ring sting! i want to scratch..

[lambinator]

got really bad ring sting anyone know how to fight the temptation to have a scratch?? lol, think i'm gonna shove some ice cubes up my butt hole!

last time i ever eat very hot spicey curries lol

[Leo]

wrong section, this is more like general

[Robb]

PM AdamW for all issues concerning bum hole pain...

you know the saying 'go straight to the cause'

[Predator_R32]

get the shower head up your arse to get the winnits off :p

then use some vaseline or sudacrem :y:

[ScottyD-VTS]

get the shower head up your arse to get the winnits off :p

then use some vaseline or sudacrem :y:

talking from experience there pred ;)

[Predator_R32]

i am used to get it a lot on production lines lol, used to carry a big tub of sudacrem in my bag :p

[Barry123]

sounds like you have an acute touch of aids.

[Baz]

sudacrem tbh lol

[ScottG17]

rind stings a bastard!! its sore,itch all things bad... but u cant scratch cuz u will make a cunt o yrself.... my advice.... lay of the curries :clapping: :A:

[Predator_R32]

sounds like you have an acute touch of aids.

off you babe :p

[djmartin]

you could simply say dam i got a right wedgey then at the same time u sorting ur pants out give the hole a good old scratch lol

you may end up having to was ur boxers twice tho for u may make a brown imprint in them ROFLLLLLLLLLL.

personally lay of the dam curries and give ur assa wash and get those clingons off ur ass ok lol.

(cant belive we are talking about someones ass hole here lol what is this world coming to HAHAHA)

[Predator_R32]

clingons lol, i call them winnits cos they winnit come off :p

[Mitchell]

scratch n sniff my man, scratch n sniff.

[lambinator]

cheers for the advice guys, i've found passing wind gives a breif comfot of air de-heating the itchy ring lol. but i've jsut finished work early (3am lol) due to gut ache and the squirts. me thinks i got the shits from under cooked food...... damm i hate feeling ill