For a time, I was atteneding Sax-P meets as a pasenger.

It was when my 106 was in the "Will be done next week" phrase.

Thats lasted 18 months.


Anyway, When you do a car club meet, theres one big problem to socialising.

Cars.


You turn up, no one gets out.

I tried to change that by running around with cookies, brownies and other such ammenities.

My nan was right. A bit of cae and the convo roles.


My own [URL="http://www.voguefm.co.uk"]website[/URL]...

I have no skills with photoshop.

I got bored downloading every version to find it in italien or mexican or what not.

"ke?"

Anyway, i use MX Fireworks. Its out dated, its under powered.

But i like it.

And without, me and Dan Akroyd would never be in a band together.

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2 Stars.

Hit anything head on. fail.
You get Airbag face. fail
A smashed arm. fail
dislocated elbow. fail
And 3 days being cleaned by nurses. win.

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Short and sweet.

£3,000 is best spent on a cheap new car than an expensive old one.

See too many chavs buying old M3s and wrecking them.

Stick to a Corsa young chap. Or a clio.
You live longer in them.

Just got back from majorca. Free holiday, had to be done.

Turns out my sisters camera is actually waterproof:

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We were staying at a friends apartment so ment we were treated like kings.

We got there and had a Mercedes GL and a 911 Carrera 4S to run around in.

Alas, insuring myself on either was financially retarded.

We had full use also of the guys mastercraft:
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Those in Essex may have heard of DesireFM.
Its been on various frequencies - 87.5FM 87.7FM, 90.2FM 92.1FM (Currently)

Anyway. Those of you unfamiliar will think that a Pirate radio station's greatest fear is OFCOM.


These guys:
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The real factor deters pirates are other pirates

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Anyway.

This little scamp, self proclaimed "Killa" is out...

I dont normally do serious.
Im an idiot where ever i am, go or wake up in.

But this is for a worthy cause and i feel the more people know, the better the outcome will be for those we are trying to help.

[CENTER]VogueLIVE @ Oxygen Club [Bedford] - October 30th 2008

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[size=6][size=7]VogueLIVE Charity Event [/size]
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[size=6]for The St Thomas Lupus Trust[/size]
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My pal Matt Thomas (Hard Dance fans keep an eye out for him) has just moved into his new pad.

[B]HOUSE WARMING PARTY![/B]

His flat is awesome, its on the top floor and has a 40ft balcony overlooking Canary Wharf.
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The house warming party was a pre-party for the Hard Dance night Frantic 11 being held in London.

Nothing like getting in the mood with some beers and random swearing.

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Everyone has a family wedding every summer.
August bank Holiday.

You see all the usual faces there.

In my family, swear its the same woman getting married everytime.

Anyway, this time my Aunty was getting the surname Smith:

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nice and easy to remember i suppose.

Anyway. got there.
Did my kick ass singing of Lord of the Dance.
Got out the church.
Put on my "unexicted...

Oh Hai!

My Names Rem.

I DJ. I do a killer mushroom float in the Sea.

I like lying inbetween boobies:

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So I DJ. Im not on BBC Essex with magical controlling rules.

Arrrrgh I be on a Pirate.
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A Pirate you say?
When you DJ on a pirate, there are three rules.

1. Never use your rea name....

For those that live in essex, they'll know of a place called Marsh Farm.

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As it stands, its a normal working farm, however you can run around until your heart explodes feeding animals and playing on swings and general being an idiot.

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One day i'll be the worlds most awesome dad. In the meantime, im the worlds greatest pretend...