Magaluf 2007 [Archive] - Saxperience

coshycosh88

10th July 2007, 23:23

Just got back from 5 days out in magaluf with me mate for the first time! Fucking amazing place! loved every min out there, the atmosphere was mental!

anyone else been out there this summer?

vipergfx

10th July 2007, 23:30

any fanny like? ;)

Craddock

10th July 2007, 23:38

I went at the start of may for a 40th party, there was 45 of us, all ages was mint shame that it wernt peak season.

met joey barton aswell out there in may.. (ex man city midfielder)

saying that... i go 26th july for a week ;)

theres about 100 ppl from our end going, boys/girls guna be mint

BCMs here we come!

you see the upside down house?

Graham

11th July 2007, 01:36

wheres magaluf?

all the fannys abroad at this time of the year :P i took my brother to the air port this morning and when i was waiting with him to check in i saw soooo many groups of girls walking around wearing t-shirts that said like tenerife 2007 and ther names on the back. i saw this one group of girls that had on the front what happens in greece and on the back stays in greece... i bet they are up for a gang bang :p

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:22

Word has it, metrodan has just got back from shagamuf,
He didnt get one drop of fanny.

Sucks to be him ;)

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 08:23

[QUOTE][Sucks to be him /QUOTE]

Ha!!!!!!!!!

AdamW

11th July 2007, 08:24

How can you not get laid in Magaluf......

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:24

have you not seen a picture of him?

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:26

Landed at 8 last night

fooking awesome

lol @ leckie

I have some stories...

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:27

I was going to text you about 9 last night when i was on the pot, but someone needed the bathroom so i had to hurry up.

Good trip?

Robb

11th July 2007, 08:28

i wanna hear stooories tbh.

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:29

I was going to text you about 9 last night when i was on the pot, but someone needed the bathroom so i had to hurry up.

Good trip?

fucking mint

got told to leave the hotel by "pedro" ended up at some huuge birds hotel who I found on the beach

got back to her hotel

couldent go through with it

legged it from palma nova (miles from magaluf)

got back to my hotel at 6 in the morning to be told I put a hole in the wall and smashed half our glasses

mates not happy

I slept through next day

hahaha

Robb

11th July 2007, 08:30

got told to leave the hotel by "pedro" ended up at some huuge birds hotel who I found on the beach

hahahah sure it wasnt a beached whale?

sounds quality though mate.

you got the next few days off?

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:32

legged it from palma nova (miles from magaluf)

Dude, you can see Palmanova from Magaluf, its like a 10min walk if that hahaha

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:32

hahahah sure it wasnt a beached whale?

sounds quality though mate.

you got the next few days off?

im not sure

was only after her skinny mate but she fucked off

nope im working all the way through till next monday

doc said he thinks my toe is broken lol and I needed stiches on my hand lol but fock paying 75 euro, i got a plaster instead

and my arms are bruised to fook

xsmile_be_happyx

11th July 2007, 08:33

fucking mint

got told to leave the hotel by "pedro" ended up at some huuge birds hotel who I found on the beach

got back to her hotel

couldent go through with it

legged it from palma nova (miles from magaluf)

got back to my hotel at 6 in the morning to be told I put a hole in the wall and smashed half our glasses

mates not happy

I slept through next day

hahaha

sounds like the holiday of a lifetime lol :P glad you had a good time

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:33

Dude, you can see Palmanova from Magaluf, its like a 10min walk if that hahaha

oh lol

when getting the coach back yestersya I saw her hotel

was like a couple of miles away!

we were 2 mins from BCM- shit hot club

Robb

11th July 2007, 08:33

ouch, cant be happy. how did you break the toe?

got any pics like? lol

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:34

I could see BCM from my balcony...Hold on i will fond a pictaaar

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:34

ouch, cant be happy. how did you break the toe?

got any pics like? lol

took two disposable cameras out

one is fine

other one, I used up 30 somehting phtotos in one night, it came back missing the flash, wet and rattling

see if they can develop it

will get them done tommrow ;)

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:35

can just make the yellow sign out lol

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/06%20Holidays/01%20Magaluf%202005/IM000246.jpg

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:36

and a masssive fucked up zoom of my balcony...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/06%20Holidays/01%20Magaluf%202005/15062005001.jpg

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:37

is that the jungla?!?!

I was at the shara just about where you were!!

haha awesome stuff

the Galaxy FM night was brill

I nearlly died in the foam lol

some ace tunes

floor was packed out

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:38

No i was staying in the Sol somthing, its next to where the pirates thing was you had to drive past it, was a big one.

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:40

the girls from the three lion's pub

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/06%20Holidays/01%20Magaluf%202005/BL3UJCo.jpg

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 08:40

Was Dave Kelly on at the Galaxy night Dan

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:40

No i was staying in the Sol somthing, its next to where the pirates thing was you had to drive past it, was a big one.

I know

big organe letters "trinidad" I think?

Pirates was ace, that sangria put me on my ass lol

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:41

Was Dave Kelly on at the Galaxy night Dan

yes he was mate

didnt know what DJ was playing what mind

was just in the floor going crazy lol

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:42

sangria fixed with larger, we made are own Diesel.....

Stood up, fell down haha.

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 08:44

He is our local DJ up here in the Northeast

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:45

and in Yorkshire you faggot.

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:46

He is our local DJ up here in the Northeast

and in Yorkshire you faggot.

Wish I would of stayed longer, its radio 1 next week

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 08:47

Didnt think you lot had radios now there

And i wouldnt Class you Sheep shaggers to be from the North East either! :ban: :ban: :ban:

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:49

haha down here, your the guys still wearing kappa and living in the 90s, have a word with yourself you northen monkey.

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 08:51

Kappa

We all just to call the Chav Kappa slappers ha ha ha:clapping: :clapping:

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:52

lol

Dan - was the banana bar still open? Funky Monkeys?

saxodan

11th July 2007, 08:54

lol

Dan - was the banana bar still open? Funky Monkeys?

Banna bar was good, went to a hed kandi night

funky moneys, the girls on the next hotel room were talking about it, but we didnt go

only place I missed was coyote ugly

poco loco is very good too

Robb

11th July 2007, 08:56

the girls from the three lion's pub

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/DannyBoyLeckie/06%20Holidays/01%20Magaluf%202005/BL3UJCo.jpg

id hate to work with people like that if i was the one on the right.

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 08:58

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:05

I saw someone get stabbed in banana bar lol.

Funky monkeys was cool they had some seats that looked proper comfy so i jumped on them, turned out they was plastic, i just bounched straight off onto the floor. Winded lol

Cant believe you didnt go to the Coyote bar. its the shizzle.

Did you go to the square behind BCM? where the strip/pole dancers went?

How about Heavens the strip club?

went to heavens strip club

thats the night I got smashed on vodka red bull

my mate got the visa out and racked 200 notes up on private dances the fool

behind bcm only in the day lol

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 09:07

weak lol, on the square far corner i think it was the BCM Bar, they had pole dancers on everynight lol

Did you get offered Drugs and Ladys from the Black guys on the street corners?

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:10

weak lol, on the square far corner i think it was the BCM Bar, they had pole dancers on everynight lol

Did you get offered Drugs and Ladys from the Black guys on the street corners?

"lookey lookey men"

they are class

selling glasses, they know hardly any English so pick up words and phrases, the one we saw a lot allways asked us " wanna some badboyz shades"

lol

but yeah they were offering coke and a bit of smoke, ridiculas prices to minght I add lol

saw one getting busted at our table too trying to sell us a watch, cop comes over shows him the badge and grabs him lol

got another couple of stories about them too lol

leeroybrown

11th July 2007, 09:15

Sounds like its the place to be

Think me and a few mates are going there 2nd week in August!

AdamW

11th July 2007, 09:17

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:20

Magaluf used to be good.........supposedly a pure sausage fest now...

Few mates came back from Malia other day and said it wasnt worth the money either.......british bombard these places...mostly male.

Bulgaria is the place to be so ive heard

BCM was a sasuage fest

but there were a few tidy girls about mind

the two balconies next to us and the one below was packed with girls

they are quite young though

most 18 max

lots of 17 year olds

they are all freindly though and a good laugh

id go back, was worth the money, but not the hangover and the sleepyness im feeling now lol

AdamW

11th July 2007, 09:25

Its good to get the Magaluf trip out of your system and say you have done it.......one thing I will always remeber from Magaluf was when I walked back to hotel on my own about 4am and got lost and some black prozzy ask to give me a bj.....I thought about it and thought fuck it mayswell......

We went down some dodgy alley and I was like seriously limp from being in sea allday and knew I wouldnt get it up.....so when she went on her knees I legged it.....lol

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 09:27

mine was the police nocking the hell outa of our door at 6am telling us to turn the music off hahahaa

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:29

mine was the police nocking the hell outa of our door at 6am telling us to turn the music off hahahaa

police are absolutley brutal

one kid got beat the shit out of by them

I had to leave the hotel or they were called lol

was on the beach chatting to these two birds with my mate and they were shouting 5 of them got bats out and kicked the light out on the walk way and stormed the beach ahaha

we legged it

AdamW

11th July 2007, 09:34

We also through a bottle of water at Pat Sharpe

Delboy75

11th July 2007, 09:35

Been to magaluf twice, in 97 and 99.

It was full of fanny then, was told its full of geezers now .

Both times we stayed at the fiesta jungla, top place to stay, about a minute from bcm.

Easily my fave place for lads holidays.

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:39

We also through a bottle of water at Pat Sharpe

Pay sharp hahahahaha

fuck that, we went to BCM that night instead

all the reps were like "you missed a class night"

but did pat sharp get his tits out for a glow stick?

I think not..

AdamW

11th July 2007, 09:42

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:46

When the lasers and shit kick in at BCM its a wicked night.....although sweaty spanish men with there shirts off wind everyone up........

When we were there.....we saw Tim Westwood, DJ Sammy (hahahaha) Dave Pearce, Axwell, shit loads of them........

Also the n00bs on the street wind me up....those stupid reps...."Come in here and get a jug of vodka red bull free.......go in there and they give you a jug filled with ice to make it look full.....drink that and dont bother buyin any drinks lol

lol dont work like that

was like buy a pint and get a free shot

then you had to remind them 2 or 4 times for the shot before they gave you some waterd down peach shanps :/

bcm I got free champers a few times

edit- REACH FOR THE LASERS hahaha

awesome stuff that was

AdamW

11th July 2007, 09:50

lol dont work like that

was like buy a pint and get a free shot

then you had to remind them 2 or 4 times for the shot before they gave you some waterd down peach shanps :/

bcm I got free champers a few times

edit- REACH FOR THE LASERS hahaha

awesome stuff that was

Yeh we had free champers........mate won a dance competition hahahahaha double dropped ftw

One bar plays hip hop music cant think whats its called........we went in there and got friendly with bird behind bar as it was just over road from our hotel.....we used to go in there everyday and she gave us free shots....one night she mixed 3 colours of absinth on one half pint glass and let us drink in.....I drank 3fingers of it and then re-decorate there bathroom.....hahaha

saxodan

11th July 2007, 09:53

Yeh we had free champers........mate won a dance competition hahahahaha double dropped ftw

One bar plays hip hop music cant think whats its called........we went in there and got friendly with bird behind bar as it was just over road from our hotel.....we used to go in there everyday and she gave us free shots....one night she mixed 3 colours of absinth on one half pint glass and let us drink in.....I drank 3fingers of it and then re-decorate there bathroom.....hahaha

niiiice

I analyated a few toilets on the way haha

was it toyoko joes?

Not a fan of rnb and hip hop so didnt go there

mate had adsynthe, came home broke a mirror colapsed and the maid woke him up mopping round him lol

Robb

11th July 2007, 09:55

Adam did you do any dancing during this holiday?

or did you do the textbook, sit down let the females come to you?

AdamW

11th July 2007, 10:04

Adam did you do any dancing during this holiday?

or did you do the textbook, sit down let the females come to you?

Robb mate I leave the dancing to black guys and gay guys.......real men dont dance....standard procedure....

It may have looked like I was dancing but it was proabably just my body twitching from copius amounts of heavily cut drugs

Robb

11th July 2007, 10:19

Robb mate I leave the dancing to black guys and gay guys.......real men dont dance....standard procedure....

It may have looked like I was dancing but it was proabably just my body twitching from copius amounts of heavily cut drugs

ahahaha.

good. was worried for a second there.

saxodan

11th July 2007, 10:25

coshycosh88

11th July 2007, 10:26

had a mental night on sunday, started off in chaplains doing the party games and ended up in bcms from 2 til 6 then somehow ended up in the sea! got a cold now from it lol

AdamW

11th July 2007, 10:26

lmao

should of got on the dance floor

boring sat on the side with a pint in your hand

get where the action is

Pint and a shot and a cigar and designer gear......ladies come knocking tbh

Clouds_mate

11th July 2007, 10:27

we all went skinny dipping after the guy got stabbed in bananas.

Was ill for two days. Never drive into the sea with your mouth open lol

saxodan

11th July 2007, 10:27

had a mental night on sunday, started off in chaplains doing the party games and ended up in bcms from 2 til 6 then somehow ended up in the sea! got a cold now from it lol

haha I think that was the night I got totally smashed out my face becuase I missed the boat ride on monday lol

the beach is just plain dirty at night

what hotel were you at buddy?

JimoVTR

11th July 2007, 11:05

My turn to go on the 24th!
Stayin at the cocunut appartment place i think!

saxodan

11th July 2007, 11:09

My turn to go on the 24th!
Stayin at the cocunut appartment place i think!

nice one mate!!!

Make sure to spread the word about tewkesbury lol

we met a few people from the forest of dean and cheltenham out there

also a few gloucester lads!

you flying from Bristol too?

AdamW

11th July 2007, 11:11

We also went in sea at like 4am and some girls come along....one sat on beach and said "I cant swim" we all thought she was joking......we picked her up and threw her in...............

She couldnt swim