Best Chat Up Lines
 

From both sides Please?

Get your coat, you've pulled...

I've lost my virginity... can i have yours please?

is your second name Gillette..... cos your the best a man can get

Get your gash out.

OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish. ;)

lol

I've got a 7 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears, intrested?

I might not be Fred Flintstone but i'll make your bedrock

or

Do you sleep on your stomach? Well is it ok if i do?:wink:

if you and me were squirrels, id store my nuts in your hole

Can you smell this and tell me if its chloroform...

Fancy a bum?

haha balls of steel!

Nicole was easy...

I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol

Welcome to the club,first drink is on the house...

Chat up lines rarely work.

Ya'alrite luv!

get your stinking rat out

that is the maker or breaker of the night :P

You can save money on make-up,look great though the bottom of my empty pint glass,and all my mates have left.

O,hand,have not seen you for ages ry still on top shelf doll?