whot time of the day do like it best,all the time is a good answer,some do ...

Heres 20p phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight.

you ask: do you like jewlery?
women replies: YES
you reply: well suck on my cock its a right jem!

Get your coat, Ive got a knife

FAIL.

page 3 post 47 have a look ben lols

dagnammit lol

Its not rape is you shout surprise first


SURPRISE!

Nice James, subtle.

Get in the Van.

Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I think my heart just lagged.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

I didn't bring my library card, but can I check you out?

Yeap thats me hahahahaha

to be fair though i have never used this line, use with caution

Its raining,like a lift home

Is that a mirror in your pants?
Cause I can see myself in them

is your dad a dimond theif?
Cause he stole two gems and put them in your eyes.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

:y: score

Give us ago on your bike.

well atleast i understood the whoole of that sentence, however, it was terribad.

LOLL Wtf

I know.. lets play army, ill lie down, and you blow the fuck outa me!

that worked on me mate, :homme:

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