MuZiZZles E61 M5 Tourer
 

Right, so the other day I bought this :

It's a flappy paddle LCI 5.0 V10 with an options list as long as Prickles VTS is high!

Key optional extras from the list are :

Adaptive Xenons - Turn when you do
Factory detachable tow bar
Panoramic roof
Heads up display - Projects Rev counter, speed and gear onto the windscreen
Power tailgate

It's got iPod integration, TV, heated electric seats with added back things, and all kinds of other crap I'll eventually find.

For something weighing almost 2 tons it's ungodly, it's got 384ft-lb of torque peak, and over 70% is available from 1200rpm.

The box automagically rev matches on the down change and when you put your foot down, literally everyone turn their head, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 15mpg bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

mmmmmmmmm.


German auto barge estate wanker

The willow tree?

Botanist :homme:

Bet it's shit and boring compared to the VTS.

What isn't!??!?!

I may be able to do 103 in 3rd in the M5, but the saxo does 65 in 2nd!

I've always been surprised how many good people buy stupidly over priced bmws, then turn into bmw wankers.

You have a BM too?

I'm impressed.

I'm confused, but horny

We should have done a few drive by vids dude, FOL.

It's fast like.

And sexy.

Like me!

oh, that says fast

:(

My derv no longer has the required torkz to haul my fatass around, best get an M5

Basically!

No wonder all the Vtec lot are tiny!

It's no Mondeo estate

You must be really fat to need all those ponies to haul your arse around in.

According to my mam, he's 180lb fat, 180lb penis.

But I think that's just her way of saying he's a massive dick.

It's all about the torque! :y:

And the burgers, mainly the burgers

Sorry, Salix babylonica ;)

*dendrologist :y:

Such Googlings!