Jeremy Kyle show ..... FFS !
 

I am off work today & i am watching the Jeremy Kyle show

Where the fuck do they find all these feckless morons from ?

Do they have some form of van that trawls the streets looking for fucking idiots

The checklist for a contestant.

1. Must be on benefits
2. Must use facebook
3. Must have an IQ less than 3 or be classified as a village idiot
4. Women must be proper munters

Can anyone else add more qualifying criteria ?

find most of them on here hehe

Must have some sort of STD?

Must have 3 children with 3 different fathers of which you don't know whos is whos

Can't stand the show or the bloke, he makes his money by showing the world what a scummy place britain is.

But - it does make you feel better about yourself. "There's always somebody in a worse position that you" springs to mind.

Also having any sort of gcse of qualification is a complete NO

The smell of stale body odour , rank fish & piss must be unreal in the studio

Its a wonder the audience does not wear masks

They always seem to have mssing teeth

Thou shalt live on a council estate. have an income of less then £20 a week, can't decide which person to stick to and bang for life insted they go around banging there mates ex's gf's bf's sisters brothers uncle n shit.

I do love watching it tho, makes me think thank god I'm not in that position lol

The woman on the stage has no teeth , she looks a real winner

the special one off episodes are genuinely pretty sad, only ones worth watching. although ive heard its all fake anyway.

i think the worst is when you know some one who says, i have a friend that 'was, or is going to be' on Jeremy Kyle. And also is excited by this prospect. Its like they've focussed on the fact they're on tv not the fact they're on trash tv.

This is some form of sport,

Its just a shame our taxes have to pay for these fucking turds

I don't know if this is complete crap but I've heard you get £250 for going on the show

If its fake, wonder how much they get paid to go on tv for looking like a bunch of donkeys lol

Not bad, how do I apply....

It makes me feel better when i watch them idiots, but it makes me sick seeing where my hard earned taxes go to

]Not bad, how do I apply....

Be a complete and utter failure in life

They get paid to go on.

Provides the next fix.

After that they dont care

Must have at least 4 kids or more to at least three different people and never worked a day in their life.