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markdavid 3rd October 2009 18:42
In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....

P90PTS 3rd October 2009 19:22
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Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727615)
In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
Are you actually a fucking retard? This makes as much sense as tits on a fish

djmartin 3rd October 2009 19:24
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Originally Posted by Ben_Saxo (Post 3727434)
dagnammit lol
lols :P

bullit 3rd October 2009 19:30
if they g0 wr0ng

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.




Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants



Man: You're pretty

Woman: Piss off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

Liam_LFC_VTR 3rd October 2009 19:33
John_G is the master of chat up lines iirc.

vtr_dan 3rd October 2009 19:57
Want smashing :P

Ryyy 3rd October 2009 20:54
Im pissing muyself here haha, mostlyy at MarkDavid hahahahaha

KrisB 3rd October 2009 20:56
Wow! When i left this morning the thread like 4 posts!

D--R--E--W 4th October 2009 02:25
if you were a door i'd bang you all night

fancy your dinner?

kite oot ya rat!!

Cov_Rob 4th October 2009 02:34
Does this cloth smell like chloroform

JamesR 4th October 2009 02:44
> Flash ya gash

> Get ya rat out

> Show us ya muff

Normally ends with a slap, or a funny luck.

dannyboy2005 4th October 2009 11:55
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Originally Posted by Chris261287 (Post 3726531)
Nicole was easy...

I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
LMAO :y:


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