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Chr15 16th October 2012 19:23

Somebody asked about stripes? Need a mower with a roller. Electric Flymo will do fuck all (except burn out if you're only mowing every six weeks!).

Sophia_Bush 16th October 2012 19:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bedford126 (Post 6125341)
I just noticed a thread on grass didn't bother reading it so thought here is as good of a place as anywhere to ask when I should cut my grass for the last time before winter.

Also how do I get the lines in it?

crabzy usually gets hungry being a binman so just get him to eat it when it gets to long be weary he may fertilise your land for you to

Chr15 16th October 2012 19:32



I use this boosted Hayter at work btw

ed-bradley 16th October 2012 19:36

Hayters gonna hayt.

Ross 16th October 2012 20:18

Lol at FlymoThrush. :D
Can't cut to an inch? Wimbledon groundskeepers are you listening you spastics?? Stop cutting to 15mm - I know it's in the rules but FlymoThrush will bawl :(

And as for those spastics over at the BBC what do they know - cut to 1 inch, and possibly up to twice a week? What skulduggery is this??

Jazz 16th October 2012 20:39

I'll outdo the lot of you. Amateurs.


Prickle 16th October 2012 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophia_Bush (Post 6125880)
crabzy usually gets hungry being a binman so just get him to eat it when it gets to long be weary he may fertilise your land for you to

hahahaha

iMystikz 16th October 2012 20:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 6125936)
I'll outdo the lot of you. Amateurs.


Holy fucking shit Danny, this was made for you.

rey 16th October 2012 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6125917)
Lol at FlymoThrush. :D
Can't cut to an inch? Wimbledon groundskeepers are you listening you spastics?? Stop cutting to 15mm - I know it's in the rules but FlymoThrush will bawl :(

And as for those spastics over at the BBC what do they know - cut to 1 inch, and possibly up to twice a week? What skulduggery is this??

What about golf courses?

Their greens seem to manage quite well and there's fuck all grass there.

Jay_ 16th October 2012 21:13

and bowling greens...

Ross 16th October 2012 23:01

All noobs (golf courses, bowling greens etc). Need ankle length grass fot the lawn snakes. That'll spice up an otherwise dull lawn bowls game. Especially when you can't see the fucking balls in the first place, courtesy of said meadow.

JamesR 16th October 2012 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 6125936)
I'll outdo the lot of you. Amateurs.


That's awesome hahahah

matt_vtr_15a 17th October 2012 09:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 6126063)
All noobs (golf courses, bowling greens etc). Need ankle length grass fot the lawn snakes. That'll spice up an otherwise dull lawn bowls game. Especially when you can't see the fucking balls in the first place, courtesy of said meadow.

I was just going to say this, thousands of courses cut their greens/fairways twice a week... to keep it short..

they leave the deep rough shin deep... to ruin your wrists and score if you should find your ball in it...

They definately don't follow the 6-8 cuts rule..

Infact I'd guess they cut at least that amount of times per month!!

Ross 17th October 2012 09:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a (Post 6125628)
I would of had natural grass, but I struggle to putt through 6 inch long grass with the common 6-8 cuts per season rule

Who'd of known??

I'm still chuckling at this post. Fucking epic tbh.

Jungle 17th October 2012 20:15

This is THE best thread I have ever seen. Shame it fizzled out.

smiith 17th October 2012 23:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a (Post 6126194)
I was just going to say this, thousands of courses cut their greens/fairways twice a week... to keep it short..

they leave the deep rough shin deep... to ruin your wrists and score if you should find your ball in it...

They definately don't follow the 6-8 cuts rule..

Infact I'd guess they cut at least that amount of times per month!!

That bit got me, so fucking true!

SGregg 18th October 2012 18:32

This forum needs a gardening section

Prickle 18th October 2012 18:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGregg (Post 6127488)
This forum needs a gardening section

Wheres Peter_D and his gardening..

sure he made a thread on it.

Toms112 19th October 2012 19:18

Winning, I Am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=1cVYgNjVsVg

Saxotim 19th October 2012 19:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prickle (Post 6127495)
Wheres Peter_D and his gardening..

sure he made a thread on it.

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...ghlight=garden

booya.


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