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markdavid 3rd October 2009 10:29
Best Chat Up Lines
 
From both sides Please?

Chr15 3rd October 2009 10:30
Get your coat, you've pulled...

KrisB 3rd October 2009 10:30
I've lost my virginity... can i have yours please?

chrisvtr1989 3rd October 2009 10:33
is your second name Gillette..... cos your the best a man can get

smiith 3rd October 2009 10:41
Get your gash out.

Jazz 3rd October 2009 10:48
OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish. ;)

lol

B+B 3rd October 2009 10:53
I've got a 7 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears, intrested?

VtrBhoy 3rd October 2009 10:54
I might not be Fred Flintstone but i'll make your bedrock

or

Do you sleep on your stomach? Well is it ok if i do?:wink:

Ashleyp 3rd October 2009 10:54
if you and me were squirrels, id store my nuts in your hole

Crunkers 3rd October 2009 10:58
Can you smell this and tell me if its chloroform...

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 11:15
Fancy a bum?

ShockZy 3rd October 2009 11:16
haha balls of steel!

Chr15 3rd October 2009 11:18
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashleyp (Post 3726492)
if you and me were squirrels, id store my nuts in your hole
Nicole was easy...

I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol

markdavid 3rd October 2009 11:31
Welcome to the club,first drink is on the house...

Danr 3rd October 2009 11:35
Chat up lines rarely work.

Marky_C 3rd October 2009 11:35
Ya'alrite luv!

saxovtrstevie 3rd October 2009 11:40
get your stinking rat out

Liamm 3rd October 2009 11:42
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marky_C (Post 3726570)
Ya'alrite luv!
that is the maker or breaker of the night :P

markdavid 3rd October 2009 11:43
You can save money on make-up,look great though the bottom of my empty pint glass,and all my mates have left.

markdavid 3rd October 2009 11:49
O,hand,have not seen you for ages ry still on top shelf doll?

Marky_C 3rd October 2009 11:58
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liamm (Post 3726586)
that is the maker or breaker of the night :P
It's abit of Yorkshire charm the ladies love it!
That's a lie!

Mr_X 3rd October 2009 12:07
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris261287 (Post 3726448)
Get your coat, you've pulled...
lol, classic

All I say is "Nice Shoes"

Jazz 3rd October 2009 12:18
You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.

Danr 3rd October 2009 12:19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 3726661)
You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.
Bloody rabies...

Liam 3rd October 2009 12:29
If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)

CurtSD 3rd October 2009 12:29
Quote:
Originally Posted by liam08 (Post 3726686)
If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)
Brilliant lol

Liam 3rd October 2009 12:30
Repost. Fail.

LouisUK 3rd October 2009 13:26
Quote:
Originally Posted by liam08 (Post 3726686)
If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area ;)
lol thats a good en.

Is you hot or am I coming down with something?

Smurphious 3rd October 2009 13:38
Would you hold it against me if I said you have a nice body?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

You've got eyes like spanners, They just made my nuts tighten!

Whilst very drunk once a girl I'd been chatting up earlier that evening was giving me some grief from for talking to her breasts. When she finished asking the ear bashing and told me to look her in the eye all I could say was 'I've made my choice' It didn't end well for us!

Rogue_Shadow 3rd October 2009 13:46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr (Post 3726663)
Bloody rabies...
:clapping: ha ha!

Bound 3rd October 2009 14:21
Hi, I know markdavid.

Liam_LFC_VTR 3rd October 2009 14:22
Wanna go outside?

scot-ish 3rd October 2009 14:32
Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardBound (Post 3726992)
Hi, I know markdavid.
that would work on me lol

shinner_vtr 3rd October 2009 14:35
my place or yours ?

markdavid 3rd October 2009 14:40
Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...

Jaytee 3rd October 2009 14:41
Surprise Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cosh*

Liam_LFC_VTR 3rd October 2009 14:42
Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727043)
Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...
Your posts were kinda funny at the start. Now they're not.

Mike-VTR 3rd October 2009 14:49
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazz (Post 3726482)
OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish. ;)

lol
haha fucking LEG-END

if i had room in my sig thisa would go straight in there

markdavid 3rd October 2009 14:54
Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...

PSPDan 3rd October 2009 14:55
Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid (Post 3727078)
Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...
Thanks mate might have to use that :y:


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