Its funny as fuck, I blazed off at some lights once and at the next junction a biker tried telling me to slow down, unfortunately for him he'd lifted his visor up to talk to me! Couple of squirts later he didnt know what the fuck to do, stuttered a moment then sped off!

People dont know where to put themselves when you squirt them with water, its comedy. Either that or I stock up on double cheeseburgers.

Rofl. Lucky he didn't get off and throw some punches. What if it was paint stripper instead of water? He wouldn't see where you were to go after you lol.

May well be that you can come off from either lane and you sliced accross him, have a check on the road markings (I don't know, you can't see from the picture)

Either way, there's no need for him to start screaming at you, nor is there any need for him to start saying he has his missus in the car etc.

You'd probs get legal action for paint stripper though!

Just crank the window down enough to get the tip out then, squirt squirt! Luckily everyone i've sprayed has just been completlely dumbfounded by what i've just done they dont know where to put themselves. Suppose one day someone might flip and try putting my window through.

Nah, road markings on the lane I was on states A38 (dual carraigeway) and the other 2 lanes don't have it on it. Also theres no lane dividers when you exit the roundabout so its the only lane you can go on to take that route.

So there I am chilling been a traffic light, just doing my job, same as every other day just changing colours and shit. When these two cars pull up, this d00d gets out the car and starting shouting some sort of weird language to some smaller person.
I thought this would be well funny to play a joke so while he was out the car I changed the lights and everyone started moving. He was still standing in the road like a silly person.
Was awesome.
Here's a picture:

Nice drawing Peej!

HAHA nice :D

Someone fired a water pistol at me when i had my moped. Then the kid driving the car kerbed it, because he was laughing so hard. I did find it funny.

why cant people understand how to use a roundabout????

Use a what?

Sat Nav other day told me to turn off at the next "Junction".

Anyone have any idea what one of those is? I thought you just turn the steery wheel thing and go where you need to.


Liam-you actually used that as your sig?! Saddoo!!!!

Had this happen to me once coming back from fishing, had my big knife in the passenger seat, wasnt there for any reason just put it there when i was finished with it. The guy banged on the window, started saying i cut him up shouting and swearing etc and i calmly said if he spoke to me in that tone again i would kill him at that point i picked up the knife and showed him it, he never apologised or anything he just left without saying a word. Yeah i could have handled it better but a quick show of a knife and problem over lol

I have no life. Leave me alone or else ill rant!! :P

would have been funny if you just both got out ur cars and held up all the trafic
massive fight !!!!!!!!

haha

fucking cunts on the road.

You should of just wound your window down like half an inch and spoke to him through that, that really winds people up. It pisses people off at the drive thru anyway.

"MY WINDOWS BROKE I CAN ONLY GET IT DOWN THIS FAR SORREH"

only time ever was when some old bastard came down a 1 way street the wrong way, him and his old wife were ranting that I should let them go (my right of way) The words fuck off and die accidently slipped out, old fucker blocks the road gets out ranting and raving, I do the same, old guy gets back into car reverses back and waves me through lol!

I LOLd.

I got chased for 5mins down back lanes by some scumbag who after I gave up, asked me why I mouthed at him. I'd only asked what was up when he stopped right next to me before the chase.

This is wrexham though, the code round here is to throw your weight around at anyone who so much as looks at you

Ive seen one, not whilst I was driving though. There was a builders tipper truck thing with 3 workmen in it, and a mercedes in front of it. I didnt see what happened but the lights were on red, and the merc's door opened, and out come this black dude, built like a brick wall, he was bloody huge, and I tell you, Ive never seen 3 grown men look so shit scared in my life! I didnt hang about to see what happened next but I bet the results were rather messy!