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de51_Hodgey 3rd October 2009 15:06
dont be nasty show us your pasty
and
dont be shy show us your pie

djmartin 3rd October 2009 15:13
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Originally Posted by de51_Hodgey (Post 3727098)
dont be nasty show us your pasty
and
dont be shy show us your pie
wtf! lol sounds like something which would be said on a episode of shooting star hahaha.

the dove from above
the fanny from your granny lol.

I dont use chat up lines I just act bad. women love a bad boy :P

Liam_LFC_VTR 3rd October 2009 15:16


Can result in a slap if it goes wrong tbh.

nicole_ 3rd October 2009 15:17
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Originally Posted by Chris261287 (Post 3726531)
Nicole was easy...

I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
well your pretty rude :S

Chr15 3rd October 2009 15:18
:(

Im sorry.

Mike-VTR 3rd October 2009 15:22
excuse me miss, does this taste like rohypnol to you?

if that fails, you say:

look come on, im on first name terms with mark,david.

enthrone 3rd October 2009 15:57
grab your coat, i've got a knife.

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:01
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"

farmerchris 3rd October 2009 16:03
will you have sex with me?
she replies: no
will you lay down while i have sex with you?

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:05
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Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727201)
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
:clapping:

markdavid 3rd October 2009 16:19
He is prowing car care,liam is,still born again but whot. we all now Women love money best.

Dave89 3rd October 2009 16:20
I play rugby, can i show you my tackle?

danwilliams9 3rd October 2009 16:21
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!

Liamm 3rd October 2009 16:36
Quote:
Originally Posted by danwilliams9 (Post 3727242)
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!

:clapping: hahahaa!

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:38
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."

Win.

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:41
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727284)
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."

Win.
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. :hug:

J222JRA 3rd October 2009 16:42
show me where you piss from!

Danr 3rd October 2009 16:43
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan (Post 3727290)
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. :hug:
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 16:46
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Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3727294)
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
:fcuk::fcuk::fcuk:

fastswat4949 3rd October 2009 16:48
That chair looks a bit soft. Do you want something harder to sit on?


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