EPIC!!!!

lmao there class ill be using some of them next time some beatch pisses me off :P

I wouldn't shag her we your cock is a cracker ;)

a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Fow as a clogs back.

lol thats amazin :clapping:

a fanny like its been hit by a firemans axe

she has a head on her like a busted sofa

and if i was to fuck her, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

:y:

leave her face like a painters radio
fanny like the end o a pringle can

face like a dog whos been chasing parked cars...

She's so fat you'd need to roll her in dough to find her wet spot.

shes that fat, every time ive shagged her ive burnt my arse on the light bulb!!

heed like a burst fag
bull dog chewin mayonaise
banged more times than a taxi door
village bike, everyones had a shot
face like a baboon wae piles

i wouldnt shag her with yours

Face Like a dog licking piss off a nettle

Like throwing a 1p down an alley-way

Face like a blistered piss-pot

face like a melted wellie

She's had more Sausages than the butcher.....
She walks about with a mattress on her back & a 50p meter tied to it....
She takes it up the Deaf & Dumb......
She likes a good jobbie jabber.....
She maybe ugly but you don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.....

wouldnae kick her out the bed for fartin

looks like a bus reversed into her face... twice!!

she's a right growler!!

get your minge away before you poison the atmosphere