i've been chased by some git in a 3 series for overtaking him

suffice to say, i lost him in the windy residentials of weaverham lol

Step out the car.
Let him hit you.
get his reg
COMPENSATION TO SPEND ON THE SAX! lol

i was chased once, by a 307 diesal it was sooo funny he couldnt keep up i was just laughing at him playing with him, the chase lasted about 10mins lol in the end i jus put my foot down and lost him straight away.

some people are never in the wrong... never

Like rich people in their Merc's and Porsche's etc?

Yeah the majority of people ive encountered who drive BMWS seem to think they own the road...:@.

Upperclass, pompus, aristocratic tw*ts tbh

I would have got my lizzard out and asked her for a bj while she was there:homme: (talk about giving her a mouthful back)

what the fuck is wrong with these people, badly marked out filter lights by the police HQ in bridgend so like he was far back saw me like too late to stop safely and hesitates giv ing me the impression dont stop and belts it out giving me the mouth (i was even in a learner car) fuck it. the L plates are a right laugh (im still learning at the moment). driving my mum home from college with a bmw up my arse for ages down the lanes national speedlimit, couldnt get passed me and the lane turns into a 30 so on the brakes i go said to my mum i forgot how sharp the brakes were then got to a blind corner and decided to stall going round it to piss him right off. He got passed me and 100m ahead stuck behind a tractor lol.

i had this when some guy as tailgating me at an undisclosed :p speed down the dual carriageway so i was looking in my mirror and called him a tosser in my mirror and sped up a bit more then came to lights at end of carriageway he gets out his car giving all the fucks about me calling him a tosser so i opened the door into his face and drove off

cunt

I find it funny how he thought you were trying to impress his GF then he starts shouting i'm going to kill you.
Yes because that is so you trying to impress her and not him.

I'd have probably lost my temper, let him hit me first then fucked him up lol
Use the bonnet of his car as a weapon of mass destruction.

What was he driving btw?

I didn't even know he had his missus in the car, didn't take note of who was in the car either. I mean't he was probably trying to show off to his missus by acting the hard man stepping out his car to gob off.

I probably would of went mental and fucked him up if he took the first hit lol.

Car was a Vauxhall Vectra, 55 plate.

Shud always keep a weapon under your seat incase things go pearshaped ;) a baseball bat, but have a ball in the car aswell so the police cant do you. Say you were just playing baseball ;)

With someones face ;)

Yeh hahaaa :D

Haha! Made me LOL!


He's probably just upset because he made a mistake in front of his bird the dick head.

Vectra says it all. Mid-life crisis, wank car, wank driver, probably has an ugly fat bird too.

No offence to Vectra drivers on here ;)

Coming back from Birmingham yesterday on the A45 where the limit is 60, had a complete fucking cock in a 206 up my arse.

He was literally 5 foot away from my car for a good 3 miles, inside lane was chock full of traffic doing about 55mph so there was no where for me to go. So I'm coming up to 2 transits in the inside lane and with about 30 metre gap between me and the vans he decides to try and cut me up on the inside and undertake me.

To save him even bothering and me slamming my brakes on and the possibility of one of the vans moving into the outside lane totalling his car and mine, i squirted the throttle the split second he moved along side me to undertake me to let him know it wasn't gonna happen. He pulls back into the outside lane and proceeds to sit on my arse about 5 foot away again. Bear in mind this is a 60 limit with plenty of gatso speed cameras on, and im sitting at 60.

So when it's clear i move into the inside lane, and Mr fucking knob jockey 206 overtakes me, pulls in front of me on the inside lane and slams his brakes on. Absolute fucking COCK. I let him have his little fucking hissy fit and dropped back a good distance away from him, i was having to do 30mph on a 60mph road just to keep a safe distance from the cunt. Then he sped off as if nothing happened.

Pure..fucking..cock.

glad you wrote that.. otherwise i would of had to slap you. (i drive my dads)

My dad has a Vectra, not a wank car imo, very good driver and my mum isnt fat.

Well said :clapping: