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de51_Hodgey 3rd October 2009 15:06
dont be nasty show us your pasty
and
dont be shy show us your pie

djmartin 3rd October 2009 15:13
Quote:
Originally Posted by de51_Hodgey (Post 3727098)
dont be nasty show us your pasty
and
dont be shy show us your pie
wtf! lol sounds like something which would be said on a episode of shooting star hahaha.

the dove from above
the fanny from your granny lol.

I dont use chat up lines I just act bad. women love a bad boy :P

Liam_LFC_VTR 3rd October 2009 15:16


Can result in a slap if it goes wrong tbh.

nicole_ 3rd October 2009 15:17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris261287 (Post 3726531)
Nicole was easy...

I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
well your pretty rude :S

Chr15 3rd October 2009 15:18
:(

Im sorry.

Mike-VTR 3rd October 2009 15:22
excuse me miss, does this taste like rohypnol to you?

if that fails, you say:

look come on, im on first name terms with mark,david.

enthrone 3rd October 2009 15:57
grab your coat, i've got a knife.

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:01
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"

farmerchris 3rd October 2009 16:03
will you have sex with me?
she replies: no
will you lay down while i have sex with you?

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:05
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727201)
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
:clapping:

markdavid 3rd October 2009 16:19
He is prowing car care,liam is,still born again but whot. we all now Women love money best.

Dave89 3rd October 2009 16:20
I play rugby, can i show you my tackle?

danwilliams9 3rd October 2009 16:21
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!

Liamm 3rd October 2009 16:36
Quote:
Originally Posted by danwilliams9 (Post 3727242)
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!

:clapping: hahahaa!

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:38
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."

Win.

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:41
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727284)
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."

Win.
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. :hug:

J222JRA 3rd October 2009 16:42
show me where you piss from!

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:43
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan (Post 3727290)
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. :hug:
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727294)
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
:fcuk::fcuk::fcuk:

fastswat4949 3rd October 2009 16:48
That chair looks a bit soft. Do you want something harder to sit on?

markdavid 3rd October 2009 16:54
whot time of the day do like it best,all the time is a good answer,some do ...

OLLYVTS 3rd October 2009 17:25
Heres 20p phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight.

djmartin 3rd October 2009 17:29
you ask: do you like jewlery?
women replies: YES
you reply: well suck on my cock its a right jem!

TU-Tuning 3rd October 2009 17:29
Get your coat, Ive got a knife

djmartin 3rd October 2009 17:31
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben_Saxo (Post 3727422)
Get your coat, Ive got a knife
FAIL.

page 3 post 47 have a look ben lols

TU-Tuning 3rd October 2009 17:33
dagnammit lol

Rogue_Shadow 3rd October 2009 17:39
Its not rape is you shout surprise first


SURPRISE!

Mike-VTR 3rd October 2009 17:40
Quote:
Originally Posted by J222JRA (Post 3727293)
show me where you piss from!
Nice James, subtle.

LeeBBH 3rd October 2009 17:48
Get in the Van.

bald24 3rd October 2009 17:50
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I think my heart just lagged.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

I didn't bring my library card, but can I check you out?

J222JRA 3rd October 2009 17:51
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike-VTR (Post 3727459)
Nice James, subtle.
Yeap thats me hahahahaha

to be fair though i have never used this line, use with caution

markdavid 3rd October 2009 17:51
Its raining,like a lift home

stormin 3rd October 2009 17:55
Is that a mirror in your pants?
Cause I can see myself in them

is your dad a dimond theif?
Cause he stole two gems and put them in your eyes.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Rogue_Shadow 3rd October 2009 17:59
Quote:
Originally Posted by bald24 (Post 3727494)

I didn't bring my library card, but can I check you out?
:y: score

markdavid 3rd October 2009 18:13
Give us ago on your bike.

Mike-VTR 3rd October 2009 18:14
well atleast i understood the whoole of that sentence, however, it was terribad.

Gary-VTR 3rd October 2009 18:15
Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727549)
Give us ago on your bike.
LOLL Wtf

Cammy 3rd October 2009 18:18
I know.. lets play army, ill lie down, and you blow the fuck outa me!

James106 3rd October 2009 18:19
Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727549)
Give us ago on your bike.
that worked on me mate, :homme:

Bound 3rd October 2009 18:20
Topical;

http://rkellyncars.ytmnd.com/


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