scottish slaggings MUST READ (adult content)
 

She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

mair chins than a chinese phone book

She smells like an alkies carpet

she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

It's like sha*gin a pail of water.

fa*ny like a wizards sleeve

she's killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher

fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace

face like a sand blasted tomato

ar*e like a bag of washing

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

she's seen more helmets than Hitler

face like a stuntman's knee

Like opening the window and sha*ging the night

She's seen more co*kends than weekends

A left her with a face like a painter's radio

Fa*ny like a clowns pocket

Fa*ny like a Hippo's yawn

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

I bet she's got a fa*ny like a pub carpet

More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.

face like a blind joiners thumb

Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

handled more balls than Dino Zoff

pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

A chunt like a burst couch

A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

c*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun

lovely mate :y:

Face like a joiners nailbag

Face like a vultures kneecap

thats it man keep adding the ones yous no

p*** flaps like john waynes sadle bags

I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?

depends where you go i suppose

Inverness is not to bad.
Few rough looking kippers but no that bad

r00fers nail bag

Will definetly be using some of them! lmao

you must have a few good ones coz i hear burds down south are pretty roached

A chunt like a burst couch
fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

muhaha

:homme:

+1 me toooo :) :p

lol come on a bit of banter

cum on people sumone must hav some other good ones

pmsl!!! that cheered me right up!!

if i was to shag it would be like throwing a sausage up a close.
shes got a body for baywatch pity shes got a face for crime watch

**if i was to shag *you* it would be like throwing a sausage up a close**

Face like a welders bench

Fanny like a bill posters bucket

f*nny like a hippo's jaw

EPIC!!!!

lmao there class ill be using some of them next time some beatch pisses me off :P

I wouldn't shag her we your cock is a cracker ;)

a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Fow as a clogs back.

lol thats amazin :clapping:

a fanny like its been hit by a firemans axe

she has a head on her like a busted sofa

and if i was to fuck her, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

:y:

leave her face like a painters radio
fanny like the end o a pringle can

face like a dog whos been chasing parked cars...

She's so fat you'd need to roll her in dough to find her wet spot.

shes that fat, every time ive shagged her ive burnt my arse on the light bulb!!

heed like a burst fag
bull dog chewin mayonaise
banged more times than a taxi door
village bike, everyones had a shot
face like a baboon wae piles

i wouldnt shag her with yours

Face Like a dog licking piss off a nettle

Like throwing a 1p down an alley-way

Face like a blistered piss-pot

face like a melted wellie

She's had more Sausages than the butcher.....
She walks about with a mattress on her back & a 50p meter tied to it....
She takes it up the Deaf & Dumb......
She likes a good jobbie jabber.....
She maybe ugly but you don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.....

wouldnae kick her out the bed for fartin

looks like a bus reversed into her face... twice!!

she's a right growler!!

get your minge away before you poison the atmosphere