Not fancy abit of mischief in my car auds?

;)

Bit small isn't it ;)

Havent ventured it out in the car yet. But it could be arranged. ;)

It could :P what car do you have?

:homme:

You have read my "its been a while thread" dont. ;)

Theres always my parents focus. :P

Erm no I don't believe I have....or at least I can't remember my life has been hectic of late lol :P

I now want to read it though :P

They do have more room haha ;)

Pmsl. :P

Yas, they are quite big compared to my motor. ;)

Doesn't Hannah have a focus? ;)

HG has gone on it iirc?

Lol is that micra really your car? :P awwwww you know what in all honestly I actually don't like micra's but if that really is yours it actually is alright haha :P

And you haven't really named her Audrey :omg: hahahahaha :fcuk:


All of us could fit in and have a 3some of 4some if you fancy Craig ;)

It is. :oops:

Yep its called Audrey. Its a nice name. ;)

hehehe :P it is the best name :P lol :A:

So what engine is in her then?

1.0 :homme:

Its not about the engine its about how comfy the seats are. ;)

Auds airbags FTW ;) They could stop a bus!

You two need to get a room! or a private chat :homme:

So do we ;) :homme:

PM ME BABE xxxxxx

Lol well depends on what you're doing on them....but it needs some go in it haha....sleeper ftw ;)

Loool Si :P

No a car :fcuk: hahaha

i think this comment was refering to the size of your penis. not your car.

hehehe well you told me he wasn't blessed in that area :P

Bigger the engine the smaller the dick ;) Glad i have a 1.1 :A:

I'm not going to lie. I have an erection due to Auds and the word airbags.



You know you all have too. Don't judge.

oh is that how it works lol....so you men compensate by buying a big powerful car brum brum :P lol

everyone knows that if you have a modified car, you penis grows about 2ft per mod. but engine size is the begining size of your penis. big engine = massive dick. IN MY OPINION

Whatever floats ya boat Carra :P lol :panic:

We all know I have the biggest Penis, go home boys ;)

I thought moke was the biggest penis here :S

Thats the one on his head Si, not in his pants :P

Pmsl :P

My boat is the size of a yacht right now...


Boom. There goes the touchdown..

hahaha how did I know you'd come back with words to that effect haha :P

boats come in all different sizes :A:

Least if the yacht goes down in an emergency auds can be used as a flotation device ;)

Filth :P

lmfao you are on a roll tonight ;) haha

Pmsl, plenty. ;)

lol ;)

Tim I mean Jay...mine was a lifeboat...and is now a P&O Ferry BOOMM!!

Just waiting for you to hit the red wine again ;)

:A:

I still can't get over your car being called Audrey hehe....I've never come across a car with my name before :fcuk:

I've already started lmao :P hehe :A:

this is mine. very modern i do believe. also its the biggest one in the world. :y: