You remind me of A Space Hopper and You got big Ears.Are You 16,like them child bearing hips you have. do you have trouble getting shoes that size.At whot privit bush do you have your hair done. do you have a part time job at the local church,sticking your head out of the window,gargorle us babe.Do they let you out often.Have you been fed today.Whot have you done with my mate big bird,hope your not sitting on him as well as his chair...

more shouts than michale jackson

more 1 ups than mario

more pushes than a swing

I never worked on a nuke sub and the crew hated my jokes...

shes been rode more times than this bus

Ah lol, and I only got through the first 4 or 5.

Will save the rest for another time.

wouldnt need a bus if you didnt smash your car lol

crazy scots

So ugly that she will be trick or treating over the phone this haloween :clapping:

How are these scottish slaggings?

coz they are paddy hows your pal mick

ha funny ya fanny ive got 2 cars

+1.

This is the one person the quote in your sig was aimed at.

He's so deluded that he thinks that all these "slaggings" which have originated all over the country are all Scottish.

He's probably right though because those Scots are such a laugh!