dont mean to brag but.

Being able to skip is nothing worth bragging about if i'm honest

no chance, they knock me sick

i seen some proper fat chick in the services the other day, looked like she had 3 sets of tits

she had a set on her chest, set on her belly, an a set on the top of her thighs, i was nearly sick!!!

an there she was in the pizza hut Q!!! fuckin ell love, take a look at yerself!!!

fat girls need loving too
















they just gotta pay :y:

lmfaro!!

not really into that big bird kind of thing but my mate uses this line everytime hes out it never really works but its classic

"orite love your in luck tonight.... im going ugly early"

Its easy to flip them over and not see the face/paper bag, a fat chick is still fat even from the back :zainy:

You would look plain silly next to a fatty

ive just asked my fella and his mate the question.
my fella didnt answer ???
his mate " depends on how wrecked he was"

personally i wouldnt,

i'd feel offended if his man boobs were bigger than my boobs.

not if you go by my little bros motto of
"f*ck them doggy style"... gravity takes everything south"


giving the impression they slim.

According to my BMA I'm obese ........... :n:

lmao

Im sorry sir, but that is kinda cuntish.

Im fat but im not obese, but even then, i do agree, obese people should pay for there health services, but im talking about people over a certain weight, people that need help to walk about, and cant get out of bed etc.

But its not that easy too loose weight, people who have never been fat dont know how hard it is, its easier to loose weight when your thin than if your fat - i lost my weight 2 times in my life then put it on, not down to my own choice but because i fucked both of my knees and tore my muscles when i was young when i used to play football atleast 3 times a week and do boxing etc, so i cant do any excercise for long periods of time now or i get ripping/tearing feeling, if i could loose the weight i would but theres no way for me to burn my calories.

yer but how big are urs?! lol

PICS OR GTFO.

there big enough. bigger than national average,

know theres i sentance i bet you cant say without lying.
"im bigger than national average"

and if you think im getting my babs out then....... think again :homme:

soz, i just assumed u wasa typical WXM bird....lol :)

that is shocking..

tbh though your probably right, lol, i moved wrexham from scotland when i was 12 and they were all at it then.

i ant no wrexham girl. or not a typical one. sorry to disapoint lol .

ah so u aint got the wxm accent then, phew

i can also say im bigger than national average.. leave that 1 to ye imagination lol

To be fair...i dont mind overweight people, we can't all be perfect. However, obese people specifically i can't stand, especially the type who genuinely don't care and then decide to stuff their faces of Greggs pasties and the like. Pisses me off, as they are exactly the type of people who abuse their bodies and expect the NHS to magically sort them out..they place such a high strain on our health service. People who are genuinely ill and need help cannot get the help they need due to selfish people like them.

Might sound a bit cuntish, but there is some truth there.

well i got a half scottish half wrexham accent..

lizzas imagination is working over time LMAO ;)

half scottish half wrexham , hahaha , what a thought lol

Ill poke anything dead or alive.

depends how drunk i was really.

noooo, if they're overly fat, they obviously cant control their life.
i like girls who actually know how to control themselves, plus i go to the gym, so she has to come to :)

Id shag a fatty and long as during I didnt find a Spare KFC chick leg inbetween her many rolls!

not read whole thread so forgive me if its already been mentioned but
i once heard if you get a big fat bird home, you got to roll her in flower to find the wet patch in order to find the entry point!

yep.. Disgusting haha.. I wouldnt bed a bloater

My mate done one before.. He said it was revolting really but he was hammered... She was the only person ive ever met that snored while she was awake !

i think fat is discusting i would'nt be able to!!

This entire thread is obviously light hearted and No offence is meant to all the Ugly fat birds that may be present here.

true they willing try anything unlike the skinny chicks out there.

you ant obese wanna come to see the girl in my shop she can knee her stomach without bedding over will try and get a pic lol

on subject had a couple of lil porkers size16/18 but 20 + thats just wrong

Rofl i shouldnt imagine many fattfatties drive saxo's i would imagine there too small :S hmmmm i wonder lol

nice to know that most of you think size 18 + is obese lol makes me feel a bit better.

i dont mind a bit of podge on a guy but if he has bigger boobs than me and cellulite, then NAH!

im a size 12 at present, weigh 11 stone 10, am 5"9.

aye iv got a bit of a belly and am by no means skinny, but iv spent my life boxing and horse riding, so i developed muscles that i just cant get rid of in my shoulders and legs. making me rather broad. so i can carry a bit of weight. but i am podgy at the minute due to winter laziness!

even at my slimmest i can only get down to about 10 stone because as everyone knows, muscle weighs more than fat. i get to about 10 stone and then i start putting on muscle weight. cant win!!

my man on the toher half, eats anything he wants and dont go over 9 and a half stone. hes skinny, but has a natural 6 pack to die for, muscles in all the right places and is the true definition of perfection in a man.... *drools*


so i reallyneed to get my ass into gear coz i look a bit tubby next to um lol!!!!

Most ugly fat girls don't think they are, hence why they squeeze into a size 12 dress and go out in public

I'm obese myself and find a lot of people's attitude on here disgusting.

Tbh Cal, it's your own fault, if you wanna eat shit all day and do no form of exercise it's to be expected no?
Wish i was as fat as you

i agree with the post above... If people have a genuine condition where they gain weight like some people .. Fair doo's But to eat totally oversized meals, Consisting of crap and No exercise then yeah.. what do people expect. Not directly at you cal.. Im just saying.. Some people do eat shit all day, mcdonalds for B D T and wonder why there Big.

your all sick lol

and l know someone who is saying they wouldnt do anyone fat and has lol lol lol

awww in all fairness not all people are big because they are fat greedy shits (to put it politely) some people are just genuinly big, big boned, large, or have gland problems.
so its a bit cruel to just be calling them all fat twats tbh

i see this all the time.....