Haha. Well.. it needed a name and that sprung to mind. ;)

reminds me of a pelican lol :p

you put on weight ;)

and which one of the many 'women' would this be?

lol that is not the usual kind of name to spring to ones mind.....but I approve :A: :D

There's mine. I'm loaded up to the max. It's not the size but the way you use the ship...and mines all ready for some destruction baby..

You sure are right there....it's all well and good having a big one but if you don't know how to ride the waves with it then it is a waste ;)

I thought you would. ;)

:A:

I've got plenty of weapons of mass destruction you can play with Auds..

:D I should have a ride in this car with my name tbh :P

haha I love firing guns :P

Auds hasn't been surrounded by this many fully loaded weapons since her 18th birthday ;)

Just kidding hun, we all love you :P

Maybe you should. ;)


:cool:

LOL I was in the RAF cadets hehe I fired some fully loaded weapons and it was awesome :P haha (I am actually honestly referring to real guns here btw)

Love you too :hug: :D

Maybe I could be in the driving sit ;)

You can sit anywhere you like. ;)

Auds you're making jen jealous ;)

Now there's an offer ;) I do need to see if these seats are as comfy as you say they are :P

Awwww hehe she knows she is the best ;) :P I have to have some fun when she isn't around :P

She's back wednesday ;) All the fun you can have :A: I just need to fix my video recorder ;)

Lol. :P

I dont have any pics.. but they are good enough. ;)

I know I think you should get some rest tbh before she eats you alive.....I have a tripod if you want to borrow it :P then you can join in ;) lmao

No pics :omg: :P lol I shall find out soon enough ;)

I am a tripod ;) LOL sorry i just had to :p

:cool:

Indeed. ;)

Lmao you nutter Si :P make me giggle you do :)

You'll have to let me know when you're ready....I mean free ;)

That's not all i can make you do ;) But you already know that :A:

Pmsl. ofc. ;)

Oh my gosh :P you gunna boss me about :P haha Jen is better at that :fcuk: hehe


:A: I look forward to it ;)

I'll let jen have her way like she always does ;) I'll just record it and upload it on sax-p

Loooooool that could be interesting :panic: haha pay perview mind :A:

Likewise. ;)


:A:

Lols ryy bitter much such a shame rejection hit you so hard and no bitching from me now unless that turd opens his mouth lol

Come on Gav am on here now.

You don't even need to ask :p

It can be tricky thou, but with enough effort anything is possible ;)

Can you please rename this thread to "I'm a Virgin still but want to try & convince you all I'm not"

Can you buy it back???

Not quite sure I gave mine to the right person :homme:

I does and has so much more room than a saxo ;)

Hahaha. :D

Mate you are probably the only virgin on here! Some of us have GF's ;)

Nice try though :homme:

Eh?

I honest to god didn't understand a word of that..come again?!

Rejection..am I missing something ere fatty?

You don't need to have a GF to have sex.....In fact it's better to not have a GF & that way you will get a little bit of Anal now & again.Listen to a elder like me son ;) & one day you will be king.

why would anyone want sex in a saxo? lol

LOL i get more then what you think i do. Thanks for the advice :S but thing's are just fine.
Maybe offer some of this great wisdom to one of the other members ;)

Lulz.

Safe.

I'm lost with you. WTF is she bitching on about now?