Arguements at the lights
 

Yesterday, was on the way to pick the girlfriend up from work and I was at a roundabout in the lane to exit it to go down a dual carriageway. The car in the lane next to me decided to exit the roundabout aswell but was in the wrong lane to do so and didn't indicate they were going to either so they were driving next to me on the single lane (was also a car in front so no one could of drove any faster)...

Light blue lines were my route
Silver lines were the other car's route
Black arrow indicates were the routes he should of taken with him being in that lane


I proceed down the dual carriageway and he's behind tailgating me then I exitted the d/c and stopped at the red lights. He then gets out of his car, walks down to mine and starts f'ing and blinding, "What the fuck do you think you were playing at cutting me up?" I said you were in the wrong lane mate, YOU were the one trying cutting me up then he starts screaming and shouting said something about he's got his missus in the car and I thought he's trying to show off to her or something then he said if you try that again I'll fucking kill ya! I was like yeah ok mate whatever, lights were green and off I go.

Thought I'd share my story lol. Anyone else had someone come up to your car throwing their toys out their pram? :homo:

should have laid the smack down on his ass tbh

It looked like he was gonna whack me or something, I was getting ready to whoop his ass if he did.

:clapping:

this is why i carry an oversized wheel brace under my seat...

Its reasons like this as to why I always carry a gun in the car.

Water pistol FTW!! ;)

Should have laid him out, bet he wouldn't you would get out the car.

Take his missus if you didn't have your own and throw his keys lool

i wonder what he would have done if you had gotten out your car just sounds like he was throwing his weight about. what a dick! hope you just smiled at him then pulled away just to anoy him even more

i had a taxi driver on my ass. so i slowed right down. he overtook and stoped in front of me. and gave me a mouthfull. so i over took him knocking his wing mirror off. glad i drove off quick so he couldnt catch me.

I had a RAC driver do it to me. He booted it past me in my corsa ;) and slammed his brakes on. Got out and gave so much shit. I couldnt understand a word he said. He was African 10x the size of me and looked scary! I was scared! LOL

Its got paint stripper in it though!

Haha, i'd have bent over

haha i have a similar sound about like that i take everyday and that happens all the time... wrong lane, wants to exit, try to cut you up etc.
Never had anyone get out and ball at me for doing the RIGHT thing.

I justed stayed calm, didn't shout back or anything, spoke to him in a civil manner and he's there probably with his stress level off the roof. I just laughed to myself. Bet he wouldn't of come out his car if I had mates in my car as I was on my own.

Might invest in a water pistol + paint stripper haha.

Brake fluid is more effective i hear ;)

Lol, thought about it. He left after he shouted a bit. I think he was scared of me tbh. Realised i was big Liam from Swindon. Yer, thats what it was.

but if someone was gonna hit you (crash in to you) and you was doing the right thing. who fault would it be?

I've had some woman effing and blinding at me at the trafford centre. lights had gone green, traffic in front of her had moved and she was sat dawdling on her phone. gave a quick toot, she looks up, hastily moves about 2 foot, anchors up and gets out to give me abuse

WTF?!

had this the other week pulled into a little side road why i was on the phone (being smart driver ;) ) and as i turned round heard a load bang , looked round and a chap had smacked the back of my car with his hand.

then he decided to come to the window and mouth at me saying it was private property :S cleary not as the "private property " sign was on his gate not the road.


i did get out the smack him but he soon fucked off then came back with a spade or summat, so i just did one didnt really need the hassle of man slaughter when the old geeser drops dead.

That actually made me LOL.

Some people don't like it when they know they're in the wrong so just try and take it out on you I reckon.

Its funny as fuck, I blazed off at some lights once and at the next junction a biker tried telling me to slow down, unfortunately for him he'd lifted his visor up to talk to me! Couple of squirts later he didnt know what the fuck to do, stuttered a moment then sped off!

People dont know where to put themselves when you squirt them with water, its comedy. Either that or I stock up on double cheeseburgers.

Rofl. Lucky he didn't get off and throw some punches. What if it was paint stripper instead of water? He wouldn't see where you were to go after you lol.

May well be that you can come off from either lane and you sliced accross him, have a check on the road markings (I don't know, you can't see from the picture)

Either way, there's no need for him to start screaming at you, nor is there any need for him to start saying he has his missus in the car etc.

You'd probs get legal action for paint stripper though!

Just crank the window down enough to get the tip out then, squirt squirt! Luckily everyone i've sprayed has just been completlely dumbfounded by what i've just done they dont know where to put themselves. Suppose one day someone might flip and try putting my window through.

Nah, road markings on the lane I was on states A38 (dual carraigeway) and the other 2 lanes don't have it on it. Also theres no lane dividers when you exit the roundabout so its the only lane you can go on to take that route.

So there I am chilling been a traffic light, just doing my job, same as every other day just changing colours and shit. When these two cars pull up, this d00d gets out the car and starting shouting some sort of weird language to some smaller person.
I thought this would be well funny to play a joke so while he was out the car I changed the lights and everyone started moving. He was still standing in the road like a silly person.
Was awesome.
Here's a picture:

Nice drawing Peej!

HAHA nice :D

Someone fired a water pistol at me when i had my moped. Then the kid driving the car kerbed it, because he was laughing so hard. I did find it funny.

why cant people understand how to use a roundabout????

Use a what?

Sat Nav other day told me to turn off at the next "Junction".

Anyone have any idea what one of those is? I thought you just turn the steery wheel thing and go where you need to.


Liam-you actually used that as your sig?! Saddoo!!!!

Had this happen to me once coming back from fishing, had my big knife in the passenger seat, wasnt there for any reason just put it there when i was finished with it. The guy banged on the window, started saying i cut him up shouting and swearing etc and i calmly said if he spoke to me in that tone again i would kill him at that point i picked up the knife and showed him it, he never apologised or anything he just left without saying a word. Yeah i could have handled it better but a quick show of a knife and problem over lol

I have no life. Leave me alone or else ill rant!! :P

would have been funny if you just both got out ur cars and held up all the trafic
massive fight !!!!!!!!

haha

fucking cunts on the road.

You should of just wound your window down like half an inch and spoke to him through that, that really winds people up. It pisses people off at the drive thru anyway.

"MY WINDOWS BROKE I CAN ONLY GET IT DOWN THIS FAR SORREH"

only time ever was when some old bastard came down a 1 way street the wrong way, him and his old wife were ranting that I should let them go (my right of way) The words fuck off and die accidently slipped out, old fucker blocks the road gets out ranting and raving, I do the same, old guy gets back into car reverses back and waves me through lol!

I LOLd.

I got chased for 5mins down back lanes by some scumbag who after I gave up, asked me why I mouthed at him. I'd only asked what was up when he stopped right next to me before the chase.

This is wrexham though, the code round here is to throw your weight around at anyone who so much as looks at you

Ive seen one, not whilst I was driving though. There was a builders tipper truck thing with 3 workmen in it, and a mercedes in front of it. I didnt see what happened but the lights were on red, and the merc's door opened, and out come this black dude, built like a brick wall, he was bloody huge, and I tell you, Ive never seen 3 grown men look so shit scared in my life! I didnt hang about to see what happened next but I bet the results were rather messy!