Road rage?
 

After being tailgated all the way home by some bloke, i was just wondering why people get so pissed off in their cars?
You wouldn’t start giving someone the finger because they walked out infront of your trolley in tescos or something :P

Anyone else pissed off with road rage?

no, you just push the trolly into the fookers ankles instead :D

yes!!!
last year some ballbag in a rover tomcat cut me up so i flashed him, so he dent kept hitting the brakes etc etc! so i just backed of so he went even slower!!! this was when i had a corsa 1.6 16v so the power was very slow!! overtook him but the cunt then followed me so it wasnt good. lost him in the end around town.

Depending on the horespower of the car, so may feel invincable ;)

if any1 tailgates me id slam the brakes that shits them up

im not doing my shopping when you are lol.

Yeah but then if the car behind you has a passenger, they can say (with proof) that you slammed your brakes on for no reason!

but whats the point??? just makes it 10times worse imo. best to get away from them.

Have to agree I'm never shopping at Tesco's when Saxo-89 is about!

well i dont do it to the point that they will go into me
just to the point to warn them

You dont need a reason for braking. Say you thought you were going too fast, or a cat ran out in front of you, something stupid like that.

I tend to get extreme road rage when im in a rush and someone in front of me is doin 40mph in a 60 zone :boxing: :wall:

Like an OAP who decides to potter along at a redicolous speed?

Exactly lol

i got road rage the other day when a twat in a audi a5 changed lane on a junction and nearly side swiped me i chaste the cunt but had the woman in the car so couldnt do alot but accadently hit her giving him the finger on the way passed lol

Passengers can not be witnesses as they can be biasd towards to driver ;)

there needs to be a independant witness, liek someone at the side of the road, or in another vehicle etc etc

oh, and yes im a very violent person when im in control of a shopping trolly lol hence why i go shoppin after 1am :D

If you make a mistake, you apologise, put your hand up or something. If someone just stares back at me or looks offended then theyre getting terrorised for being a retard. Hopefully I scare em enough to take the bus from now on lol

Ahhh I seee I didn't know that you need independant witnesses!! Makes sense now!!

Good old 24/7 Tesco's you cant go wrong !!

Im tired of boy racer type people (usually in corsa's), whole reason i sold my evo. Everyday constant flashing or tailgating trying to get me to floor it, people then getting ahead of me slamming on brakes etc etc

So now i brought a bmw and have a reason to act like a cunt when i drive

I hate that people have opinions of you on what car you have (even tho i just stereotyped every boy racer type), i.e I was instantly a wanker cause i own a bmw. Had some chick too scared to overtake the road sweeper doing 10mph, she was overtook around 5 times then once we got to the lights i pulled alonng side and clapped her fabulous achievement of being a retard yet apparently i was the one at fault

At the moment everything gets to me on the road and its usually retarded women drivers, the only reason they passed was because they woere that extra short skirt for there test

Rant over

Thats what i did to this bloke that was following me. he went crazy!:wacko: weaving all over the road behind me like a psycho.

Was gonna get his reg when he turned around, but i couldnt be bothered to follow.

Guy infront of me sprayed his washer fluid all over my windscreen... so I followed him home, raped his wife and kids, chopped them up and forcefed them to him.

Tailgaitors get a full frontal attack from my rear fog light and if that doesn't work, I then spray them with my modified ;) rear washer jet. Sometimes though that doesn't go down well lol

How is it modified lol?

I assume he has put a pin in the jet and twisted it so it squirts backwards.

I did that with my front water jets and soaked my mates who were walking along the footpath :D

Hahahaha I have to try that!!

I'm guessing that he has set them to spray the cars behind him rather than his rear window lol

You got it in one Liam. It is such a funny sight. The best one is when I get a friend or sibling to check my rear window for a crack and then KA CHOW.

Don't forget to move them back to their normal position though, I forgot and drove home with all the water squirting way out to the left LOL :D

Hence putting a pin in them ;)

I think that modification should be posted in the unique modification thread :)

amazing, just amazing, never thougth of this after removing my rear wiper!!

Good mod to do tomorow!!

Same here I am going to try it to...

How about a sticky in the Styling section? ;)

I actually just lol'd..

Haha!!

I thought I was about to be shot down for this, but you lot love it. Lol :y:. One word of warning, I did this two days ago to this ratty transit van and he chased me for miles. Well I say chased, I stuck at the speed limits and he was following me whilst biting his seat belt with rage. So be careful on who you spray!!

balls to that i will be spraying everyone!!!!

Hmm actually, will it clear a mk2 VT spoiler though, as they are liek behind the spoiler :wacko:

no point hitting the the stop pedal in a saxo cos nothin happens! my missus has proper air brakes going whenever we go out but so do i!!:fcuk:

lol how do u do it just put a pin in make a thread lmao doin this next week hahaha

i just fucking hate people who keep their brake lights on at night... cars have a hand brake for a reason...

cant agree more, i usually sit on the brakes for say 5 seconds, then apply the handbrake and take it out of gear

i will do a How-To-Guide as im going to have a pop at this tomorow.

duno if it will work on the VTR though as the washer jetis liek behind the spoiler on a mk2

Cut the spoiler in half

Custom modz innit