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MuZiZZle 5th July 2014 11:48
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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6465690)
Is that because you're northern and have to work 22 hours a day to get £35, being that you're all on sub-minimum wage?
Afraid not you tubby slut, we're 24 hours here, people need their burgers!

Ross 5th July 2014 11:54
I thought you washed cars, you fucking immigrant...

MuZiZZle 5th July 2014 12:09
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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6465694)
I thought you washed cars, you fucking immigrant...
I wash your mam, with a rag on a stick!

JIMNYDAVE 16th July 2014 16:48
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Prickle 16th July 2014 16:52



Ross 16th July 2014 16:55
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Sorry... Who the fuck are you?

And I'll see your audi - and raise you.

D4MJT 16th July 2014 16:56
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad gentlemen who likely don't even own a motor carriage just relax!

I've built a Saxo Turbo before, for a chap on this very forum called Josh Jones. He then sold it to another fellow called Carl Griffis who also uses this very forum. It made 190bhp!

My twin-engined Saxo is a lot quicker than that, and has double the torque figure!! So before you bad eggs sat behind your desks, or perhaps working in McDonald's want to berate my car, ask yourselves if you could build a twin-engined car. I sincerely doubt it! It's far more probable you're 28 year old still driving Saxo's! I also have an expensive Audi that I use as a daily driver, £20,000 it's worth!

I merely carried out this exercise to see if I could achieve it and obviously I have. If you doubt me, why not bring your own cammed up cars down to Telford and I'll show you what 280bhp is actually like. Mine doesn't stall at every junction.

As for the total chump who asked why it wasn't listed in cars, well my friend, if you can actually read you will see it says "listed by eBay app" and any soul, even one with learning difficulties knows you cannot list cars on the app!

Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who have nothing better to do go buy a ripped (Ripspeed? Sp?) gearknob!!!
I've rewritten that in English and added some punctuation for the benefit of other forum users, no charge, don't worry.

Ross 16th July 2014 16:58
Cheers Matt. :)

D4MJT 16th July 2014 16:59
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!
Seen as you're actually here, fancy answering some proper questions on the build instead of shouting about your derv S-Line? :homme:

How does the gear linkage work, and pictures? Even the ad states it's hard to get into gear and should be trailered away, so it's pretty impressive you're making the 1st to 2nd change and doing the 0-60 sprint in under 3.5 seconds.

What firewall / bulkhead seperates the engine in the back from the passenger compartment?

Where is the 2nd fuel tank? The filler neck is shown in the images as being inside the boot lid at the top left?

Is the cooling as pikey as it looks?

JIMNYDAVE 16th July 2014 17:05
Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106

D4MJT 16th July 2014 17:07
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467883)
Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106
Excellent, glad to hear it. Fancy answering any of my questions? :y:

Also, just for clarity, how much was your Audi again?

JIMNYDAVE 16th July 2014 17:08
Bring your 106 up to telford next sunday and you can have a look your self if you can keep up

D4MJT 16th July 2014 17:10
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467887)
Bring your 106 up to telford next sunday and you can have a look your self if you can keep up
I doubt it, it would be down the country first off, and it's sat looking sorry for itself in the garage with a fucked rear hub. I must have missed the part where I proclaimed my 106 to be some sort of monster road weapon.

I'll assume you don't want to discuss the car you've built then, just shout about your Audi? Is it an A1? They're fairly easy to spec to £20k :y:

Prickle 16th July 2014 17:11
rite dats it guise. were gona av to sort summit. lyk a cruise dwn to see dis 20k audi nd 4x4 saxo

were wud u lyk to meat? time place. we be their.

Ross 16th July 2014 17:17
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467883)
Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106
Let's be honest though. Your "£20k audi" is financed. So... really, who gives a shit?

D4MJT 16th July 2014 17:21
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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6467897)
Let's be honest though. Your "£20k audi" is financed. So... really, who gives a shit?
Bullshit Ross.

Why would he finance a £20k Audi, he's clearly spent his cash there, that explains why the Saxo was built on credit cards!

Ross 16th July 2014 17:23
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Originally Posted by D4MJT (Post 6467898)
Bullshit Ross.

Why would he finance a £20k Audi, he's clearly spent his cash there, that explains why the Saxo was built on credit cards!
Fuck. You're so smart - I never thought of that :(

Gandi699 16th July 2014 17:44
These people make me laugh who supposedly drive this and that but can't string a coherent sentence together.


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Jizanthapus 16th July 2014 18:10
Oh, well this is.......satisfying.

By the way it was me who said it wasn't listed in cars.

Come at me bro wiv ur £20k Audi n ting

MuZiZZle 16th July 2014 19:07
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!
Wanker

stevo67 16th July 2014 19:31
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!
Highly intelligent but can't spell probably,by the sounds of it my 90bhp saxo automatic could leave you at the lights,which is saying something as a mobility scooter beat it the other day.:homme:

Yates 16th July 2014 19:38
my daily drive is a multi million pound ship

i win

stevo67 16th July 2014 19:40
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Originally Posted by Yates (Post 6467915)
my daily drive is a multi million pound ship

i win
Proper battleships.:y:

MuZiZZle 16th July 2014 21:00
You don't "drive" a ship!

I call bullshit!

Yates 16th July 2014 21:09
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Originally Posted by MuZiZZle (Post 6467930)
You don't "drive" a ship!

I call bullshit!
just cos it has worse gpm than you get

jasonmayall 16th July 2014 21:20
Wow. What have I just read?!

Probably put the very few (veerryyy few) people who might have had the slightest bit of interest, off.

Congratulations on your audi by the way. It seems you've taken a big step up to dieseltown.

I would say at least 50% of the users on this site no longer drive Saxos, instead there are some very, very nice motors owned by the user's on here. Your twenty thousand pound audi is just a drop in the ocean.

It's like me saying 'y0, my German whip was 22k new!' ... It was, but it's a fucking golf bluemotion... nothing to shout about.

Pipe down homie.

Jizanthapus 16th July 2014 21:21
Does it do 60 knots in 2nd?

MuZiZZle 16th July 2014 21:50
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Originally Posted by Yates (Post 6467932)
just cos it has worse gpm than you get
Harsh but true!

Brettles1986 16th July 2014 22:24
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Originally Posted by MuZiZZle (Post 6467930)
You don't "drive" a ship!

I call bullshit!
You drive a boat ... close enough.

Ross 16th July 2014 23:46
Apparently muz this saxo is quicker 0-60 and 0-100 than our cars. Which as said, is interesting, given that the eBay advert basically said "forget about changing gears. Ever".

ashj22 17th July 2014 00:11
fucking hilarious coming in saying i drive a 20k audi as my daily thinking hes baller LOL, laughed so hard i broke a rib.

ashj22 17th July 2014 00:25
dude 20k for an audi a4 b8 you got ripped off one here for £2 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-AUDI-...item27e763d10a ........
or has yours got a twin engine?

AntscVTR 17th July 2014 06:31
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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE (Post 6467872)
For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!
"could you build a twin engine car".. The question you need to ask yourself is why the fuck does anybody want a twin engined saxo over the alternatives? For the amount of fabricating that has gone into it you could have built a mid engined rwd turbo Saxo.. You have no decent way of controlling the power bias with your twin engined setup and it has 2 fkin gearboxes!? Twice as much servicing, double the parts + labour and for what exactly? A car that will kill you if you get rear ended on the motorway that is no more than 260bhp AT BEST and more than likely heavier than the standard car. Oh yeah, "feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp" if a cammed tu5j4 only gives 130bhp how have you got 280 with 2 standard engines?

MuZiZZle 17th July 2014 08:21
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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6467963)
Apparently muz this saxo is quicker 0-60 and 0-100 than our cars. Which as said, is interesting, given that the eBay advert basically said "forget about changing gears. Ever".
If it wouldn't cripple me financially I'd go and destroy it with the BM, whilst towing my VTS

D4MJT 17th July 2014 09:42
In all honesty, I imagine my 106 could likely lick it by the sounds of it, either from a dig purely because by the sounds of it getting gears is hard, and more likely on a track, because I really can't see the combination of not getting gears, and having the weight of another engine / 283mm rear brakes helping it get around well.

That said of course, I'm not cammed up at 130bhp claiming to have 170bhp, so that might swing the balance against me.

Although I can speak english, so I imagine I'd be able to converse with track officials and actually get on the track faster.

Ross 17th July 2014 10:09
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Originally Posted by MuZiZZle (Post 6467987)
If it wouldn't cripple me financially I'd go and destroy it with the BM, whilst towing my VTS
Genuinely lolled - same here.

Like so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESxrTt7X8RU

MuZiZZle 17th July 2014 10:15
Basically that

But the merc is more faster than the M5 according to top gear.

I just can't see a twin engines Saxo you can't change gear in being very quick at all.

On paper yes but in reality probably not

D4MJT 17th July 2014 10:24
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Originally Posted by MuZiZZle (Post 6468024)
Basically that

But the merc is more faster than the M5 according to top gear.

I just can't see a twin engines Saxo you can't change gear in being very quick at all.

On paper yes but in reality probably not
I can't even see it on paper tbf.

Manu 17th July 2014 10:34
lol, reminds me of the barryboys archives. Barry comes in and insults everyone because his death trap is more awesomer than your top of the range german barge. Point in case being, oh you could not possibly build one like that.


My sides.

m4tt274 17th July 2014 10:44
"This is for the. Car infusiast it's not a daily driver it's purely for racing."

Wish i was an infusiast, as i'm not, i guess i can't have it.

seat choice seems odd seeing as its a 'race car'


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