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TomT 18th April 2010 22:04

Me and my hand had loads of room ?

Peter_D 18th April 2010 22:14

I did it heaps of times in the Rallye, mainly in the back which was abit awkward but once ya get in position you can pack her senseless as the suspension was really hard

Did it once in the back doggie, i was half out the door.. Was uncomfortable as fuck but managed to fire my bolt just before i was ready to call it a day, which was good

Dom 18th April 2010 22:30

Front passenger seat, slide it right back, tilt it back, her legs at the 10-2 shape, one out the window if need be and the guy with knees in the passenger footwell. Il draw a picture in a sec.

josh_gti 18th April 2010 22:30

Ive got abit of a story about this lol.

I basically bought a quiksilver but was not passed my test at the time, so the car was in my garage. One day me and my girlfriend were in the mood but my brother was in the house, so we thought fuck it lets go in the car. You no what happens next lol So the next day i come in from work to find my car had been reversed out off the garage, so i went and asked my mam what was going on, she said my nieghbour had been cutting the trees for her and he needed to get the tree cutting things out of the garage so he reversed my car onto the drive, i was like oryt i will go and pull it back into the garage ( yes i no i didnt have a license then but i only pulled it into the garage) So i get in the car go to take the handbrake off but to my surprise i find a half full condom with a knot in the end hanging over the handbrake lol I must off forgot to get rid off it after i finished , i could never look my nieghbour in the face after that , hes never said nothing about it so im thinking he never realized or he didnt want to move it incase he thought i was saving it lol epic fail lol

Luke 18th April 2010 22:34

Middle of back seats, make sure front seats are folded as if someone was to get in the back whilst she straddles you!

Simple!

Giraffe 18th April 2010 22:39

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Originally Posted by Domleydon (Post 4312309)
Front passenger seat, slide it right back, tilt it back, her legs at the 10-2 shape, one out the window if need be and the guy with knees in the passenger footwell. Il draw a picture in a sec.

Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

Dom 18th April 2010 22:44

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Originally Posted by Dave_E30 (Post 4312348)
Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

Dude, the exact same thing happened with me! No joke, I flopped, Couldn't get it up at all at the time! Moved into the back and still couldn't get it up, had to use the fingers instead. Bad times.

Image to show you what I mean.

glasgow_saxo 18th April 2010 22:45

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Originally Posted by Dave_E30 (Post 4312348)
Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

LOL ! bad times eh babe, drunk i hope?

glasgow_saxo 18th April 2010 22:47

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Originally Posted by Domleydon (Post 4312360)

Image to show you what I mean.

Lol exelant :y:

Peter_D 18th April 2010 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domleydon (Post 4312360)
Dude, the exact same thing happened with me! No joke, I flopped, Couldn't get it up at all at the time! Moved into the back and still couldn't get it up, had to use the fingers instead. Bad times.

Image to show you what I mean.

Was her snatch really that hairy?

Cov_Rob 18th April 2010 22:56

Back seats down, parcel shelf out, empty boot, front seats forwards and reclined forwards, just like doin it in a double bed ;)

Dom 18th April 2010 22:57

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Originally Posted by Peter_D (Post 4312389)
Was her snatch really that hairy?

Actually, Yes.

She never shaves it, was a fully grown hedge of a 17 year old.

The myth is true guys, Ginger hair, Ginger rat. She was blonde and had a ginger colour snatch.

Tontsy 18th April 2010 23:00

plenty of times, plenty of room...

also when it was stripped and had a full false floor, form boot lid to the back of the seats!
made it even easier!

LSOfreak 18th April 2010 23:02

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Originally Posted by Cov_Rob (Post 4312410)
Back seats down, parcel shelf out, empty boot, front seats forwards and reclined forwards, just like doin it in a double bed ;)

thats some hard boot floor lol

Mochachino 18th April 2010 23:04

fkin lol at that pic hahaha

Dom 18th April 2010 23:06

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Originally Posted by db_sax (Post 4312439)
fkin lol at that pic hahaha

The wonders of paint :y:

Chin 18th April 2010 23:08

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Originally Posted by Tom5190 (Post 4311496)
easy when your both bellow 6 ft...... getting caught by cleveland police though, fail

been there done that :homme:

ClaireHall 18th April 2010 23:09

LMAO awesome thread!!! :D

Tom_Crx 18th April 2010 23:13

Lmao, what a picutre

Saxo-SX 18th April 2010 23:13

Its boiling out there!





mik 18th April 2010 23:19

peter-d . is that a hedgehog in there

Dom 18th April 2010 23:20

For those who are currently desperate and can't get it even if they paid for it.. There's always rape..

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I GOT A KNIFE,
NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.

french_baguette 18th April 2010 23:20

haha bbq ftw

SaxoSam96 19th April 2010 00:08

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Originally Posted by glasgow_saxo (Post 4311472)
Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room :n:

How would you know?

Peter_D 19th April 2010 00:13

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Originally Posted by SaxoSam96 (Post 4312595)
How would you know?

Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop

SaxoSam96 19th April 2010 00:14

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Originally Posted by Peter_D (Post 4312598)
Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop

Oh, That's weird, she is normally okay when shes with me!

Flexible to say the least.

jeffchiz 19th April 2010 00:32

done it plenty of times in back i sit down on the back seat and let her do the work and find out where to put her limbs lol usually head and arms go on parcel shelf, ive done it in the back on my kness by gum did i have some bruises in the morning!

PSPDan 19th April 2010 00:45

My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine :(

oli208 19th April 2010 00:47

Back seats ftw

Dom 19th April 2010 00:48

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Originally Posted by PSPDan (Post 4312633)
My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine :(

Wow, dude, thats some freaky shit.

jackparkes 19th April 2010 01:20

wow that is freaky... freaky but awesome! hahaha.
the pictures you have drawn have amazing detail, i'll be sure to put them on my phone to whip out when in need!

adam2350 19th April 2010 02:09

No back seats- easy peasy.
(though it must be noted that some sort of cusioning makes the whole operation alot more enjoyable)

jony_vtr 19th April 2010 02:59

bonnet ftw!!!

VTR-Chris-VTR 19th April 2010 03:35

Gotta be backseats or bonnet in a saxo lol..........cause the front seats dont go right back :n:

Cov_Rob 19th April 2010 03:41

If a girl lay on my bonnet i'd punch her in the clunge! Could do without the dents and scratches!!
She wants to do it outside the car she best be prepared to lie on the floor!

inkedandpierced 19th April 2010 06:33

Doggy in the back :D I`ve done it in the front too and over the bonnet.

jaytay 19th April 2010 07:30

never tried car too small lol

Giraffe 19th April 2010 09:32

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Originally Posted by glasgow_saxo (Post 4312363)
LOL ! bad times eh babe, drunk i hope?

That would require me to be drink driving, which I wasn't. Couldn't sleep, thought I might as well... Wish I hadn't bothered, live and learn.

M1VT 19th April 2010 09:51

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Originally Posted by jaytay (Post 4312759)
never tried car too small lol

Same applies haha

where as the jetta,beeing a 4 door has bags of room and a HUGE bonnet...

jaytay 19th April 2010 09:57

awkward being tall lol oh well king size bed do me just fine better than seatbelt clip jammed in ur ass lol


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