Jeremy Kyle show ..... FFS !
 

I am off work today & i am watching the Jeremy Kyle show

Where the fuck do they find all these feckless morons from ?

Do they have some form of van that trawls the streets looking for fucking idiots

The checklist for a contestant.

1. Must be on benefits
2. Must use facebook
3. Must have an IQ less than 3 or be classified as a village idiot
4. Women must be proper munters

Can anyone else add more qualifying criteria ?

find most of them on here hehe

Must have some sort of STD?

Must have 3 children with 3 different fathers of which you don't know whos is whos

Can't stand the show or the bloke, he makes his money by showing the world what a scummy place britain is.

But - it does make you feel better about yourself. "There's always somebody in a worse position that you" springs to mind.

Also having any sort of gcse of qualification is a complete NO

The smell of stale body odour , rank fish & piss must be unreal in the studio

Its a wonder the audience does not wear masks

They always seem to have mssing teeth

Thou shalt live on a council estate. have an income of less then £20 a week, can't decide which person to stick to and bang for life insted they go around banging there mates ex's gf's bf's sisters brothers uncle n shit.

I do love watching it tho, makes me think thank god I'm not in that position lol

The woman on the stage has no teeth , she looks a real winner

the special one off episodes are genuinely pretty sad, only ones worth watching. although ive heard its all fake anyway.

i think the worst is when you know some one who says, i have a friend that 'was, or is going to be' on Jeremy Kyle. And also is excited by this prospect. Its like they've focussed on the fact they're on tv not the fact they're on trash tv.

This is some form of sport,

Its just a shame our taxes have to pay for these fucking turds

I don't know if this is complete crap but I've heard you get £250 for going on the show

If its fake, wonder how much they get paid to go on tv for looking like a bunch of donkeys lol

Not bad, how do I apply....

It makes me feel better when i watch them idiots, but it makes me sick seeing where my hard earned taxes go to

]Not bad, how do I apply....

Be a complete and utter failure in life

They get paid to go on.

Provides the next fix.

After that they dont care

Must have at least 4 kids or more to at least three different people and never worked a day in their life.

I must admit I find it very ammusing, pisses me off that we pay for their benefits though!!

The people on there should be steralised to prevent them breeding more scum offspring, the gene pool is being poluted with these types...

Hes a very shrewd bloke - pretend you give a shit about the scum, pay them a pittance to come on the show to fund their crack habit and rake in the big cheques from ITV for all the morning TV viewers. Its validation really as you think "however bad my life gets, I can never be like those scumbags"

Every day it is - "It is 100% his child, I have NOT slept with anyone else"

Test comes back - It's not his child :wall:

Most of the idiot s that go on this show need injecting to prevent them from having kids tbh

:panic:

That last pair must be fake

What fucking chump number 1 is PMSL !!!!!!!!

Hes from Walsall that tattoo face knob end

it's not fake i know la lad that was called to go on it cause he didn't know if he was the farther of the kid his current gf was carrying, Yes the girls was a fat skank, a alcoholic, no the kid wasn't his, yes he's a mong/drug taking looser, she was on benefits, he actually worked. was funny as and he has since split up but has sole custody of the kid thats not his as he doesn't care, in his eyes its his which tbh ill give him credit for since he knows the truth

Why the hell would you take on sole custody of someone elses kid?! Sounds like the worlds biggest mug!

think is was cause he had to put up with the fat cow for the whole pregnancy and I'm not sure they fully split till about 4months after the kid was born and she didn't know how the real dad was lol, personally i don't think i could of done it but i suppose he'd rather have it than it go to a home

I'm going to produce a "BABES OF JEZZA KYLE" calendar! :y:

hahaha do it

This should be fun

Got this one to start you off :y:

Nah it's not fake.

Pretty funny though, when you have a few cans then go sit in the audience haha, as It's filmed down my old road we went there for a laugh a few times.

It you ever feel like you're failing in life, watch the northern twats on JK.

I'm already getting overly excited for this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3QaqZFiVS8 Makes me giggle every time :p:clapping:

Funny as fook .

What a gimp