I thought i'd put this link up on this forum, so it's not lost forever... <img src= "smileys/smiley2.gif">



Jimo often rings me when he's pissed... and usually he comes up with something totally fucked up!!!



Have a listen...



LMFAO!



Simo'

cheers tosser <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

thats Rat man in the background...lol

The second voice mail a few months ago was quality too... but I was too pissed to save it! D'oh!



Does anyone recognise the theme tune........... Flipper??



Simo'

Woohoo, gimp-man is back... <img src= "smileys/smiley11.gif">

it was my own half breed, i think flipper and spiderman!!



did you hear us all the othe night shouting when you phoned that was fucking funny!!!! i had about 10 people singing to you <img src= "smileys/grin.gif">

Yeah I know mate..... we were walkin through Manchester with everyone lookin at us like we were right fucked up! <img src= "smileys/smiley3.gif">



Quality!!



Simo'

LMAO



that was a good night.



did you get chased by the old bill again like **ahem** last time <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

No danny got distracted by the local gay village..... he went for a slash down this back alley, and I didnt see him for half an hour or so... <img src= "smileys/smiley4.gif">



SImo'

Get to fuck mate, you where the one who said it looked nice round here lets have a drink <img src= "smileys/shocked.gif">



And then you went down that ally way with those 2 men with leather pants on !!!

LMFAO.... you're so not tellin' the truth... <img src= "smileys/smiley5.gif">



Fancy a trip to town..... im wrapping that oil cooler up for bucky and need to post it!! I know.. I cant believe ive got around to doing it myself.. <img src= "smileys/smiley3.gif">



Simo'

Yer im up for goin it should be full of :c**t:



(shocked)Sending that oil cooler, what has it been 4 months <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">

Yeah I know... really embarrasssed... <img src= "smileys/smiley9.gif">



Town is good then... I was gonna cook summet, but i'll buy us lunch instead!!



Be quick though, im starvin!! <img src= "smileys/silly.gif">



Simo'

aww int it cute you two flirting, and setting up a date <img src= "smileys/grin.gif"> hahahahahahaha

pile of cunts.

Dont tempt me with the Jimo hall of fame again cunt sack!



Simo'

what hall of fame fucknut!!!



bring it on!!! i'll tell Suie on you, she'll beat you up for me <img src= "smileys/silly.gif"> hehe,

Dont worry about it sim, I know what it's like and that you really hate me and never wanted to send it anyway <img src= "smileys/depressed.gif">

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youre right Bucky... <img src= "smileys/smiley3.gif">



&lt;thinks&gt; If only I could get it back from the post office.. as ive never really liked Bucky anyway... &lt;/thinks&gt;



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You should have it any time soon mate.. I sent it first class!!



Simo'