advice needed

[R4T]

ok the situation is my local boozer has just took on a new chef a month ago, i got chatting to him had a few nights drinking with him hes an alrite chap from bradford hes (42) so anyway yesterday i was at the bus stop with my bird as she went home,he was going to the same area.....

in the bus stop he was speaking no problem then he got on the bus went over and sat beside my missus and asked if she wanted to go to his for a drink (alcohol) and carried on further to say to her if your boyfriend hurts you tell him ill kick his f**n head in.

,how would any of you lot reacted to this?he does not know my gf first time he saw her was at the bus stop

[Jacko]

Kick his head in! Done!

[R4T]

thats what i was thinking

[xsmile_be_happyx]

I wouldnt, youll just get classed as a violent thug, he wasnt to know that she was your girlfriend, just tell him to stay clear of her and you

[R4T]

I wouldnt, youll just get classed as a violent thug, he wasnt to know that she was your girlfriend, just tell him to stay clear of her and you

ah but he does know its my gf,as he previously knew i had a missus,as i kissed her i guess he sorta guessed she was my missus lol

[Jacko]

he chats up your girl at the same time he threatens to kick your head in.....HMMMMM thats a tough one...at least have a word with him, if he acts the hard man, show him whos boss!

[Danhunt]

Pint glass in the face, do it when he doesnt expect it, eg in the middle of having a pint with him

[xsmile_be_happyx]

ah but he does know its my gf,as he previously knew i had a missus,as i kissed her i guess he sorta guessed she was my missus lol

well maybe he thought you looked scary! lol, dont resort to violence, it wont sort anything, and it will just make you look bad, just have a word with him, and dont threaten him!

[R4T]

he chats up your girl at the same time he threatens to kick your head in.....HMMMMM thats a tough one...at least have a word with him, if he acts the hard man, show him whos boss!


he always talks about people saying hes going to kick there heads in if they do sumfin wrong,put it like this hes a 5 foot 5 skinny rat his bitch has more chance of beating me up

[R4T]

Pint glass in the face, do it when he doesnt expect it, eg in the middle of having a pint with him

haha dont tempt me

[Jacko]

he always talks about people saying hes going to kick there heads in if they do sumfin wrong,put it like this hes a 5 foot 5 skinny rat his bitch has more chance of beating me up

BINGO ive solved the problem....he has small man syndrome!!
Tell him to leave her alone or you'll kick his head in..and he'll soon back off!:y:

[R4T]

BINGO ive solved the problem....he has small man syndrome!!
Tell him to leave her alone or you'll kick his head in..and he'll soon back off!:y:


i doubt hed back off hes got a hell of a temper lol gets very wild very easy but still im 6 foot i could just bitch slap him into next week :drink:

[Row_Row]

kick his ass sea-bass ... i think i wudda dropped the nut by now.. he is bang outa order... just gotta hope he aint a 5ft 5 karate champion ... they are evil little beggars !! lol take u by suprise !!
but yer... i agree with the dont resort to violence theory ... this calls for god damn brutality haha

[Kelly]

Polite chat and just say you'd never hurt her end of... and maybe ask him what he was trying to achieve. Some blokes say this to girls as a way of chatting them up so just tell him straight but in a nice way

[Jacko]

Polite chat and just say you'd never hurt her end of... and maybe ask him what he was trying to achieve. Some blokes say this to girls as a way of chatting them up so just tell him straight but in a nice way

Make himself sound like a twat infront of an agressive munchkin! bad idea!

[R4T]

Polite chat and just say you'd never hurt her end of... and maybe ask him what he was trying to achieve. Some blokes say this to girls as a way of chatting them up so just tell him straight but in a nice way


you got that rite,i dont hit woman i dont have a reputation for it or anything so he has no reason to threaten me the little twat!!! and yeh hes trying to look good by looking like he cares for her and his male pride kicks in by saying hell knock me out haha im tempted the pub is a minute walk from mine walk in the kitchen and batter him about the place but wheres that going to get me?
considering i have been arrested for stuff before i dnt think knocking him out is my best option but jsut as long as you people agree it shudnt be hapening then i know im not over reacting lol

[R4T]

Make himself sound like a twat infront of an agressive munchkin! bad idea!

heres a random fact lol the website i bought my citreon ax from there username was MUNCHKIN hahaha quality you mention that word,anyway bk on topic lol

[Kelly]

Make himself sound like a twat infront of an agressive munchkin! bad idea!

would be much worse if he started on him if he's a nutter... all he needs to do is make it known that he won't accept him saying things like that to his girlfriend cos he wouldn't hurt her etc

[Jacko]

heres a random fact lol the website i bought my citreon ax from there username was MUNCHKIN hahaha quality you mention that word,anyway bk on topic lol

That was random to say the least lol!

[R4T]

would be much worse if he started on him if he's a nutter... all he needs to do is make it known that he won't accept him saying things like that to his girlfriend cos he wouldn't hurt her etc

the end of the day its only words hes coming out with he knows i cud flatten him

[Kelly]

you got that rite,i dont hit woman i dont have a reputation for it or anything so he has no reason to threaten me the little twat!!! and yeh hes trying to look good by looking like he cares for her and his male pride kicks in by saying hell knock me out haha im tempted the pub is a minute walk from mine walk in the kitchen and batter him about the place but wheres that going to get me?
considering i have been arrested for stuff before i dnt think knocking him out is my best option but jsut as long as you people agree it shudnt be hapening then i know im not over reacting lol

don't go kicking his head in if you've been done for stuff like that before cos you'll end up worse off than him imo. Maybe its best to just agree to disagree.

Tell him you can understand from a point of view he's trying to protect her, you don't know what his intentions are but either way you don't need her looking after because you do that yourself

Violence is never the best answer lol

[R4T]

That was random to say the least lol!

very random lol going to nickname it project munchkin lol

[Jacko]

would be much worse if he started on him if he's a nutter... all he needs to do is make it known that he won't accept him saying things like that to his girlfriend cos he wouldn't hurt her etc

But make yourself sound like a pussy and he will think he can push him around and hit on his burd any time he likes...show himwhos boss and be done with it!:afro:

[R4T]

don't go kicking his head in if you've been done for stuff like that before cos you'll end up worse off than him imo. Maybe its best to just agree to disagree.

Tell him you can understand from a point of view he's trying to protect her, you don't know what his intentions are but either way you don't need her looking after because you do that yourself

Violence is never the best answer lol

i know i know,but he dosnt know the lass,this is my point 1:hes trying to get her to his house,to drink,shes pregnant 5weeks, 2:nobody else has come up to me or her and said il get a kick in if i hurt her,so his intentions are clear!!! hes a sleezy prick

[Kelly]

But make yourself sound like a pussy and he will think he can push him around and hit on his burd any time he likes...show himwhos boss and be done with it!:afro:

There are ways and means of getting the point across without looking a 'pussy' or using violence. Like I say violence is not the answer... its not that bad that violence needs to be used to put the point across

[Kelly]

Did your girlfriend not put him in his place when he asked her to go to his for a drink and when he said about 'if you ever hurt her'?

Sorry, maybe I'm just a big mouth but if it was me he was talking to I'd have told him to GTF simple :p

[R4T]

Did your girlfriend not put him in his place when he asked her to go to his for a drink and when he said about 'if you ever hurt her'?

Sorry, maybe I'm just a big mouth but if it was me he was talking to I'd have told him to GTF simple :p

yes she did tell him to fuk,tbh she was a little scared he kept talking bout me sayin shit!!!!

and tbh shes 1 of not many gf's that will tell another guy to get to fuk!!!

[Kelly]

yes she did tell him to fuk,tbh she was a little scared he kept talking bout me sayin shit!!!!

If she's really that upset about it and I can understand if she's pregnant she'll be a bit more emotional then just put him in his place

[Japman]

smash him up

[R4T]

If she's really that upset about it and I can understand if she's pregnant she'll be a bit more emotional then just put him in his place


in other words quick left hooker on his eye and tell him to keep his distance lol

[xsmile_be_happyx]

if someone was slaggin my man, id tell them where to go, a lot of girls would do it

i think your lookin into too deep, dont be aggressive, cause ull be the one that comes off worse as ive already said, maybe hes heard from other people about the crap thats happened before and thinks if u can hurt others u can hurt her? maybe hes just lookin out for her

[R4T]

smash him up

was gona head butt him but hed need 5 yellow pages and me down on my knees to actually reach his head lmfao

[Jacko]

yes she did tell him to fuk,tbh she was a little scared he kept talking bout me sayin shit!!!!

and tbh shes 1 of not many gf's that will tell another guy to get to fuk!!!

either do something bout it or just steer clear of him..guy sounds liek an asshole! Your burd seems sound as, so youve no worries with her.. so its up to you weather you take maters further...i personaly woulda punched the head off the fella...but as said it is far from the "right" thing to do!

[R4T]

if someone was slaggin my man, id tell them where to go, a lot of girls would do it

i think your lookin into too deep, dont be aggressive, cause ull be the one that comes off worse as ive already said, maybe hes heard from other people about the crap thats happened before and thinks if u can hurt others u can hurt her? maybe hes just lookin out for her

true but the gbh thing was on a male not a female,and i do look into things to much but im being over protective of her

[Kelly]

in other words quick left hooker on his eye and tell him to keep his distance lol

Well thats up to you really. But if he doesn't leave her alone I'd say its necessary :p

[xsmile_be_happyx]

true but the gbh thing was on a male not a female,and i do look into things to much but im being over protective of her

yeh i know, but hes maybe thinkin u might do it to her, not saying u would though, just ignore him

[Japman]

was gona head butt him but hed need 5 yellow pages and me down on my knees to actually reach his head lmfao


in that case id upper cut him

EDIT: i read it wrong,id stamp on him then

[R4T]

either do something bout it or just steer clear of him..guy sounds liek an asshole! Your burd seems sound as, so youve no worries with her.. so its up to you weather you take maters further...i personaly woulda punched the head off the fella...but as said it is far from the "right" thing to do!

its my local pub and the tosser i cannot avoid at all costs!!!

he was also telling my missus he has bought half the hotel haha my friend owns it and he has not sold any of it!!!

[R4T]

in that case id upper cut him

leave his legs hanging out the ceiling lmao

[R4T]

i will have a word in a while if he seems ignorant towards my warning then im just gna turn and put him on the deck

[Kelly]

Sounds to me like the guys a bit weird/desperate and his d*ck's seen nothing but Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters and a seedy porno for a few years

There's only one person ever said to me 'If xxxxxx ever hurts you I'll smash his face in' and that was my crazy cousin (I swear he's like one of them lads off Green Street lol)

[R4T]

Sounds to me like the guys a bit weird/desperate and his d*ck's seen nothing but Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters and a seedy porno for a few years

There's only one person ever said to me 'If xxxxxx ever hurts you I'll smash his face in' and that was my crazy cousin (I swear he's like one of them lads off Green Street lol)

he has had a girlfriend for 4years

[Kelly]

he has had a girlfriend for 4years

still has a girlfriend? if so then just tell her...

[johnny_vts]

Do what a real man would do...nothing. Just be smug in the satisfaction that the guy is 42 and flipping burgers in a local boozer for a living...

[R4T]

Do what a real man would do...nothing. Just be smug in the satisfaction that the guy is 42 and flipping burgers in a local boozer for a living...

lol part time yeh hes got his own electrical business

[R4T]

still has a girlfriend? if so then just tell her...

stil does yeh

[terry_vtr]

i recon ever smack im or giv his girlfriend one that will shut him up

[R4T]

im not going to hit his gf lol

[R4T]

jsut going to phone the pub and ask what it was about what he said to her

[terry_vtr]

just thought you could put a bomb in the kitchen and when he turns on the oven youre problem will be sorted lol

[R4T]

lol omg!!!! i seem the sort of person to cheat or hurt her WTF is that about we swopped words he was stuttering so he must have hung the phone up lmao oh ok that wasnt w3hat i expected lol

[Jacko]

im not going to hit his gf lol

he ment bang his burd lol not hit her!:y:

[R4T]

just thought you could put a bomb in the kitchen and when he turns on the oven youre problem will be sorted lol

more satisfaction in leaving my cat boot print on his head and bitch slap to his midget nose

[R4T]

he ment bang his burd lol not hit her!:y:

that would defeat the purpose of the thread me shaging his bird,that would then give him every rite to threaten me to my missus because i would be cheating on her,who suggested that lol

[R4T]

rite ive had enough

[Jacko]

that would defeat the purpose of the thread me shaging his bird,that would then give him every rite to threaten me to my missus because i would be cheating on her,who suggested that lol

Wasnt my idea lol!:P

[Chris]

Drive her home in future you tight git.

Chris :)

[R4T]

Drive her home in future you tight git.

Chris :)

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