Need the Loo Anyone?

[Ryan21]

This is my mechanics toilet, notice the brown patch at the front from repetative tale resting and piss drowning.

Its lovely.....You can always tell a good mechanic from his toilet, if its clean then he obviusly spends more time on housework than mending your car...

Here she is.....

[Ryan21]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q269/Roddis1984/Image008-1.jpg

[John]

Lmao we used to have one in garage it was some state but removed it to fit the ramp in.

[MaRiO89]

WTF?!..

[Leo]

looks like the one on trainspotting

[Ryan21]

Isn't she a Beaut....

As you can gather I pissed in it, didn't do a number 2 though....

[Robb]

haha, can jus imagine running in, turtle head poking, seeing that then trying to place bits of toilet paper round the seat as you try and hold it in.

haha

[Karl]

could eat my dinner off that!

[Ryan21]

haha, can jus imagine running in, turtle head poking, seeing that then trying to place bits of toilet paper round the seat as you try and hold it in.

haha


TBH Robb, I could have really done with lowering a full mashing, but like you as soon as i got there I thought nah....I'll just piss for now

[Kelly]

Bet you don't get many customers asking to use your loo lol

[Ryan21]

Bet you don't get many customers asking to use your loo lol


It was even worse up close Kel, We wont go into the smell darlin x

[Noddy]

Thats just wrong...

[Saxy1]

lol that is wrong !

[Harv]

urgh....thats sick.

Get some MrMuscle on the go mate :y:.

[Ryan21]

urgh....thats sick.

Get some MrMuscle on the go mate :y:.

I was thinking more along the lines of plastic explosives?

[Ryan21]

Where is Barry Scott when you need him???

BANG!!!!

[Ste]

I love working in head office.....


Nice shiny loos

[Ryan21]

I love working in head office.....


Nice shiny loos

Maybe, But your best mate has probably knocked one out in there on many occasion.

Just remember that the next time you sit down to drop a mashing!

[xsmile_be_happyx]

that is minging lol

[Graham]

you need to get them ladies off 'how clean is your house' in :P

[Martinsaxo]

Thats just wrong! lol

Martin.

[Japman]

looks like the one on trainspotting

2nd that,that is foul

[liamk15]

remember thats there is more bacteria on your chopping board then on your toilet seat.....

[insane_saxo]

Get some CILIT BANG!!! on that shite!

[Tupps]

clean as a whistle tbh

[Predator_R32]

im having second thoughts with taking up plumbing now :p

[stevenet15]

thats nasty, i hate it when u have to hover above the toilet to take a dump because u cant sit down.

Stevenet15's Top Toilet Tip:
drop a few shreads of toilet paper down the bowel before you take a shit, this gives the poo something to land on and brake the fall so that way u wont get any splash back.


gota hate splash back it allways hits the bum hole never the cheek allways the hairly hole

[Predator_R32]

lol steve your very expieriened with toilets aint ya :p

what about skid marks on the bowl, how can i stop that???

[bullit]

looks like the one on trainspotting

looks like the one in your bathroom

[jaybiss]

this a work toilet?

[stevenet15]

lol steve your very expieriened with toilets aint ya :p

what about skid marks on the bowl, how can i stop that???

well if u do the few shreads of paper first then make sure ur bum is center to the pan, then when u poo it hits the paper which sorta shields the poo and stops it skimming the side as it goes under. If u have a realy smelly shit light a match as it realy does hide the smell.

I hate it when u have a realy big poo it feels like your shitting glass and brings water to the eye, you dont wana push coz it hurts but u gota get it out, lucky i have a beday (however u spell it) so i can splash my rim after

[Predator_R32]

lol crazy mofo :p have some rep :y:

ill do that then cos im forever using the toilet brush, just cant aim it right due to the bowl being really small, buts its a great toilet it uses hot water so the bowl is warm when you sit on it :p

[stevenet15]

lol crazy mofo :p have some rep :y:

ill do that then cos im forever using the toilet brush, just cant aim it right due to the bowl being really small, buts its a great toilet it uses hot water so the bowl is warm when you sit on it :p

i must spread the love before i can rep u back pred, anyone else got some top poo advice? lmao

[Jimmy-Boy]

if u think ur consterpated do squats (bobing up and down with ur knees) before dumping your load, btw nice toilet!

[argylefan1985]

thats nasty, i hate it when u have to hover above the toilet to take a dump because u cant sit down.

Stevenet15's Top Toilet Tip:
drop a few shreads of toilet paper down the bowel before you take a shit, this gives the poo something to land on and brake the fall so that way u wont get any splash back.


gota hate splash back it allways hits the bum hole never the cheek allways the hairly hole

this technique also saves time in scrubbing the bowl. as it effectivly "parcels" the turd thus no skimming on the bottom of the pan saving you the hassle of having to get the brush out.

[samcook]

plain wrong