What about cum? Is that what your farts smell of?

I fucking love it.

I once built a skateboard with an engine, it's construction was mainly sponsored by Meccano. I had a 50cc go kart engine, welded a gear cog onto one of the wheels and linked both with a chain.
A minute into riding it, thinking I was the next James Dyson, the chain came off making it a rolling chainsaw. I jumped off and quickly resigned to the fact that although ambitious, a master fabricator I am not.

I imagine the builder will have a similar moment of clarity when one of his engines decides it no longer wants to be an engine, and would rather be a weighted explosive device capable of much death and many sadness.

But yeah, I'll whack a bid on that.

looks like i was wrong.

someone that did do this would surely have a bit more wit than a stone.

Clearly you don't

some banter would be nice chompy, instead of sounding as boring as watching paint dry.

Saw this in person about 2 weeks ago, cooling for rear engine is ridiculous, engine didn't looked bodged in but the shell was rough, brackets for the headlights were broke and bodged oh and the front inner arches are rusty as fuck.

And the guy reckons he works in motorsport for a living erm yeah right,& elvis is my next door neighbour.:homme:

yeah but even the cleaner at silverstone works in motorsport

its all relative ;)

Sure this lad lives in Telford people were asking me if I'd seen it on eBay and were like I bet it's well fast. Yeah it maybe fast but 280 brake and all he has done to the engines is put an exhaust and an air filter on them does that really add another 20 brake I don't think so some ones a fibber


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This is the kind of thing me and D4MJT would do, and we're shit

Looks like a very expensive death trap but no doubt someone will buy it, them back wheels stick out a mile!

You can get a decent car for 3k that's probably worth about 1k in bits max!

He's relisted it at £3250 buy it now...

He's also added that it will do 0-60 in 3.6secs and 0-100 in 10 secs!!

3.2ltr scooby eater.

I might message him and ask him to prove this V the E61

This. Let's see how it fairs against some heavy German estate cars on the old 0-60 and 0-100 runs eh? ;)

Can you imagine if me you and dean rocked up, and Tom, but he can just carry oil and fuel for the real men

edit, by oil I mean like Castrol, not baby oil Tom, you Syrian bender

Jesus Christ Muz, it's too early for those sick thoughts... :flush:

I've been at graft for 6 hours man!

Is that because you're northern and have to work 22 hours a day to get £35, being that you're all on sub-minimum wage?