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Marky_C

3rd October 2009 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liamm (Post 3726586)

that is the maker or breaker of the night :P

It's abit of Yorkshire charm the ladies love it!
That's a lie!

Mr_X	3rd October 2009 12:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris261287 (Post 3726448)

Get your coat, you've pulled...

lol, classic

All I say is "Nice Shoes"

Jazz	3rd October 2009 12:18

You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.

Danr	3rd October 2009 12:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 3726661)

You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.

Bloody rabies...

Liam	3rd October 2009 12:29

If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)

CurtSD

3rd October 2009 12:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by liam08 (Post 3726686)

If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)

Brilliant lol

Liam	3rd October 2009 12:30

Repost. Fail.

LouisUK

3rd October 2009 13:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by liam08 (Post 3726686)

If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)

lol thats a good en.

Is you hot or am I coming down with something?

Smurphious

3rd October 2009 13:38

Would you hold it against me if I said you have a nice body?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

You've got eyes like spanners, They just made my nuts tighten!

Whilst very drunk once a girl I'd been chatting up earlier that evening was giving me some grief from for talking to her breasts. When she finished asking the ear bashing and told me to look her in the eye all I could say was 'I've made my choice' It didn't end well for us!

Rogue_Shadow

3rd October 2009 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3726663)

Bloody rabies...

:clapping: ha ha!

Bound

3rd October 2009 14:21

Hi, I know markdavid.

Liam_LFC_VTR

3rd October 2009 14:22

Wanna go outside?

scot-ish

3rd October 2009 14:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichardBound (Post 3726992)

Hi, I know markdavid.

that would work on me lol

shinner_vtr

3rd October 2009 14:35

my place or yours ?

markdavid

3rd October 2009 14:40

Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...

Jaytee

3rd October 2009 14:41

Surprise Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cosh*

Liam_LFC_VTR

3rd October 2009 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727043)

Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...

Your posts were kinda funny at the start. Now they're not.

Mike-VTR

3rd October 2009 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 3726482)

OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish. ;)

lol

haha fucking LEG-END

if i had room in my sig thisa would go straight in there

markdavid

3rd October 2009 14:54

Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...

PSPDan

3rd October 2009 14:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727078)

Thanks mate might have to use that :y:

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