Smithy = smileys/homme.gif

[dannyelks]

he he... lol...

I'll do a special strip tease for u both if u like smileys/smiley2.gif

[Smithy]

ok mate i will look out for you. and yeah if you are ever in trouble find me and i will let you park round the side of me like on that film where the bloke drove a black firebird and then the cops were after him and a convoy of lorries hid while the coppers went by. what was that film called? smileys/smiley13.gif

Smokey and the Bandit. Class film. smileys/smiley4.gif

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Fireman........ smileys/homme.gif

[dannyelks]

Like a man in uniform then smithy......smileys/homme.gif

[Franki]

he he... lol...

I'll do a special strip tease for u both if u like smileys/smiley2.gif

off off off off off can i have ur boxers dude? hehe

[dannyelks]

I'm not wearing any smileys/smiley9.gif

[Franki]

now thats a bit rude aint it?!

hang ur head in shame and cover your shlong!!

smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley9.gif

[dannyelks]

I'm a naughty boy smileys/smiley15.gif smileys/smiley15.gif smileys/smiley15.gif

Only joking.... I got my funky spiderman boxers on 2day smileys/smiley4.gifyou can have them if u like?

[Franki]

kewl yeah dude can't say i love spider man tho but never mind!!

i'm guna get shot for sayin that but what the hell smileys/smiley15.gif

[dannyelks]

y u gona get shot?

[Franki]

coz craig will kick my ass!!

[dannyelks]

There's nothing wrong with making new friends is there?

[Franki]

no not that i know of!

[dannyelks]

And were becoming good friends!!!

[Franki]

yeah

[dannyelks]

we love it smileys/smiley4.gif